YT 8/21 - Crescent Eclipse - The Eclipse Enjoyment

[Apocalypso]

If Chris wants a solar eclipse all he has to do is stand a little over to the left.

Welcome to the Land Of The Rising Bum

 

[Hyperion]

If I were Sorbet, I'd rather be blind than accidentally walk in on fatty naked

Oh it won't save you. His vulgarity pierces the veil of darkness and allows the blind to perceive his autism.

Besides...

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

A helmet wouldn't be a better indicator that Chris is a retard than that fucking horn.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Anybody wanna take a crack at the secret tard-coder ring to see what "poetry in motion" means?

"This is making my ladyduck cream."

Also the noises Sorbet was making made me genuinely upset. Poor thing. And with the way the eye is looking (dilated pupil + glossy), if nothing is done there's a chance it might have to be removed altogether.

 

[MY 405]

A helmet wouldn't be a better indicator that Chris is an exceptional individual than that fucking horn.

At least with the horn, he can let them know he's coming.

(God, I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist it)

 

[The Dude]

I should never be surprised by CWC, but it keeps happening...

I told you about Autism bro.

 

[Cowpies]

last time I checked, the PetSmart gift cards I've sent to Chris(tine) remain unspent

He probably sold them to pawn shop so he could get more legos.

 

[MG 620]

This is the same cat that "somehow" lost toes earlier in the year and they don't know how.

The cat got too close to the hoard.

So... Is Sorbet getting better?

If by that, you mean closer to death, then yes.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

At least with the horn, he can let them know he's coming.

(God, I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist it)

Also the horn allows him to connect wirelessly with other bronies, the spaz helmet blocks his wireless Autism senses.

 

[MY 405]

Also the horn allows him to connect wirelessly with other bronies, the spaz helmet blocks his wireless Autism senses.

Somebody photoshopped me the best 'CWC as Magneto' "So there!" a couple years ago, I wish it could find it, because it describes this perfectly! Lol!

 

[The Giver]

From the looks of this thread you'd think Chris was skinning Sorbet alive in that video.

Chris is an idiot, but he isn't torturing the thing. He is doing whatever the vet / Barb told him to do. Sure Sorbet might ideally have had surgery, but if you think any lower middle class or poor pet owner (so, the majority of pet owners) is dropping hundreds of $ on pet surgery you are more naive than Chris.

 

[JTRH-NBR]

I love how he's gotta document the eclipse but instead of actually showing the sun he's flaunting his 7 chins and talking about ponies for 20+ minutes.

I'm impressed his 7 chins have merged into one colossal chin.

 

[koeeoaddi]

I didn't even realize he was wearing the pony shit til I read the posts itt... my brain just takes those details for granted with Chris now.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

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The way the strap digs into his jaw makes it look like he's wearing a mask of his own face.

Almost like this is the work of... an impostor...

 

[muh_moobs]

Whelp, that's it. Chris confirmed for Necromancer. Must have needed the radiation of the eclipse for Sorbet's resurrection.

 

[Fareal]

The topic of Sorbet understandably upsets a lot of us.

I think at this point though we have to assume Sorbet has had all the veterinary attention he is getting unless he has another major accident or an illness that Chris is not able to convince himself will clear up without treatment.

Us becoming more upset every time we see Sorbet is not going to change Chris' thinking. He has decided the cat is fine.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I love how he's gotta document the eclipse but instead of actually showing the sun he's flaunting his 7 chins and talking about ponies for 20+ minutes.

Better than 50 minutes of him playing with toys.

Dox the fucking moon.

I thought we already knew Null's information?

A helmet wouldn't be a better indicator that Chris is an exceptional individual than that fucking horn.

I kinda want Chris to get a spaz helmet now...just to piss off the potato and see him try to one-up Chris again.

The way the strap digs into his jaw makes it look like he's wearing a mask of his own face.

So...autistic, retarded, poor, and just plain stupider Handsome Jack then?

Dude's even got the one blue eye/one green eye thing like Chris.

 

[muh_moobs]

How long has it been since Anna posted on his FB?

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Confirmation Chris is responsible? How did Sorbet "bump himself" if he was hit by a car? Sounds like crushed by hoard or Chris stepped on him.

 

[GV 998]

Anybody wanna take a crack at the secret tard-coder ring to see what "poetry in motion" means?

Literally, he just took the lyric from "She Blinded Me With Science" That's all.

That's Chris' "creativity" for you. He just takes other , better ideas people have had and just inserts them into either his comic, or his daily rambling and to him it's not only coherent, but creative ( spoiler: it's neither of those things)

My favorite nonsensical straight rip-off is on one of the comics from Sonichu, Chris is being held prisoner by the NIGGO Jerkop and the dialogue is WORD for WORD copied from a scene from the animated Transformers movie

 

[Woodcutting bot]

Imagine the things his neighbors would have seen over the years