(YT) 9/8 - Chris Chan Interview

[CatParty]

I wonder why this was not moved to the thread started by @CatParty since these were obviously morons talking about Chris, and one of them has always been Chris' biggest A-logs.
All of the attention getting from senpai is just sad, Chris is becoming even more exceptional and is aging at a rapid pace.

thats why i made that thread. so we can laugh at idiots trying to ride chris's coattails. sure this is content but it was an underage kid trying to be an internet celebrity

 

[AnOminous]

Good catch. I think the first appearance of that Chris ponydoll thing was in his newer rendition of 'So Need a Cute Girl' on August 23rd.

He said this near the end of one of those horrible book readings later the same day:

'In case you're wondering, this is another custom figure of myself. And the hair matches... yeah.'
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So it's not just a figure, it's himself. He's had it in all of his recent videos from his desk. It seems to have replaced the blue painted Link amiibo he had there earlier in the year. I guess it's reassuring for him to have a figure of himself.

I'm not sure if he has the abstract reasoning ability of even a tumblrina but if he were a tumblrina he'd probably claim her as a fictionkin or an alter or something.

 

[timtommy]

17 year olds are capable of having difficult conversations about things they don't like, and have learned not to shit themselves.

Most of them even have jobs.

People take the "mental age" thing way too literally. If someone says that Chris has a mental age of 8 or 12 or 17, it doesn't mean that he thinks and acts like a typical person of that age in every way.

I think it is fair to say that in some ways Chris operates like a child, in some ways like a teenager, and in some ways like someone in his 30's. And most of his thought patterns are not really typical of someone of any particular age group. If someone averages it together and says "Chris has a mental age of 17", that statement doesn't have a ton of meaning, but whatever meaning it does have should probably not be disputed using individual counterexamples.

 

[CWCforPresident2016]

Has it been mentioned how much he touches the right side of his head in videos recently? Maybe its some neurotic "stress" related reflex.

Similarly he always used to stand in his old videos and now he sits all the time, his twig legs can barely support all that dough.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I like how he asked the trans question a second time and got the exact same response, I had another tab open and I thought the video glitched back to that point for a second.

 

[idosometimes]

Who shot this? Michael J. Fox during an earthquake?
Chris seems almost normal until he gets to the trans stuff. He really seems to believe that he will have a "natural" transition to female.

Maybe the weens should be buying him wigs rather than sending him money or manure in a box. I mean he wears shirts that people send is it really that far of a stretch for him to wear a free wig?

Wigs are expensive. The only thing he would get are halloween wigs that look at bad as his remaining natural hair.

'I be friendly and nice to people. Similar(?) to the men and more talkative to the women'

Civil to the men, which is all you can expect when they are JERKS.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

At least it wasn't an interview with Barb.

I don't think my soul could handle that again.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

People take the "mental age" thing way too literally. If someone says that Chris has a mental age of 8 or 12 or 17, it doesn't mean that he thinks and acts like a typical person of that age in every way.

Why try to state his "mental age" at all then? Seems like a meaningless qualification.

 

[Iam]

Oh god, Chis watched Watamote and completely missed the point that it's a parody. And that he enjoyed Kill La Kill amuses me greatly, he probably missed the comedy there as well.

He still does the trademark sigh.

 

[Arnold J. Rimmer]

SRS Chris is something I never ever want to see.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

I love how Chris thinks that his bizarre, sloth life is perfectly reasonable.

"Still trying to recover from the 'shock' from 2007." XD

Fucking lol

Takes him 10 years to recover from what is essentially a non-issue to normal human beings.

 

[Naxxramaskid]

don't try to stress me don't try to bother me I'm an Artist!

 

[The Giver]

thats why i made that thread. so we can laugh at idiots trying to ride chris's coattails. sure this is content but it was an underage kid trying to be an internet celebrity

At least it wasn't another of those inane birthday messages.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

You should have punched him right in his faggot face at the end!!

 

[Graffiti canvas]

The more mellow he gets, the more I think he's going to be this character later in life.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

The interview is ok. Highlight imo is when he talks about being trans:

He plans to transition through binaural beats, if it doesn't work he will look into hrt for real (his words) and then if its still not enough and his insurance covers it he will do SRS.

stay lazy as fuck forever Chris, stay lazy as fuck forever

Good to know he doesnt recycle his "gravy" anymore.

He just stores it in freezer next to his Hungry Man dinners, because thats a totally reasonable thing to do.

HE CLEARLY MARKS IT DO NOT EAT


Everyone can say what they want about the interviewer. I laughed pretty hard when he got asked about gravy and Chris knew exactly what he was talking about and was PISSED

 

[AnOminous]

Wigs are expensive. The only thing he would get are halloween wigs that look at bad as his remaining natural hair.

I bet he could afford that yarn wig Shmorky wears.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

5:25

Dat FACE!

It looks just like his mugshot.

7:16
That My Little Pony figure has become the new medallion, he's taking it wherever he goes and now poses with it on camera. He's like a child with his favorite toy.

Reminds me of that pic of him meeting Barbie at the toy store where he was holding up the Sonic doll.

 

[CWCissey]

What's with the Professor X finger?

 

[gamer2014]

Surprised he accepted an interview with a JERK.