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Snivy_In_Grass said:
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I hope this is real. I hope we get Nick's audiobook version of the Gunt Tape. I'll give Ralph this, at least he's able to waddle his 5'1 ass up and down the parking lot whenever he needs to restock on Maker's Mark. I'm fucking surprised Nick Deorio could even board the plane to Vidcon with his girth. It makes sense that his version of the Gunt Tape would be cybersex rather than physical.

What'll make it even funnier is that Stardust is a legit Mr.Girl-defending female pedophile who advocates for pedophilia and date rape in the same way Mr. Girl himself does.
 
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Imagine actually buying plane tickets and having to plan to make travel arrangements in order to see fucking Destiny of all people.
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Since we've consistently got Chicken Man on the brain here. I saw his "Just Stop Caring" video on the TomDark channel a bit ago and it really struck a chord with me. I haven't seen a video of his in months and he talked about not listening to negative content and it's the truest thing cause ironically I stopped listening to him, along with other negative focused YT channels, And I know it's ironic considering I post on Kiwi Farms but I genuingly believe if we limit our intake on commentary people/news YT videos to occasionally, like one event or juicy video a week, we'll all be happier.
 
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Imagine actually buying plane tickets and having to plan to make travel arrangements in order to see fucking Destiny of all people.
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The more i see of this Turkeytom guy the less i like him just based on his takes he has to be in his teens. He seems to think that 2016 was the renaissance era for edgy content instead of when actual edgy content was sent to the void and replaced with all of this inoffensive miga shit.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
The more i see of this Turkeytom guy the less i like him just based on his takes he has to be in his teens. He seems to think that 2016 was the renaissance era for edgy content instead of when actual edgy content was sent to the void and replaced with all of this inoffensive miga shit.
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Yeah, I think he's like 19 or 20.
 
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John Swan released a second statement, tl:dr "I dindu nuffin people are mean to me, pls stop being mean 😭"
There has also been drama with Aiden for a while apparently, no idea what that's supposed to mean?

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Tech’s tweets are the best here because they essentially sum up what everyone thinks:9A92D1D0-6B66-4DB1-9766-1910A1CFC285.jpeg
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I would have a small amount of respect for John swan if he went with the ‘I’m uncancellable’ attitude and didn’t backtrack on it or write boring ass statements like this. My advice:
1. Go mask off, tell people how much you couldn’t give a shit. It’s more entertaining and that’s half of the job just look at people like LTG - people love a YouTube villain and they love to hate. Play into it, it generally works, even H3 still makes bank and most of the commentary community hates him and regards him as a disingenuous liar.
Note: don’t halfass it like you did with dream. Sure the minecraft sex mod meme was cutesy but only worked because your friends carried it. - do the work yourself ffs.
2. Tech wouldn’t be able to easily bully him, if he doesn’t give a shit/ is brutally honest about it then half of tech’s issues with him go away.
3. Sure people will “dislike and unsubscribe” but so what? Chances are people are going to hate watch you = $$$ or half of your audience won’t care about some autistic discord drama besides if people make videos on you, take it as free promotion.
4. Don’t try to be a truth teller good boy - that ship has fucking sailed. Either follow the above or switch up your content to something that doesn’t require grandstanding if the mean sheeple bother you that much.
I know I’m very chaotic.

Aiden spergs out at everyone + discord = drama/shenanigans.
 
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Seora said:
Tech’s tweets are the best here because they essentially sum up what everyone thinks:View attachment 3203512
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I would have a small amount of respect for John swan if he went with the ‘I’m uncancellable’ attitude and didn’t backtrack on it or write boring ass statements like this. My advice:
1. Go mask off, tell people how much you couldn’t give a shit. It’s more entertaining and that’s half of the job just look at people like LTG - people love a YouTube villain and they love to hate. Play into it, it generally works, even H3 still makes bank and most of the commentary community hates him and regards him as a disingenuous liar.
Note: don’t halfass it like you did with dream. Sure the minecraft sex mod meme was cutesy but only worked because your friends carried it. - do the work yourself ffs.
2. Tech wouldn’t be able to easily bully him, if he doesn’t give a shit/ is brutally honest about it then half of tech’s issues with him go away.
3. Sure people will “dislike and unsubscribe” but so what? Chances are people are going to hate watch you = $$$ or half of your audience won’t care about some autistic discord drama besides if people make videos on you, take it as free promotion.
4. Don’t try to be a truth teller good boy - that ship has fucking sailed. Either follow the above or switch up your content to something that doesn’t require grandstanding if the mean sheeple bother you that much.
I know I’m very chaotic.

Aiden spergs out at everyone + discord = drama/shenanigans.
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I think John is far past the "just go mask off and everything will be okay" phase - I think he is completely incapable of making that kind of change, and even if he somehow was, doing it now, after everything, wouldn't work, and would earn him even more mockery from Tech. The fact that John is still catching L after L after his objectively good videos on the ZeRo situation should speak to how incompetent this man is with a platform.

I'm thankful that that gay truce between Tech and Augie/Nick/Tipster seems to have elucidated Tech on why he shouldn't be championing around ZeRo like the Second Coming of Falsely-Accused Christ, because if he was still doing that it would be a lot harder to enjoy Tech's apparent monopoly on a-logging John lmao.

EDIT: Speak of the fucking devil lmao
 
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I think John is far past the "just go mask off and everything will be okay" phase - I think he is completely incapable of making that kind of change, and even if he somehow was, doing it now, after everything, wouldn't work, and would earn him even more mockery from Tech. The fact that John is still catching L after L after his objectively good videos on the ZeRo situation should speak to how incompetent this man is with a platform.

I'm thankful that that gay truce between Tech and Augie/Nick/Tipster seems to have elucidated Tech on why he shouldn't be championing around ZeRo like the Second Coming of Falsely-Accused Christ, because if he was still doing that it would be a lot harder to enjoy Tech's apparent monopoly on a-logging John lmao.

EDIT: Speak of the fucking devil lmao
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Nothing he can do at this point will help it, going mask off and dropping the pretense is in my view the only way he’ll be able to sustain his channel at this point. Tech will mock him anyway, he is an EZ dub BUT if he sticks to what I advise here, half of his initial complaints about John swan will become voided with time. Sure he’ll still be a scumbag or a liar but at a certain point people generally don’t care unless you’re skydoesminecraft. I agree with the Zero shit but I’d argue it was only objectively good because he had the popular opinion + the hard sell by his friends + was fashioning it as a rebrand (unlikely to work this time).

The only way not to make yourself an easy target is not to avoid the punches like John has done consistently from lie no 1. Take Augie for example, he’s become more hypocritical and protective of his friends etc etc - the reason why he’s not getting as much guff for that is by how he’s presenting himself: he doesn’t give a shit, “it doesn’t matter anyway guys” then he reaffirms some watered down stance he had weeks ago and how he’s unbiased and removed from the flamenco and John situation blah blah blah. Point is, I wouldn’t be suggesting it if this didn’t work. Don’t think what I’m saying is a cure all - everyone will love you type deal because it isn’t and it will only work if John is able to accept his dethronement as unbiased doing the right thing guy.

Chances are it won’t work and he’ll fall into the same patterns as before, but that’s hardly anyone’s problem. I hope we get another ‘I empathise with dream’ video.

Also: Aiden’s milking this situation as much as he can get. I don’t blame him, this is the most interaction he’s gotten on Twitter in a while. X to doubt on the debate though, John is notorious from running away from conflict that is unless you’re a small creator. I see he’s still not staying away from the community. 2CEB5D60-1A4B-4519-A853-630042577C0A.jpeg

Happy 100 pages btw. The spergathon is just getting started.
 
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