YouTube Dipper Community - Pack a lip

[glutenfreebooty]

Oh, the memories this brings back, sitting in high school classes while some dumbfuck who was about to drop out spat dip spit into a Mountain Dew bottle and stunk up the room. Takes me back, man.

 

[waffle]

I occasionally chew tobacco, and I hate when I'm looking to see hwo a new brand tastes and all I get are these retard "allow me to horseshoe an entire can of dip and not talking about how it tastes" videos. Chewing tobacco as some huge part of your identity is so retarded, also leaf tobacco is 1000% better than dip anyway.

 

[Duck Duck TUUURN]

Nah nah man, I understand. You're not the one who's getting in my face. You do bring up a good point about that. I was also making a bit of a joke (and I'm sorry if it didn't seem like that. I was kinda repulsed by how terrible the kids in those videos looked).

I had my first cigarette when I was 10 or 11, and it was another kid my age that gave it to me. So, even with regulations in place, kids are still going to get their hands on tobacco to some extent. I don't smoke anymore, but I still remember that first smoke as a kid was amazing!

Back on topic, what's different these days is kids aren't sneaking a pinch or a smoke behind the toolshed, they're essentially broadcasting their activity across the world. The internet has inspired the notion in the least interesting of people that whatever mundane crap they happen to do is worthwhile to share with the entire world. There are countless hours upon hours upon hours of these dip videos, and they are all basically the same thing. Sure, every so often you might find a dude like Obama-hater, so... I suppose it's all worth it!

 

[FBIfellow420]

Oh, the memories this brings back, sitting in high school classes while some dumbfuck who was about to drop out spat dip spit into a Mountain Dew bottle and stunk up the room. Takes me back, man.

You and me both, brother. I grew up in Bumfuck, Texas, and something that's synonymous with the school atmosphere to me is wannabe rednecks using dip, spitting dip, and generally never shutting the fuck up about how much they loved dip. If you mention dip to me, I think of middle / high school.
The grossest thing I remember about it was that, at my school, dip was typically spat out into the water fountains rather than a bottle.

 

[Ravana]

Serve on a Navy ship and you'll become quite familiar with dip. Bottles on the deck, bottles in the angle irons, bottles in the overhead, dip bottles everywhere...

 

[Dan Abrams]

Seems similar to the meth or smoking fandom on Tumblr, i.e. a small echo chamber of tards convincing themselves that their habit actually isn't that bad for you.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Serve on a Navy ship and you'll become quite familiar with dip. Bottles on the deck, bottles in the angle irons, bottles in the overhead, dip bottles everywhere...

Ugh, same as combat units in the Army. All over the tanks, all over the Strykers, even officers and senior NCOs doing it in meetings . . .

I mean, I just don't understand these type of YouTube videos. "Watch me cram my mouth full of chew!" "Watch me eat an entire bag of pizza rolls!" "Watch me lance this huge festering boil!" Same exhibitionist and gross shit, man.

 

[SuperFilter]

Ugh, same as combat units in the Army. All over the tanks, all over the Strykers, even officers and senior NCOs doing it in meetings . . .

I mean, I just don't understand these type of YouTube videos. "Watch me cram my mouth full of chew!" "Watch me eat an entire bag of pizza rolls!" "Watch me lance this huge festering boil!" Same exhibitionist and gross shit, man.

It's like eating contests!
Except you don't win jackshit.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Except you don't win jackshit.

You win mouth cancer.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

I watched just one of the dip videos when this thread started and I am still constantly getting gross dip videos in most of my recommended videos

 

[Henry Bemis]

It's supposed to be, but out in the boonies of the deep south, nobody really cares how old you are when you consume tobacco products.

Regulation is just a Yank and/or Jew flim-flam meant to keep them Southern boys down.

 

[BentDuck]

This brings me back to HS. I lived in Texas and I knew a few of these "kickers"/"rednecks" who would dip. I never really thought much about it, but being in Colorado, I hardly see anybody who does dip.

I tried it once in college. I'll admit it wasn't the worst fucking thing in the world, but I must have accidentally swallowed some tobacco juice and almost puked.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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Not really sure if this topic fits exactly with this forum because it's not about any particular cow and more about an online community in general, but figured I'd give it a shot and share it.

Located in the seedy underbelly of YouTube is the dipper community, a tangled web of untold thousands of slack-jawed bumpkins dedicated to the purpose of "reviewing" the different varieties of chewless tobacco. Truth be told, these so-called reviews never err from the following formula:

1. "Sup, Yewtoob?"
2. Stick can of dip into camera lens.
3. Shout-outs to recent subscribers.
4. Pack a lip, sometimes with the entire can of tobacco.
5. Complain about the minutae of their utterly boring life.
6. Beg for likes and subscribes.

Be aware of the following facts:
1. They will never make any meaningful comment about the tobacco or judge it by any quantifiable metric.
2. They are obsessed with obtaining subscribers. This is despite putting forth practically no effort to craft their channel into a proper show beyond -sometimes- having a retarded country "theme song" at the beginning of every video that you just want to skip anyway.

Beyond the general fucktardedness going on, this particular community sits at an unhealthy crossroads where southern pride, racism and proud anti-intellectualism often intersect, which can lead to further hilarity. Be on the look-out for their "walls", pyramids of empty dip cans that reach up to the ceiling.

Users OutlawDipper and mudjug1 have made online careers suckering yokel dollars from the unwashed masses by selling them MudJugs, overpriced plastic spittoons that come in a variety of patriotic skins. These glorified soda cups are taken very seriously by their target audience.

Anyway, here's some links to a few examples of this trend. See what you think.

Guy Stuffs Entire Can of Tobacco in His Mouth:

Extras from Idiocracy:

Skoal Peach Review:

Over 9000 cans:

Nicotine has particularly nasty side-effects in higher doses. Who puts and entire can of that shit on one of the only easily permiable membranes outside of the intestines? I hope they aren't swallowing it.

 

[ahavayeshana]

This shit annoys me to no end. I'm struggling now trying to quit smoking after eighteen years, and watching these obnoxious little shits posting videos of dip makes me want to kick them in the mouths. I'm not adverse to it once in a while, but hot dog.

Them their mommas and pops didn't tell them to them their not do it for no reason at all y'hear?

 

[Shart_Commander]

I knew kids at my old high school that dipped. They would do it in class and spit all over the floors or into empty water bottles, which soon became full water bottles, except full with tobacco and spit as black as road tar. None of the teachers gave two shits either, the only staff members that cared at all were the neurotic principle and the janitor. They were dicks about it too, sometimes spitting on kids that sat under the stairwells at lunch. The kids didn't do anything about it, until one of the dippers peed on them from the top staircase.

I recently just moved into a very nice house, sadly, it's in a shitty town full of fucking hicks in camo and pickups. You can't walk anywhere without seeing spit up tobacky every couple of feet. It's horrible. Animals could eat that, and become very ill, which really grinds my genitals. I also find it really funny that some of them wear Confederate Flag hats and what not, especially since I live in Canada.

 

[lolwut]

Another day, another contestant for the Darwin Awards.

Heh, I remember when one of my buddies tried to start dipping. He left his can at work one night and we spiked it with the oil from a Carolina Reaper pepper. I haven't seen him use it since.

 

[Big Nasty]

Nicotine has particularly nasty side-effects in higher doses. Who puts and entire can of that shit on one of the only easily permiable membranes outside of the intestines? I hope they aren't swallowing it.

I have heard of an incident where this guy, on a dare, stuck a pinch of it up the ass of another guy. Rectal mayhem ensued.

 

[BurgerKing]

Watching the full can video in the OP made me want to literally vomit all over my keyboard. Im not an asshole to people that smoke, but if you use chewing tobacco youre fucking retarded.

 

[RepQuest]

I watched just one of the dip videos when this thread started and I am still constantly getting gross dip videos in most of my recommended videos

Dipping is My Little Pony for rednecks.

 

[Zim]

Ugh, same as combat units in the Army. All over the tanks, all over the Strykers, even officers and senior NCOs doing it in meetings . . .

This. All over humvees, avengers, every tank ever, etc.

As with anyone who's grown up in the middle of nowhere you end up trying the stuff at least once. I tried the 3 kinds everyone tries original, mint, and berry and they all tasted like ass. I also tried whole leaf tobacco and that stuff is a lot better. Granted I don't dip at all because it's nasty and real bad for you. The worst thing about dip is that they actually put a tiny bit of fiber glass in the stuff to cut your gums a little so the nicotine is more intense.