(YT) 9/8 - Chris Chan Interview

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So how much money did this cost you?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So Chris has both Hulu and Netflix, probably Amazon Prime too considering how much shit he orders online. And he's still hawking the binaural beats, but at least he's talking about transitioning for real.

It's also disturbing how little muscle tone he has in his arms. It's like a 70 year old woman.

Okay, but. . .HOW did you do it? Did you pay him? Did you just walk up with a camera and ask him for an interview? Details, man, details.

This was taken at the convention, so he must have just introduced himself. You can tell in the last frame of the video it's the same guy that took a stealth selfie of Chris when he was playing pokemon.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris must think he's going to live forever. He must think he's got infinite time on earth. That's the only reasonable explanation.

I think fatty doesn't have a concept of time. He has been saying this same thing since 2009.

 

[Karen Riley]

I actually quite enjoyed this and I think it was because the interviewer asked him some genuinely good questions.

It's miles better than the incredibly boring Screw Attack Europe interview, where the interviewer was so awkward he was afraid to ask Chris anything difficult and was hence filled with a quiet small talk that didn't accomplish anything. At least here the interviewer was brave enough to ask him questions like about his semen recycling, although I wouldn't be surprised if Chris had been warned in advance the questions would be tough and probably even was paid for his time.

He plans to transition through binary beats, if it doesn't work he will look into hrt for real (his words) and then if its still not enough and his insurance covers it he will do SRS.

I think he said that just to show that he was still actively considering going down a legitimate route. The binaural beats suit Chris because he's able to do next to nothing, while also feeling like he's closing in on accomplishing something. I guess when your life is as empty and unfulfilling as Chris is portraying it to be here I can't blame him for at least trying to feel like he's achieving something.

 

[cahoots]

And he's still hawking the binaural beats, but at least he's talking about transitioning for real.

Because it is literally the least amount of work possible. Roll YouTube vid then sleep.

 

[JULAY]

Chris really is boring as fuck if he isn't being aggravated by something.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I actually quite enjoyed this and I think it was because the interviewer asked him some genuinely good questions.

It's miles better than the incredibly boring Screw Attack Europe interview, where the interviewer was so awkward he was afraid to ask Chris anything difficult and was hence filled with a quiet small talk that didn't accomplish anything. At least here the interviewer was brave enough to ask him questions like about his semen recycling, although I wouldn't be surprised if Chris had been warned in advance the questions would be tough and probably even was paid for his time.

I disagree, I don't think the questions were good.
He totally could have asked Chris some harder questions like "what will you do if barb dies?" Or "what are you doing about that cut in your taint, why did you say it was a lie?" Or even when Chris said "I'm still recovering from the shock of 2007" this guy should have followed up with "that was 9 years ago, when is enough time to recover?"
But instead we got "do you consider your self trans?" And "lmao do you still eat your cum hehehe "

And it was really obvious that Chris was trying to get through the interview as quickly as possible. He failed at keeping Chris engaged in the interview.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think fatty doesn't have a concept of time. He has been saying this same thing since 2009.

I wonder if he still considers himself a teenager.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I wonder if he still considers himself a teenager.

Didn't he call himself an "autistic teenage boy" in that Seinfeld-impression video? Y'know, when he was 27 or so?

 

[Apocalypso]

5:25

Dat FACE!

 

[Nigonidas]

I wonder if he still considers himself a teenager.

I'm actually a proponent of the "divide Chris's age by two and you get his real age" theory. It just make too much sense. Going by it he'd be 17 now which fits his rebellious streak he's having now along with all the goofy trans "finding himself" stuff.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

I disagree, I don't think the questions were good.
He totally could have asked Chris some harder questions like "what will you do if barb dies?" Or "what are you doing about that cut in your taint, why did you say it was a lie?"

This isn't Frost/Nixon. That line of 'hard' questioning wouldn't produce answers, it would just be Chris saying 'I'm not talking about that' and looking annoyed like with the Navy question. I imagine there is a threshold you need to stay under before Chris just calls you a troll and shuts down.

I agree that this method doesn't answer the burning questions though.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm actually a proponent of the "divide Chris's age by two and you get his real age" theory. It just make too much sense. Going by it he'd be 17 now which fits his rebellious streak he's having now along with all the goofy trans "finding himself" stuff.

17 year olds are capable of having difficult conversations about things they don't like, and have learned not to shit themselves.

Most of them even have jobs.

 

[Silver Octopus]

7:16
That My Little Pony figure has become the new medallion, he's taking it wherever he goes and now poses with it on camera. He's like a child with his favorite toy.

 

[QI 541]

17 year olds are capable of having difficult conversations about things they don't like

Not in this generation.

 

[The Dude]

It's a good thing that Chris is living on the taxpayers' bank roll and has zero responsibilities in life so that he can take a decade to "get over the shock of being trolled online".

Also, he really doesn't get what transitioning genders actually entails, does he? He doesn't seem to understand that fully transitioning isn't just taking hormones and growing new lady parts, but that you also need surgery. He seems to be laboring under the delusion that SRS is like some "if all else fails you have to go under the knife". Then again, he's stupid and gullible enough to believe in ridiculous shit like binaural beats getting rid of Autism (that one obviously doesn't work because he's still Autistic as fuck) and growing a functioning vagina (which you can't get even with SRS).

And I think we can confirm that he still "recycles" his jizz. His reaction to being asked that question definitely falls under "protesting too much". Not only that, but he's always had a sick fetish for eating his own cum. In one phone call with a troll girlfriend he had discussed blowing a load on her and licking it off. I think at this point he just enjoys it.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

7:16
That My Little Pony figure has become the new medallion, he's taking it wherever he goes and now poses with it on camera. He's like a child with his favorite toy.

Good catch. I think the first appearance of that Chris ponydoll thing was in his newer rendition of 'So Need a Cute Girl' on August 23rd.

He said this near the end of one of those horrible book readings later the same day:

'In case you're wondering, this is another custom figure of myself. And the hair matches... yeah.'
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So it's not just a figure, it's himself. He's had it in all of his recent videos from his desk. It seems to have replaced the blue painted Link amiibo he had there earlier in the year. I guess it's reassuring for him to have a figure of himself.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris taking a photograph with a colored male right after he was begging for money on the ineternet, yeah, he's more desperate to save Chateau Chandler than we believe. Chris knows that most women don't like him and that he has a predominantly male fanbase (with money). I know that most people are not dumb enough to fall for this, but if you are, please don't, he just wants your money.

17 year olds are capable of having difficult conversations about things they don't like, and have learned not to shit themselves.

Most of them even have jobs.

Or they are mostly in touch with reality, Chris is trying to use that animegirl and humanized version of Fluttershy as a new mouthpiece for everything he wants to do, but is unable because of his autism and trolling. wow

I still can't believe Chris is still blaming an event that happened almost nine years ago for his failure and ineptitude at everything.

I'm actually a proponent of the "divide Chris's age by two and you get his real age"

34/2 - 9 = 8

Chris is like an 8 year old boy that wants to be a 17 year old girl, who gets to play in her mommy's clothing plus her perfume cabinet, but also gets trib with galpals during sleepovers. (Daddy's Playboy Magazine Influence)

Glad to see Chris still prioritizes white noise as a plan A, those binaural beats are coming along nicely, Chris. I also think that Chri's "looking into things" (real HRT) involves reading articles over on Lizzy the Lezzy. Someone should be kind to Chris and tell him that the other transtrenders think they're equally as valid even if they don't use HRT or change anything else about themselves.

I wonder why this was not moved to the thread started by @CatParty since these were obviously morons talking about Chris, and one of them has always been Chris' biggest A-logs.
All of the attention getting from senpai is just sad, Chris is becoming even more exceptional and is aging at a rapid pace.

 

[Ophelia]

I start to wonder what would happen if someone asked him to list all of the people who have transitioned using the hypnovids, but he'd probably just be content at being the first. Because he honestly believes anything can happen.

Most transpeople don't get surgery. That stance isn't actually unusual. It's the dumbass YouTube videos which put him on another level.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Not in this generation.

Don't let the SJW cause fool you. Most teenagers are still decent people.