YT 8/21 - Crescent Eclipse - The Eclipse Enjoyment

[Pete Burns]

I bet he doesn't even take that bronycon shit off to shower. I wish Bob was still alive.

Assuming Chris even showers in the first place

 

[Chaos Theorist]

What? Pets don't care about the eclipse.

They still have internal clocks that tells them when its day and night

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, an autistic crossdresser obsessed with My Little Pony is staring at the sun with cardboard 3D glasses while a cat gags in the background. This is the best movie Harmony Korine never made.

 

[Accel]

Chris is even dumber than I thought if he can listen to that cat breathe and think everything is perfectly fine.

 

[Rupin]

Wow... Sorbet sounds terrible!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is even dumber than I thought if he can listen to that cat breathe and think everything is perfectly fine.

Well, Chris' reasoning is probably: "Mudder makes the same noises too, and she's not dead YET"

 

[A Flying Nun]

I'm so used to Chris being stupid as shit that 3 seconds into the video I thought he was about to stare at the sun while wearing a pair of those 3D glasses from the 1980's.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's nice to see Chris (kind of) taking an interest in something IRL instead of ponies and cartoons for once.

He's still wearing that unholy pink unicorn pig costume.

It's Sonichu Medallion 2.0! Now with even less self-awareness!

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Anybody wanna take a crack at the secret tard-coder ring to see what "poetry in motion" means?

Easy, he heard it on TV and now it's firmly ingrained into his teeny tiny autistic vocabulary. It'll probably become the new "among which"!

 

[heymate]

They still have internal clocks that tells them when its day and night

A lot of animals during the eclipse start settling down to go to sleep when the moon is completely covering the sun.

A lot of animals are stupid.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris could you please take off that unicorn horn? It reminds me of anti nazi jesters.

 

[GK 090]

What is up with the noise that Sorbet is making? Was his throat damaged as a result of being hit by a car?

 

[Melancholia]

So... let me get this straight... Chris hasn't kept Sorbet inside, so you can assume the other cats are also not being kept in during the eclipse... which is really dangerous as they could get retina damage from looking up at the eclipse.... Sorbet's pupil is still blown, and I'm pretty sure is should have started to settle by now if he was receiving proper medical care... and Sorbet sounds like shit when breathing... and Chris thinks this is normal behaviour and he isn't taking him to the vets? I know some cats can be fine with breathing problems, for a little while... but if he's not getting care, it will only get worse and he'll have to suffer while Chris continues to spend money on frivolous items... So a normal day for a Chandler then?

 

[A Flying Nun]

LOCAL AUTISTIC MAN STARES AT SUN WHILE CAT DIES

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

you're supposed to keep pets in during the eclipse to prevent them from looking at the sky or else they might risk blindness.

If I were Sorbet, I'd rather be blind than accidentally walk in on fatty naked

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

The optimistic part of me was expecting him to view it without glasses

wonder what that experience would of been like

 

[Quijibo69]

Chris' cat wishes it could do right now:

 

[Chan the Wizard]

TBH I thought he was going to reveal the snorting sounds were coming from Barb.

 

[Graffik]

If he can afford to go to Bronycon, I'm pretty sure he can afford to take that cat that he "loves so much" to the vet.

 

[Accel]

TBH I thought he was going to reveal the snorting sounds were coming from Barb.

Might just be the chair buckling under his weight.