YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation

...that cwc person has got to be an alien in disguise, like tommy wiseau but somehow even more out of touch with humans
 
Kosher Dill said:
The one funny thing to come of the Sockpuppet Saga is Chris' new excuse to people who want him to do stuff.
"Cartoons are real now, you don't need my comic. Just look out the window"
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There is also how he believes he is a god now and proves it in the most idiotic ways possible that elicit a laugh out of me. Like the time he said Magi-Chan was right next to him only to put his hand around the air

Mariposa Electrique said:
No, Chris. We documented your transformation sequence from a pathetic retard to an overweight, insane sexual deviant!
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Are you implying Chris wasn't always an overweight sexual deviant?! Even in the classic days he was fat and had dumb sexual fantasies
 
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I wonder if this is how chris sees the world with his autism addled mind. Of course, It wouldn't be the great animation of the 90s like in Batman but instead the Korean sweatshop animation that's one step above flash. The trash animation that is so prevalent now.
 
I’m not going to dump on the animation, you all have done a fair job doing that. I didn’t think it was awful, though I did watch it muted. I’ve witnessed worse things. My question, though, is why? Doesn’t Chris think he’s some sort of Neptunia-brony amalgamation? Why is this entire animation something you’d see out of Sailor Moon? It’s great to take a break from this board for a few months, then come back and see how much more fragmented Chris’ mind has become over a short period of time.
 
Looney Troons said:
I’m not going to dump on the animation, you all have done a fair job doing that. I didn’t think it was awful, though I did watch it muted. I’ve witnessed worse things. My question, though, is why? Doesn’t Chris think he’s some sort of Neptunia-brony amalgamation? Why is this entire animation something you’d see out of Sailor Moon? It’s great to take a break from this board for a few months, then come back and see how much more fragmented Chris’ mind has become over a short period of time.
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Chris has liked Sailor Moon for a very, very long time, as early as Sonichu 4. At some point he decided his Neptunia goddess alter ego was also Sailor Neptune because their names are the same or whatever, which is why he dyed his hair blue and started wearing that thing around his head. It's because Chris thinks he looks like this.
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Though keep in mind, he's been doing the Sailor Neptune thing since 2018. It's not a recent development.
 
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Un Platano said:
Chris has liked Sailor Moon for a very, very long time, as early as Sonichu 4. At some point he decided his Neptunia goddess alter ego was also Sailor Neptune because their names are the same or whatever, which is why he died his hair blue and started wearing that thing around his head. It's because Chris thinks he looks like this.
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Though keep in mind, he's been doing the Sailor Neptune thing since 2018. It's not a recent development.
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Thanks for the clarification! My knowledge of Chris’ fuckery begins to take a nosedive as we enter 2018 - I thought he had been “over” the Sailor Moon stuff since Megan.
 
Hate. Let me tell you how much I hate this horrendous video. There are 86 trillion neurons on average in the brain of an adult human, running the advanced anxiety we call "consciousness". Chris probably has much less than that but whatever, if the word 'hate' was engraved on each one of those hundreds of millions of fucking neurons, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for this aweful fucking animation and its brain-melting audio. Hate. Hate.
 
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Un Platano said:
Chris has liked Sailor Moon for a very, very long time, as early as Sonichu 4. At some point he decided his Neptunia goddess alter ego was also Sailor Neptune because their names are the same or whatever, which is why he died his hair blue and started wearing that thing around his head. It's because Chris thinks he looks like this.
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Though keep in mind, he's been doing the Sailor Neptune thing since 2018. It's not a recent development.
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You know positive self image is important but Chris crosses that line in every possible way. Back in the salad days he saw himself as a tall handsome guy, he didn't even need his jeffrey dahmer glasses. No he sees himself as young, female, slender and attractive. It's one big example of expectation
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MasterDisaster said:
Christine actually models herself after Sailor Mercury. The spitting image.
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I'd just spit on him, but he'd probably like that. Chris is obsessed with with Sailor Neptune because she represents waters and is a beautiful lesbian. The similarities: Chris pisses on himself and LARPS as a dyke. He like Sailor Mercury because she's cute shy and geeky. The similarities: Chris has been exiled from most places with a manager except for the local hospital.
 
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As terrible as this is, it's still better than anything Chris has ever done so there's that.
 
horrorfan89 said:
You know positive self image is important but Chris crosses that line in every possible way. Back in the salad days he saw himself as a tall handsome guy, he didn't even need his jeffrey dahmer glasses. No he sees himself as young, female, slender and attractive. It's one big example of expectation

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I have a speculation that Chris doesn't like looking himself in the mirror and watching his own videos.
He knows he won't look good in his CPU outfit.
 
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I have a speculation that Chris doesn't like looking himself in the mirror and watching his own videos.
He knows he won't look good in his CPU outfit.
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Chris always views himself as more feminine than he appears and hell he wouldn't dress in his CPU outfit given he believes he's Sonichu now.
 
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