Money YT 8/24 - Chris wants a 3D printer

[multiverse]

Goddamn, his baldness is REALLY getting bad. He's gonna look like this within a year or two:

I literally JUST downloaded this gif of Riff Raff to post, beat me to it. It's so accurate it's scary.

 

[RV 229]

No and he never will.

3D printing is too complex, too slow, and too expensive for Chris to be making anything. If he even learned any of the software out there the most he'd be able to created is an even shittier version of the medallions that were out there being peddled by some ween already.

I figured. I didn't know if it was a situation similar to his skills with 2d art programs. He has a VERY basic understanding of photoshop's interface that he learned in college, I figured maybe he played with a modeling program in school that he could move basic shapes around enough to make the world's shittiest Lego brick.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

bitch look bald.

 

[pickleniggo]

I figured. I didn't know if it was a situation similar to his skills with 2d art programs. He has a VERY basic understanding of photoshop's interface that he learned in college, I figured maybe he played with a modeling program in school that he could move basic shapes around enough to make the world's shittiest Lego brick.

It's possible, but then again he practically failed CADD. There is another, more selfish reason he could have a sudden interest in 3d printing and that's people putting out their own downloadable designs for a price. Maybe Chris found some stupid MLP or Transformers downloadable shit.

 

[Jack Awful]

Reminds me of paying 1000 dollars for a dvd player when they came out and now they are 5 bucks at walmart. At my work we (ok the engineers) use it to do tunnel systems models for pipelines.

Bit power levely my bad

Not really a power level.
One of the admins defines it as "revealing something embarrassing and and unnecessary about yourself."
Less "I used to work in this specific field that's related to this topic" and more "I tried giving myself an adult circumcision cuz I'm literally insane."

 

[melty]

3d printers are hard to use and often don't work. I have one
It'd end up being a slightly fancier shelf for the hoard

 

[BillRiley]

No Chris you can't 3D print a vagina no matter what some dumbass website says.

 

[Jack Awful]

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bitch is bald.

FTFY

 

[UGADawg08]

It's okay, Chris. Just spend my tax dollars on one.

 

[Count Olaf]

He should try asking the hooker who got him the PS4 for a 3D printer.

Also Jesus Christ that hairline. I remember saying that I thought it would be all the way behind his head by the end of the year, but shit it's already there now and there's four months to go. Maybe some ween will send him a cheap wig for Christmas.

 

[Rupin]

He's his own free bitch,

 

[jenffer a jay]

they are no 3d printer out the there to make me miss j's size of boobs

 

[ZehnBoat]

chris has gone from "I'll do fun crafts for money"
to "i'll do nothing for money"
to "I'll have other people do things for money"
NEGATIVE EFFORT!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A Rosechu pocket pussy? A woman suit? A re-animated Patti-chan cyborg? A pair of plastic briefs that are wipe clean?

Bring it on Chris, hit us with it. I wonder what he'll Frankenstein up next.

I'll have you know, Chris would call it a Rosechu pocket pussy that doubles as a clam-shaped coin purse for busy lesbians(TM).
It would have to be big enough to hold Oestrogel and those embarrassing containers of dead semen every lesbian keeps in her freezer.

No Chris you can't 3D print a vagina no matter what some dumbass website says.

Eventually, when Chris gets tired of waiting for some fancy millionaire in "Ruckersville/Charlotsville" to fund and create his realistic vaginas, he will eventually go in search of his own 3D printer on the interwebs and yell at the computer screen, "Alright, I want a new top of the line 3D printer with supplies and whatnot but at a used or severely depreciated price! No Haggle!! NOW!!!..please"

 

[Anchuent Christory]

He probably wants to print legos to save money

The funny thing about this if it were true is the fact that printing individual Lego bricks would be way more expensive than just buying a Lego set.

I think it's safe to assume that Chris doesn't have the faintest idea what 3D printing results are really like. He probably thinks it's just like when he was printing off his stupid leaflets he handed out at PVCC. Just select the file, choose x100 and it just rattles off a hundred copies in no time.

I mean maybe he does want a single version of something specific, but I doubt it.

 

[Darndirty]

chris has gone from "I'll do fun crafts for money"
to "i'll do nothing for money"
to "I'll have other people do things for money"
NEGATIVE EFFORT!

You left out I'll let you fuck me for money NO ANAL even when he sells his body he can't go the extra mile

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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Keep your eyes on the god damn road or they'll have to 3D print you a coffin

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

The funny thing about this if it were true is the fact that printing individual Lego bricks would be way more expensive than just buying a Lego set.

I seriously doubt Chris knows what a 3d printer is capable of. He might think it can print electronic devices.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

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bitch look bald.

That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead.

New avatar anybody?

 

[Slowinthemind]

He wants someone APPLY to let him use their 3D printer, his selfishness never ceases to amaze me.