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[Monk Amen]

LMAO LOOK AT THIS SHIT, Salvo went to Def Noodle's shitty comedy event with a fucking limousine and his fans outnumber Def's fans, and everyone else are just RedBar fans.

UPDATE: Def Noodles is now streaming from his end and salvo has ended his stream.

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Def Noodles literally assaults Salvo as soon as he walks into the stage, the audio also gets fucked up, so there is no audio at this point. Complete. Disaster. For him, of course.

Dennis is literally necroing the fucking event before 8t has a chance to die. Holy shit this is pure fucking gold

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Salvo is fat and unfunny and needs to stop ruining the purest cringe-producing event to date.

I disagree, if all of Def's shows are going to be all like the first one, it would get old really fucking fast. Salvo and his fellow alogs showing up to fuck him up and upping the bloodsports factor is the best thing that could've ever happened. For the audience anyways.

 

[Seora]

I disagree, if all of Def's shows are going to be all like the first one, it would get old really fucking fast. Salvo and his fellow alogs showing up to fuck him up and upping the bloodsports factor is the best thing that could've ever happened. For the audience anyways.

Ethan Ralph’s bowling event was funnier and less try hard (even with the majority of ralph’s audience being a logs). This is just autism.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Ethan Ralph’s bowling event was funnier and less try hard (even with the majority of ralph’s audience being a logs). This is just autism.

Pretty much everyone is an alog other than the people making "jokes" on stage, I think Def paid these people to be there or something because I'm pretty these were about the same people that went up last time.

 

[Seora]

Pretty much everyone is an alog other than the people making "jokes" on stage, I think Def paid these people to be there or something because I'm pretty these were about the same people that went up last time.

So did he pay them all or are they all Ayylawwwgs?

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

So did he pay them all or are they all Ayylawwwgs?

From what I've seen so far most people in the audience are from Redbar and the anti-Def crowd but most people on stage are pro-Def/random hobos are the street, very suspicious.
IMO it's just funny watching Def standing in front of an audience that hates him.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Audience view of Def Noodles assaulting Salvo Pancakes from behind

https://twitter.com/JesskaPizzle/status/1565907892783394816?s=20&t=GMnkx4-QYzq2BmEDC3ZvVg

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

Salvo is fat and unfunny and needs to stop ruining the purest cringe-producing event to date.

I 100% disagree, salvo legit made this event amazing, we even got to see def noodles assault him.

 

[Wooper]

So did it end as soon as Dennis hit Salvo? I'd want a refund.
I am curious how Salvo is going to handle this. Is he going to drop the spedding for a minute & contact authorities for blatant assault? Or is he going to floss over Dennis for punching a five foot man from behind?
I'm also curious how Dennis is going to spin this. Him & his black friend, who wants everyone to know he has a gun, have been acting hard & challenging everyone to fights. Will they keep up this tough shit persona? Or will they go the crybaby route & claim the evil Nazi Keemstar employee who paid for a ticket & invited to the show was harassing them?
EDIT: Holy shit it's still going & Dennis refuses to give Salvo the mic. The audience is vocal & is clearly there for Salvo.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Some bitch gets actually so salty she throws water on Salvo. (The technical difficulties part was not edited that was actually there in the stream.)

BTW Augie is restreaming this and he has an insider in the club in case the audio gets cut off again.

Update: as soon as Salvo starts to directly confront Def Noodles, the entire show literally ends. Holy shit what a fucking pussy.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

the only hilarity that can be had from the show was how disastrous it was.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Ok so let me sum up the events that occurred in the "show" today.


The Beginning of the Show.
Def Noodles (Dennis) goes unhinged and makes a bunch of death threats and picks fights with everyone. So SalvoPancakes then decides to test out how tough he is getting roasted himself in real life by traveling to his public comedy club to make fun of him. Over 80% of the crowd are alogs just here to shit on Dennis.
The stream quality is awful, audio keeps cutting out and there are constant technical difficulties.
The moment Dennis Walks on stage, he assaults Salvo. In fact whenever Salvo gets to speak, he gets assaulted it seems like.

The Middle.
The "comedy" show commences. The most boring part of the show, mostly only Dennis' cocksuckers get to speak for the most part. They're also very diverse too, and they're as good in comedy as Dennis himself.
Tl:dr
Black guy makes jokes shitting on white people.
Woman makes jokes about vaginas.
Gay man makes jokes about being gay.
Riveting shit.

Everything is really painfully unfunny until Salvo gets some kind of liquid (which I thought was water but now that I think about it, it very well could've been something worse ) thrown at him by a woman who couldn't handle a joke from what it looks like.

The Last Few Minutes.

Def Noodles starts kicking people out. He asks people if he should give the mic to Salvo or not, this process goes longer than the time Salvo actually held the mic, which is about 2 minutes. After this, Def Noodles calls security to kick out Salvo, and right after the show ends. There are possibilities of even more assaults committed by the guards against Salvo.


There are also reports of other audience members getting assaulted/threatened/getting caught in the crossfire.

And to top everything off he shits out this one last pathetic cope tweet. There are also rumours Salvo may or may not press charges against Dennis? That would be funny.

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What a disaster.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Say what you will about Salvo, his ability to cause other people to turn whatever they happen to be doing at the moment into an EF4 shit tornado is impressive.

 

[Dumbchan]

His wife is defending him saying she was 16 and that's the legal age in the UK.

Why is his Wife defending this?

 

[12345]

Why is his Wife defending this?

Apparently it's his girlfriend. Looks like part of it is maybe he wasn't entirely honest with her (This is my surprised face). But the legal age to have sex is 16 in the UK,. Maybe she didn't know about the pictures (Which aren't legal). Honestly I could at least understand a wife. Stand by your man and all that. But a girlfriend? Fuck knows honestly.

 

[Monk Amen]

And to top everything off he shits out this one last pathetic cope tweet. There are also rumours Salvo may or may not press charges against Dennis? That would be funny.
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What a disaster.

Dennis has the most fakes smile in have fucking seen lol, its obvious Salvo and the audience pushed him to his fucking limit.

Salvo Stays Winning

 

[Seora]

Apparently it's his girlfriend. Looks like part of it is maybe he wasn't entirely honest with her (This is my surprised face). But the legal age to have sex is 16 in the UK,. Maybe she didn't know about the pictures (Which aren't legal). Honestly I could at least understand a wife. Stand by your man and all that. But a girlfriend? Fuck knows honestly.

I have a difficulty understanding women who marry terminally online manbabies let alone defend ones who engage with teenagers sexually (legality doesn’t mean it’s not fucking creepy). I saw this guy soapbox all the time on Twitter, glad to know he’s another hypocritical cunt.

 

[12345]

I have a difficulty understanding women who marry terminally online manbabies let alone defend ones who engage with teenagers sexually (legality doesn’t mean it’s not fucking creepy). I saw this guy soapbox all the time on Twitter, glad to know he’s another hypocritical cunt.

Oh yeah I don't get it either. But I guess I could understand more if it were a wife. Probably they have a life together, accounts entangled maybe kids? And the spouse might not know. He said in a discord somewhere that he had talked to the girlfriend about it some before this happened and then more once the girl came out. (But Craig said it so I'm going to take an Earth-sized grain of salt on that one.) But I can see why a wife might stick around, if I squint really hard.

But I also can't say I'm surprised the fact the girlfriend is okay with it probably means she's done the same sort of thing. Only reason I can see someone defending it is if they did something similar or are okay with it.

Birds of a feather and all that.

 

[Seora]

Oh yeah I don't get it either. But I guess I could understand more if it were a wife. Probably they have a life together, accounts entangled maybe kids? And the spouse might not know. He said in a discord somewhere that he had talked to the girlfriend about it some before this happened and then more once the girl came out. (But Craig said it so I'm going to take an Earth-sized grain of salt on that one.) But I can see why a wife might stick around, if I squint really hard.

But I also can't say I'm surprised the fact the girlfriend is okay with it probably means she's done the same sort of thing. Only reason I can see someone defending it is if they did something similar or are okay with it.

Birds of a feather and all that.

>Discord
Explains almost everything.

 

[12345]

Also everyone is talking about how Def Noodles pushed Salvo Pancakes off the stage, and no one is mentioning that Salvo showed up the day before... and then Def Noodles went and made a video about it: