You've received a great power, what do you do with it?

[Soup Sammiches]

I'd get myself a cold pepsi

I asked my mom for a pepsi and she just wouldn't give it to me..

Also I'd ge me and this guy a pepsi.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Imprison the groomers. Munchie moms, dickchop surgeons, titty skittle dealers. Prison, prison, prison.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

First and foremost I'd work on nuclear disarmament (excluding USA), then strengthen America by abolishing the Democrat party.

Doesn't sound like I can be invincible, so I'd do all that from the shadows and install puppets of my choosing.

 

[Coelacanth]

Erase Liz-Fong Jones from existence. Also I would make a sanctuary to help small pets because dammit I'm tired of seeing rodents and fishies getting mistreated by everybody.