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[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[JM 590]

Here's a treasure I'm surprised hasn't been posted yet: Final Fantasy XI - Mithra Character Creation

There's nothing special about the video.

But here are the comments:

They're all talking about this guy:

He's been posting on that video occasionally for years. Almost all of the comments are about him. I've... never seen another video with a comments section like it.

Bonus: Any of Mr. Bean video's comments are completely harmless, but completely retarded.

They're all like this, every last video.

The Mr. Bean channel is an interesting one. As famous as Mr. Bean is, there really isn't that much content from him. His 90's show was by far his best work, but only had 14 episodes. So, every few days they stitch together a couple of clips, post it, and get anywhere from 150-500k views. Sometimes they use one of his movies, sometimes they use the cartoon, but about half the channel is recycled clips from the old show. Oddly, nobody in the comments ever questions this. Maybe they're all kids without a good grasp on English? I don't know.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

From a godzilla video.

 

[Calamity]

Godspeed, sir.

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From a godzilla video.

I know a few deaf people online who type this way. It's baffling at first but I slowly got to learn how to decode some of it.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

children should not be given access to the internet

 

[garlicfarmer]

I'm just joking, I swear!

 

[JM 590]

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From a godzilla video.

That looks like someone accidentally hit the microphone typing button on their phone mid-conversation with someone else, and didn't know how to delete what was typed so they tried to cover it up with emojis.

Then they accidentally hit the button again mid-conversation and hit send.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Carousel of Autism:
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"This ride is old and outdated..." < - and not one of these fucks, said "I'm not talking about yer mammy"...FFS how could leave that out there? Damn kidz 2day!!

 

[KotatsuApe]

Found this guy being a smartass about social engineering, the answers are even funnier than the comment itself

The same guy argues with himself and forgets to change account

 

[BuzzLightbeer]

YouTube

www.youtube.com

enjoy

 

[c-no]

Crossposting from the Euphoric Atheism thread: Sperging over religion in a video of Cr1tikal watching a bad CGI Bible movie.

Spoiler

I find it funny that a couple people sperg out over Christianity in a Cr1tikal video, with one infering that a Bible in a hotel room is enough to trigger a reaction from him while the other assumes a rando replying to them must be like those denying pedo priest. These people should realize: logic and sense aren't a place for Youtube Comments, especially when it's also from them and not just from other people.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

If you enjoy youtube comment sperging the videos posted the last couple days on the 50th anniversary of the moon landing is a gold mine. You can tell right away based on the like/dislike ratio of the video just how bad the comments in that particular video are going to be.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Comments under this video

 

[Arctic Fox]

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... George Washington... Was British. He was fucking British. He served in the British Royal Army. He was a British citizen, born in a British colony. Nobody fucking cares but retards fuck, all the comments are stupid but this one is so fucking dumb.
I hope the movie is good, and all these tards drink bleach in protest, Jesus Christ.
Also: Have fun. The comments are full of tearful remorse for being mean to the Sonic movie.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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This is the dumbest comment of the bunch.
George Washington was British.
Some victims of the holocaust were German. German Jews or homosexuals or those outspoken against the Nazi regime, etc.

 

[JM 590]

Going through my phone screenshots looking for something for another thread (where I posted how bad YouTube ads are right now), and I came across this: some guy in an argument on a Joe Rogan podcast leaves his phone number, offering to continue the argument:

 

[FH 721]

Videos like this one are a good reminder of why I don't bother with anti-sjw youtube hypocrites hacks and morons manufacturing outrage just as badly as the crowd they perpetually rail against. But at least the person who made it acknowledged his worries about the film proved wrong.

However there is some real blatant idiocy that I found here, particularly this little gem.

That's right guys, Jessie the Cowgirl is Ess Jay Double U! Apparently they were around as far back as 1999!

No wonder so many normies positioned from an outside perspective and not engaged in your gay culture war label you all as just a bunch of vile, angry women-haters, you faggots make it too easy for them.

 

[Done]

But at least the person who made it acknowledged his worries about the film proved wrong.

I kinda see this in a worse light than you do.

To me he is essentially admitting that he's jerking off shit for views and clicks, literally no better than the SJWs.

How else does one make an outrage video about something he didn't actually find issue with?

 

[Crichax]

A terrible comment on one of my favorite videos (The Mathematics of our Universe).

Archived link: https://archive.fo/zjKcG

 

[linchan]

Videos like this one are a good reminder of why I don't bother with anti-sjw youtube hypocrites hacks and morons manufacturing outrage just as badly as the crowd they perpetually rail against. But at least the person who made it acknowledged his worries about the film proved wrong.

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However there is some real blatant idiocy that I found here, particularly this little gem.
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That's right guys, Jessie the Cowgirl is Ess Jay Double U! Apparently they were around as far back as 1999!

No wonder so many normies positioned from an outside perspective and not engaged in your gay culture war label you all as just a bunch of vile, angry women-haters, you faggots make it too easy for them.

I just like her new design because they gave her a bigger ass