[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

G5 caused him to rape his mum guys, I swear he will unironically claim in police interviews that da merge and the cosmic clash of the new Pony season caused him to freak out and have delusions that having intercourse with his mother is his only way of saving the MLP universe.
 
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G5 caused him to rape his mum guys, I swear he will unironically claim in police interviews that da merge and the cosmic clash of the new Pony season caused him to freak out and have delusions that having intercourse with his mother is his only way of saving the MLP universe.
Imma just say this right now, if you mess with "the canon" in a fandom then consequences be damned.
 
Takes me back to the blue armed bandit days, well atleast Chris won't have to watch G5 now. Does chris seem way more out of breath lately? He's starting to remind me of Ethan Ralph.
 
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This is a pretty mellow freak-out for Chris, must be all the estrogen that's making him unable to rage like the good ole days.
It's interesting to see how he claims G5 is going to ruin this timeline. Is there some kind of butterfly effect where the pilot of MLP G5 causes the spread of COVID-20?

Also, I wonder how things will be at the Bronycon knockoff. I'd hate to see what happens when most of the attendees express excitement for the new generation while Chris rages or goes into Hedgehog Defense Position. If I'm right can I get my own special badge? :optimistic:
God if only I knew what I know now :(
 
God I was actually happy to see some classic Chris rage. He was also doing relatively good with the shoutouts and art comissions. For once I believed Chris was actually gonna move on but nope. I just wish we were on another timeline where Chris didn't rape his mom and would go on a Sonic Boom type crusade against MLPG5
I did get that semblance of almost classic Chris yeah, like all the other times he's directed a video at someone and has made some outlandish demands expecting them to listen to him, they're some of my favourite moments in Christory in all honesty because it demonstrates his sheer entitlement, ego and ignorance all in one autistic package.

It's almost as if that part of him that the trolls haven't completely killed off all these years is still dormant and not dead yet, and if he didn't do what he ended up doing a week ago, we probably would have been set with more moments like this, which were really the only things that some people here would look forward to, and now that's gone potentially forever.
 
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God I was actually happy to see some classic Chris rage. He was also doing relatively good with the shoutouts and art comissions. For once I believed Chris was actually gonna move on but nope. I just wish we were on another timeline where Chris didn't rape his mom and would go on a Sonic Boom type crusade against MLPG5
three days later, him doing his mom is public knowlege
 
Well sorry to necro this thread but a new leak revealed why he made this video

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Hey, @everyone. With all of you, I wish to go ahead and clear the air in regards to the video I have uploaded earlier today.
The preface: I did not get today's set of commissions to draw from Josh, so I chose to make a day off out of it, and go to the book store and read and highlight my copy of "Warhol/Chris Chan" some more.

After leaving the book store, I went to Kroger for groceries (ham, turkey, a block of cheese, also needed some more orange Crush, Pepsi, and a case of water.

Kroger wasn't keen on the orange soda, and their stock of bottled water was low, so I ended up going to Wal-Mart for the soda and water.

After getting the soda and water, I took a lap around the store as I like to do. Then, looking in the toy aisle where the My Little Pony toys were normally, I saw the sign that I was not looking forward to find. A handful of figures of the magic-less unicorn from G5. Needless to say, I was triggered, but I had known what I was to do in this event.

I literally snapped my fingers, and these particular figures literally phased out of existence from the store. With that in mind, I opted to check Target as well. I found four figures of the orange G5 pony, and I repeated the process with that bunch of figures.

I knew after I had got home, it was the time to take the more direct, and compassion-filled approach, so I recorded myself with the lights above the lavatory mirror, and said directly, straightforward, and to the point what I said in the video.

I tell you all, as I have stated time and again, and even a while ago with [redacted]:

This has absolutely nothing to do with the trivial details of the show, or the visuals of the leaks. The impact of G5 being aired prematurely will literally do a heavy Metaphysical amount of damage to our very Timeline, here.
 
Or how he expects his tall tales of Thanos-snapping toys being taken at face value.
What do you think he actually did with them?

You think he had a Blarms style meltdown where he hid them?
Or did he shoplift the fucking things and throw them in the dumpster?
Or buy them and do the same thing?
Or did he hallucinate actually Thanos snapping them?
Or is he just full of shit?
 
What do you think he actually did with them?

You think he had a Blarms style meltdown where he hid them?
Or did he shoplift the fucking things and throw them in the dumpster?
Or buy them and do the same thing?
Or did he hallucinate actually Thanos snapping them?
Or is he just full of shit?
Lol he probably just hid them, he wishes he could hallucinate the shit he forces himself to believe.
 
Yeah, no, he just hates the G5 art style and thinks that, since everyone of his trolls obviously accepts him as a prophet, he may occasionally use that for his personal advantage. Hey, it worked for Muhammad!

“O you who believe! Do not enter the houses of the Prophet for a meat without waiting for the proper time, unless permission be granted you. But when you are invited, enter, and, when your meal is ended, then disperse; neither lingering for conversation; verily this annoys the Prophet, and he is ashamed before you, but Allah is not ashamed before the truth. And when you ask his wives for any object, ask them from behind a curtain. This is purer for your hearts and for their hearts. And it is not for you to hurt Allah’s Messenger, neither to marry his wives after him, ever, verily this is grievous (sin) with Allah.”

This leads to the horrifying thought - could there have been a time in the ancient past where Chris could have gained a decent following for his delusions?
 
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