YouTubers with tolerable voices?

For once, I can confidently recommend Ahoy / XboxAhoy. He doesn't upload often ( read: once or twice every year ), but his videos on armed weapons and retro video games are thorough, extremely in-depth, and his voice is as smooth as fucking butter.

EDIT: I forgot to recommend Strafefox. He uploads as often as Ahoy does, but he covers more on the creation of retro video games and his voice is rather nice.
 
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Open yourself up to the world of podcasts.

Casefile True Crime is top crime podcast in my book because its a chill Aussie reading a well written script. Small town murder and Crime in sports are well researched, hilarious, and long (usually about 2-3hr) true crime podcasts. Generation Why is hit or miss and are into PC politicing, but their old podcasts are great. Same with Court Junkie, Canadian True Crime, Thinking Sideways (RIP), Nighttime, Unresolved, True Crime Garage, The Trail Went Cold, and True Crime All the Time.

Our Fake History is my favourite history podcast done by an awesome dude separating historical fact from fiction. George Carlin's Hardcore History didn't really interest me, but I know a lot of people who enjoy it (same with "Revolutions"). Cults falls in between true crime and history, and I really enjoy the crisp narrating. The Dollop is a really fun history/comedy pod, but the hosts have been ranting about feels-lib politics in the last 50 episodes. Not the most historically accurate, but really fun nonetheless.

The Conspiracy Farm tickles the old almonds, and they bring on interesting guests. I don't listen to it anymore, but Mysteries Abound is a great Creepypasta-esque show with legit bone-chilling stories and Aussie narration.

For comedy, its pretty much pick your poison. Literally every comedian has a podcast or five. If I were you is a pretty good podcast headed by Jake and Amir of College Humor's glory days. The Dick Show is an obvious choice if you enjoy these forums. If you want a deep lore, fun, crazy podcast to get sucked into, listen to the glory days of Nobody Likes Onions. They were my first comedy podcasts, and their old shows in Tampa and LA are fun, drug fueled shitshows. You'll have to trust me on this one, because the first 1000 episodes are behind a paywall on the Nlo website. There used to be Nlo Radio, which had all of the shows greatest hits in random order, but it looks like he removed that. I'll drop some classic bits in a spoiler.


Politics wise, there isn't a ton I've enjoyed. The Ben Shapiro Show if you like gay politics. Just read the news.

Religious related stuff is also kinda iffy. Lotta mainstream, corporate squeaky toy Christianity. I enjoy 5 minutes in Church History. Just go to a church or read the bible if you need Jesus.

If you like football, Around the NFL is pretty good, but they have been politicking more and more. A symptom of living in LA I suppose. Dave Dameshek is solid.

For anything else you are on your own. If you find a podcast with an interesting premise, but their most recent episode is kinda cucked, listen to their older stuff. A lot of podcasts sold out to ad companies after a massive conference was held on monetizing podcasts a couple years ago. You might even be able to dig up a few cows, since I don't really see podcast drama mentioned on Kiwi Farms at all.
 
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I don't even like acrylic nails, but if I need something nice to lull me to sleep I throw on some Nail Career Education. Suzie's voice is so nice and the videos are long and calming.
 
I apologise for not offering much in the way of genuinely contributing to this thread but I suppose 'That Creepy Reading' and 'Vintage Files' aren't so rough on the old lugholes, though I've not heard too much of their stuff.

Vintage Files hasn't uploaded in quite a while though, have they?

On that note, Criminally Listed has a tolerable voice. Same with Obsolete Oddity and Scary Mysteries. That's for if you're into darker content, but The Today I Found Out/Top10sNet/Biographics guy, Simon Whistler, has a nice voice as well and is a bit more normal.
 
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This guy, but he doesn't have many scary stories and has been gone for a month. I think, Skinwalkers got him.
 
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