YT 5/23 - Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

but Christine... I thought you were my waifu

 

[Zoobles]

Meet Naru, the most employable person living at 14 Branchland Court

 

[Count Olaf]

And Naru the Waifu is "brought to life" by Chris' "magical powers" and brought into CWCville to be Chris' sex slave in three. . .two--oh who am I fucking kidding he's probably already done it.

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

Meet Naru, the second most employable person living at 14 Branchland Court

FTFY, Naru already earned her original employer like $40.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Do you think Chris knows that "waifu" is making fun of how white weeaboos talk, or does he just think that it's what you call all printed pillowcase women?

Nah, he's still really naive, I bet someone he trusts told him waifus are totally a thing lesbians are into or something like that.

 

[ZehnBoat]

BANANAS


what

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

"Please donate money so we can eat"

"Meanwhile, here's a body pillow I brought so I can dry jump while I live stream on the PS4"

 

[JULAY]

Not getting enough nutrition? Doubtful judging from that obese figure, but I have the perfect solution:

Spoiler

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Why would he point out Barb wanting bananas? He could buy a bunch of them for not even one dollar. Unless that's all he is expecting to make from this.

They eat Good Food and good drink, payed for with Good Money

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Ok did he just say it was all in his head....
Why do I feel as though Chris is going to fall into the territory of the dude that married a video game girl or that dude that married Twilight Sparkle.
#prayforChris20k16

 

[Casual Garbage]

I like how in one video Chris can beg and ask for money saying that it's going toward food for him and his mother, and then not even one sentence later he's showing off an anime bodypillow he bought with donation money.

 

[jawsome]

That first 15 seconds of this video are very depressing. Even by Chris standards.

Also, did he forget that people cannot 'donate' to him any more through Etsy? Is 'donate' just his catch-all for 'buy something'? Does he just want to cut out the middle man and have you wire him money though PayPal now?

 

[Among Which]

I think he's begging because he just paid the property tax for 14BC and doesn't have much money left over.

Spoiler

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If he hadn't spent over half a grand on toys, he wouldn't feel the need to beg. Also, he'll get his tugboat in a couple of days, if he's on SSDI.

I wonder if this means he'll try to make a new Donations listing on Etsy.

This gets me so fucking triggered. Die Chris Die

 

[shecameforcwc]

I'm sure barb hasn't been getting enough bananas since Bob died .
Unless it was Chris'.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This gets me so fucking triggered. Die Chris Die

The more I just look at the still picture from the vid, of all that shit, his girl pillow, and him in a dress with his hair the way he is, begging like he's a child suddenly being nice, and throwing around "we're gonna have nu-nufin to eat" like it's that little extra kick that'll get more bucks rolling in, is really irking me more and more.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Ok did he just say it was all in his head....
Why do I feel as though Chris is going to fall into the territory of the dude that married a video game girl or that dude that married Twilight Sparkle.
#prayforChris20k16

And the silver chaufer says
That its all in your head
When youre 24 karrat dead

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He used the last donations to change his name and buy a fuck pillow. By this time anybody who donates deserves his own lolcow thread.

 

[BF 388]

And Naru the Waifu is "brought to life" by Chris' "magical powers" and brought into CWCville to be Chris' sex slave in three. . .two--oh who am I fucking kidding he's probably already done it.

Did he trib with it or classic style hunp it I wonder.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

I wonder if this means he'll try to make a new Donations listing on Etsy.

Also, did he forget that people cannot 'donate' to him any more through Etsy? Is 'donate' just his catch-all for 'buy something'? Does he just want to cut out the middle man and have you wire him money though PayPal now?

In the Uncharted live stream he said 'I have just been made aware that the original means of donating has been depleted'. Maybe he really didn't notice that the donations listing was gone? I find it hard to believe but perhaps he just doesn't care to check until it's his struggling time before the tugboat.

As for method, from the way he was speaking in that stream I think he is looking to set up YouTube donations, which requires some account verification and box ticking from him first.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Let the fat fuck starve. lol