YouTube Commentary Community - You know shit's about to get real when the cartoon avatar crosses their arms!

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Wait when was he pretending to be a woman?
When the channel switched to Irrelevant News and was calling himself Pearl. Someone posted it in this thread (or maybe his thread? I think he had one in PG maybe?) but I have no idea who, or when. (It's the woman talking at the start of the video)
 
So a new guy to the scene is a man by the name of "Perfect Citizen", he's done videos only really covering the Physical Media community. For the most part his stuff is short and sort of dry, but I do enjoy a couple of his vids especially one about a black dude who puts on animal masks and a fake pregnancy bump, that shit was wild.
Anyhow, I noticed this short

Now I was like "No way is he doing what I think he's doing" but I joined his discord and yup, he is.
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He's offering cash prize rewards to people who give him lolcows to hunt, which is fucking wild.

Bit of an update on this guy. As per his community page:

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Yeah, I am imagining the "Offering cash prizes" for people to submit lolcows might've had a part in this, or having a community with no moderation which is discussing this sort of shit. It's honestly incredible how many commentary retards make discords, despite watching others do it and fucking up in the same ways. Is it really that hard to get decent moderators lmao
 
The Commentary Community has more lolcows per capita than any other community on YouTube.
It may seem like that, but I think there are absolutely more lolcow dense communities. My theory is that commentary fags come into contact with radioactive levels of autism on a daily basis, which inevitably causes them to lose their minds.

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
 
This new (but it's actually an old reulpoad after the original was taken down when Youtube was cracking down on reused content) video about JAR just came across my feed:
 
Justin whang just doing videos on straight up pornography now lol, how far will he continue to fall.
Didnt people find out years ago that he follows a shitton of E-Thots on Xitter. It wouldn't surprise me if he ended up being a gooning porn addict that uses his Youtube fortune to pay 18 year olds with daddy issues. He really seems like the kind of guy that would date a prolific OF whore or something. Dude also clowned on ProJared which is rich.
 
Failed commentary youtuber and troon (he now claims he is not transgender anymore, but also not a dude, lol)
Jalyn sent messages to various members of the CC asking them if they voted Trump, if yes he will block them. LMAO:
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Wouldn't shock me if Jadyn was in some discord vc screaming about his desire to kill the spics that voted Trump
 
I fucking hate the people that are now scrambling to make slop criticism videos as if they aren't literally the selfsame. Some retarded part of their brains think if they can point it out and get ahead of it, they can appear to be anti-slop. Despite the fact they're obviously chasing another trend while doing so, just like the kind of garbage they try to call out. Bonus points if they do it while also shilling a scam sponsor. YouTube is such a goddamn joke, integrity is a commodity, and these parasites can't do anything without holding out their hand to beg for more money at the same time.
 
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I fucking hate the people that are now scrambling to make slop criticism videos as if they aren't literally the selfsame. Some retarded part of their brains think if they can point it out and get ahead of it, they can appear to be anti-slop. Despite the fact they're obviously chasing another trend while doing so, just like the kind of garbage they try to call out. Bonus points if they do it while also shilling a scam sponsor. YouTube is such a goddamn joke, integrity is a commodity, and these parasites can't do anything without holding out their hand to beg for more money at the same time.
People are trying to call out 20 min drama slop but I think the bigger issue is documentary slop. People loved hour long documentary style videos at the start because of the novelty, whether they admit it or not. It was interesting to see deep dives that major networks would produce on small niche drama topics, but now thats all you get. People hate slop because its lazy and forgettable. Does that not describe every major video essay? How is Tom sending a kiwi farms op to his scriptwriters to pump out shitty 2 hour docs every week not slop? Can you even name 3 vids he released this year? I think I could name 2, and thats only because I saw them and intentionally didnt watch because I knew he would screw up the topic. I think one of the only long videos I've rewatched from this year and remember well was Nick's Mama Max vid all the way back at the start of 2024. 20 minute slop at least tries to be funny sometimes and covers bite sized topics which can be quickly corrected or moved on from, documentary slop is the true evil of this community.
 
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