(YT) 9/8 - Chris Chan Interview

[Mariposa Electrique]

don't try to stress me don't try to bother me I'm an Artist!

Translation: Give Me, Christine Weston Chandler, Tribber of Dykes, lots of money and don't bother me when you get nothing in return.

I would like to point out his absolute lack of "Theory of Mind" I don't believe that he understood that he was talking on camera and doing an interview at the same time. Classic Chris came straight through, no imitating women through gestures or bad vocals pitch and very few hair flips, which kind of implies that most of whatever he does in his videos is purely for show. (female soul, pushing together cleavage, playing girls)
It was like Chris in 2009 all over again just wearing a dress and a 50 year old's face

Why try to state his "mental age" at all then? Seems like a meaningless qualification.

Yeah, it really is because kids are a lot smarter than Chris and show much more flexibility in terms of socializing and learning from past mistakes. I think the reason that people try to quantify Chris' mental age is because he is attracted to a lot of the watered down, mind-numbing junk kids watch. Chris watches kids stuff because most of the content is very concrete and does not fly over his head; however, kids watch kid's stuff because its color scheme is attractive and it can keep the attention of their developing brains.

"Natural Transformation" wow
Chris is exceptional, he's been listening to these useless videas for several months, yet there have been no changes (he wouldn't even notice if there were)
Chris probably thinks that he is above other transpeople, elevated enough from them that he can become a genuine woman.

SRS Chris is something I never ever want to see.

Yeah, neither do I. Chris' problems will just get worse after he tries to flash that thing on the internet like it's a Bat signal for sweethearts and galpals. Chris is terrible with the maintenance of anything, I think transpeople have to keep up with that new China between their legs so it won't close, which is not good seeing as the cars Chris has driven have died because he can't even change the oil.
The first thing Chris would say after he got out of the OR for China surgery would be "No Paparazzi, No Attention but take some photos and upload them to my facebook"

Surprised he accepted an interview with a JERK.

Chris' exceptional version of Celebrity Rehab

 

[Gav01]

Is it just me, or has Chris been using the term "shock" a lot lately to describe everything he doesn't like, and doesn't want to explicitly talk about? Whatever happened to being "stressed to the dizzy"? Has he locked onto "emotional shock" as a more socially acceptable weasel word than "stress" for explaining away his uselessness?

 

[caligula]

I hope this is something we can expect more of, it was a nice change of pace.

 

[Jaiman]

 

[John Furrman]

Is it just me, or has Chris been using the term "shock" a lot lately to describe everything he doesn't like, and doesn't want to explicitly talk about? Whatever happened to being "stressed to the dizzy"? Has he locked onto "emotional shock" as a more socially acceptable weasel word than "stress" for explaining away his uselessness?

The only shock he has the remote possibility of having is septic shock from the unclit 2.0

 

[mrmilkman]

It's nice to see that the Love Quest is still on. It's also good to know that he does what we all expected of him, nothing. The fact that he wants to get surgery done makes me want to wonder if any doctor will actually agree to that.

 

[Broseph]

He's balding bad. I didn't realize how far back his hairline is until now. When he was nervously pulling his hair at the :55 second mark, I think he accidentally pulled a chunk of stringy hair out.

You would think that by now Chris would be trying to save up tugboat for some hair transplants instead of an operation that turns his duck inside out.

 

[caligula]

don't try to stress me don't try to bother me I'm an Artist!

autist*

 

[Ginger Piglet]

It's nice to see that the Love Quest is still on. It's also good to know that he does what we all expected of him, nothing. The fact that he wants to get surgery done makes me want to wonder if any doctor will actually agree to that.

Do you reckon that if (and that's a large if) he does get gender reassignment surgery done, he'll have a crooked china?

 

[JULAY]

Tribber of Dykes

 

[Ophelia]

Getting tranny surgery is not easy. There are hoops to jump through psychologically and physically. Chris has a snowball's chance in hell.

 

[Zarkov]

At 5:30 you can practically see the cracks form in his nice girl façade. Suddenly the pouting manchild with entitlement issues surface and start talking down to the guy before lapsing back in his lesbian transgender bullshit.

Also dat fart at 4:25. So stealthy and classy. Very feminine.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris will inevitably be denied SRS because he'll have to get psyche evaluations to make sure he's mentally stable before any surgeon agrees to the procedure. Chris will shop around until he gets a doctor who just doesn't want to be in the room with him for more than 10 minutes and give him the referral.

Hopefully the surgeon is the most inept surgeon this side of Costa Rica.

Coming to you soon, Christine and the Angry Inch just nowhere near as cool as Headwig.

 

[sea panther]

The fact that he wants to get surgery done makes me want to wonder if any doctor will actually agree to that.

No.

 

[caligula]

No.

Oh, he can find a doctor to do it. Just depends on if he looks hard enough/in the right places.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

On the edge of my seat to hear the interviewer ask about the TAINT-CHINA but otherwise I was entertained. Though delusional about his gender quest, Tina seemed genuinely true and honest and fairly comfortable with every question except the one about the CWC cummies. I would have probably done the same if given the opportunity.

 

[Arnold J. Rimmer]

Thinking is so much effort

 

[Tubular Monkey]

This is the Chris I'll always remember - the one who still had feeling in the left side of his body.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Linked this video to Live Leak. Expecting to soon see more weens there than a Nathan's franchise.

"Never ask me that again. Just leave it at that"

I would have asked him that again.

 

[Zvantastika]

Oh, he can find a doctor to do it. Just depends on if he looks hard enough/in the right places.

This.

Sure, Chris will try to get his mangina with the correct procedure, which is going to doctors and getting evaluated to see if he's a candidate for the surgery, once they discover he's totally insane, just doing it because :autism: and denying the surgery, he'll start searching in all the wrong and shady places. I mean, Chris was crazy enough to grab a pocket knife and shank his ass to pretend that was a mangina growing, do you really think common sense and people jerks telling him not to do it would stop him?, nah, he'll go with the first money grabber that will give him his life goal (mangina) and won't even hesitate on it. I'm pretty sure we'll realize when this is happening because, Chris being Chris, will announce (somehow) that he CAN get the surgery done, there's going to be some begging videos and then the video announcing the "good" news. Or maybe he'll just crash into slumber, waste the money he was saving for the surgery in toys and then forget about it because stress, which I think is the most likely thing to happen but who knows, autism is everything but predictable.

The interview wasn't bad but not good neither, I think it was so-so. Some questions triggered interesting answers and others were plainly . Anyway, I think we can still spot old Chris inside that balding lady, some expressions and ideas of old are still there. I won't say Chris mental age is 12 because that's silly, but I do think he's still the immature Chris we have always known which lives in a fantasy world that bents his duck rules just for him.