YT 5/23 - Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

[ATM]

He only went and named it Naru. This was mentioned a couple of times in the initial daki thread but Nanao Naru is the name of the artist of that particular piece, not the character. I'm sure the artist would be thrilled if she knew.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

"More donations"? Fuck! Is somebody still giving free money to this entitled, lazy asshole?

Spoiler

shut up, government. I wasn't talking to you

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think he's begging because he just paid the property tax for 14BC and doesn't have much money left over.

Spoiler

If he hadn't spent over half a grand on toys, he wouldn't feel the need to beg. Also, he'll get his tugboat in a couple of days, if he's on SSDI.

I wonder if this means he'll try to make a new Donations listing on Etsy.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I'll throw in $5 if he burns his bodypillow live on stream.

 

[chimpburgers]

I hope Chris uses that body pillow case to suffocate himself and die and starve. I'd give $100 to see that.

 

[Sanshain]

If Chris was anymore of a transparent or toxic an individual at this point you could mistake him for a jellyfish.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

"KILL ME"

 

[Accel]

"KILL ME"

I wonder if he's already crudely drawn them having anatomically inaccurate sex.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

How long until the official first CWC Telethon Live Stream? I wouldn't be surprised if he attempted this and promised a 12-24 hour fund raiser live stream and gave up after 15 minutes.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I wonder if he's already crudely drawn them having anatomically inaccurate sex.

Hopefully. I'd love it if Chris filmed his "creative process".

 

[Melkor]

Look at that slut, I hope she dies.

 

[Nuttelex]

I think it's safe to say that this is probably the closest thing to fruit that the Chandler household eats....

 

[Karen Riley]

So as so many people predicted last month when Chris made a video very similar to this, at around this time every month it seems like Chris is going to start begging for money and donations when he realises he's overspent in the first half of the month.

Since Chris openly admits to spending 60 dollars on Uncharted 4, regularly wastes away money on pointless things like body pillows and consciously decided to pretend to appear to be sad and desperate in his last begging video you'd assume no one would be willing to donate to Chris but because of who he is I'd imagine he'll end up being fine.

I'm not sure if this whole waifu thing is all of Chris' idea though. It's possibly at least partially influenced by his 'manager.' I thought it was telling when he quite wistfully said that everything to do with her was all in his mind, it was like one of those rare slips Chris has where he has a brief moment of clarity.

 

[Silver Octopus]

The hoard gets larger with each video. I can no longer see the floor.

 

[Ray Streip]

You know, those Legos look mighty tasty back there. I bet the mouse turds most of them have come into contact make them taste even better!

 

[Eli Whitney]

At least he dropped the pretense of selling merch and is now just straight-up e-begging for handouts. Sure, it lacks dignity, and shines a spotlight on his sloth and breathtaking entitlement, but at least it's a little more honest this way.

My question is: how long before things are bad enough that he has to take a job?

 

[KFC]

Literally one second in and it's already a cringefest...

 

[JK_Productions]

"I'd like yall to meet my new Waifu that I recently purchased"

"I have no money for food"

 

[admiral]

It's good to see that Chris still has his priorities in order- that maternity dress and uncharted 4 are obviously far more important than food for his mother or bills.

 

[Relax Guy]

So how long before the body pillow gets tired and disgusted of Chris and leaves him?

More likely to get a puncture or "internal injury" before that happens.