We're owned by Google, the ultimate data-mining overlords, yet we’ll still beg for
more money like we're one bad day from bankruptcy.

We're desperately trying to be TikTok with shorts, even though nobody asked for this war and we'll reward some of the worst content you've ever seen with hundreds of millions of views.
We got more ads for you.
Two unskippable? Let’s make it five.
Don’t like it? Let's make them 5 times longer.
We'd like you to pay us
$15 a month for YouTube Premium, but you'll see ads on the mobile app too and huge sponsored blocks of ads taking half of your screen. And we will keep increasing the price.
And to continue the greed party, we might as well release a Lite version, to rip you off even more.
We're going to do the same shit to embeds everywhere and force you to login to watch videos and add ads on top of them and make them unskippable too.
We will track your browser crack down on adblockers and all of your extensions too while we can, we will force you to toggle your history on to use our website.
We’ll remove features you loved, like public dislikes to make sure the advertisers cannot fight back with your voice, and tear our community so much the only inclusivity we'll have left is not being diverse.
We let advertisers shill you malware, scams and softcore porn, impersonate our own creators, but you can't swear within the first 15 seconds of a video.
We let pedophiles and violent people running wild on kids’ content and let them destroy children's brains.
We let bots infesting comments and AI-generated flooding the platform.
We cant hear you complain! We're too busy training your content to AI without your permission.
Break the law? Not us. We just
pay to bypass it. Using
your money.. And we'll do it again.
We like you yelling into the void. Complaints, issues, concerns? We’re here to ignore them all.
We like to see you watch us wave flags for Black Pride Month while
actively discriminating against Black creators in our algorithm.
We like to also take a peace of pie of your sponsorship deals now. Hope you weren’t too attached. Your hustle is now
our hustle.
And the best part? You’ll stay. Why? Because there’s
no viable alternative. We’ve crushed the competition, monopolized the space, and built a gilded cage you’ll never escape.
"Muhahahaha. Feels gud too bee a billioner anda rrrunnin' shit for money!"