YT - Update 1/25/2016 (Chris comments on the snowstorm, reads a poem from a fan)

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Lipitor said:
Make your poem more funny next time.
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Yeah, no, Chris could have jokes written for him by Margaret Cho, and he would still sound like a 12 year old taking a basic speech college course, I believe Chris's funny bone was broken when Bob cut down the internet,which landed on said bone.
I enjoyed how he managed to be offensive to both women and Muslims in this new autistic edition to the Chris vault.

butthe patience will be rewarded, and I appreciate everyone's continued support and patience... and patience."
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Haa, he must have used 2/3 of the remaining brain cells he had left to think up so many cleaver adjectives to dox project onto Francine.
 
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The lip licking after the poem is disburbing as hell and,Chris is pretty much saying that he's too lazy to get his car out of the snow so he cant respect is order.He's not gonna love of that if the snow melt make some thick ice,no order for a couple of weeks.
 
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Milktheturtle said:
The lip licking after the poem is disburbing as hell and,Chris is pretty much saying that he's too lazy to get is car out of the snow so he cant respect is order.He's not gonna love of that if the snow melt make some thick ice.
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Considering Chris's general level of skill at driving, i.e. that he can barely manage to drive a car hyper cautiously at half the speed limit, it's probably not a great idea for him to take a car out in anything but perfect conditions.
 
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AnOminous said:
Considering Chris's general level of skill at driving, i.e. that he can barely manage to drive a car hyper cautiously at half the speed limit, it's probably not a great idea for him to take a car out in anything but perfect conditions.
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Strictly speaking that doesn't matter, he still owes product at a timely manner. He's just lucky his customers are too autistic to know or care about what they are entitled to.
 
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Crisseh said:
"This is Christian Weston Chandler, coming from you live from":

House.... :left:
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Yeah, the ego still on par with "The Christian Chandler Show".........I had no idea that live, literally translated to feverishly trying to record a video before people hear the screeches of dogs and cats dying from malnutrition and unsanitary living quarters, uploading the video, and then having an old lady scream at you to bring her some "Colace".....Carson Daily did it so wrong for several years.
 
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Yeah, no, Chris could have jokes written for him by Margaret Cho, and he would still sound like a 12 year old taking a basic speech college course, I believe Chris's funny bone was broken when Bob cut down the internet,which landed on said bone.
I enjoyed how he managed to be offensive to both women and Muslims in this new autistic edition to the Chris vault.



Haa, he must have used 2/3 of the remaining brain cells he had left to think up so many cleaver adjectives to dox project onto Francine.
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Most Margeret Cho jokes already sound like a 12 year old taking a basic speech course so there wouldnt be much of a difference
 
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Dain Bramage said:
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Typical Chris. Using a snowstorm as an excuse not to deliver people's stuff.
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or just "stress" in general as an excuse to not do anything
 
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AnOminous said:
..it's probably not a great idea for him to take a car out in anything but perfect conditions.
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au contraire, that would be the perfect time. We could get a great news snippet, a whiny video of how it was anybody else's fault he wrecked, and maybe if we're lucky, pics from a hospital bed. Throw Barb into the passenger seat and it's happy time in Baltimore!
 
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"coming to you live" - No Chris, no. Youtube video is not live.

"your patients will be greatly rewarded" - Aka: You'll get what you paid for with a longer wait.

But it's all good, anyone who has bought something recently probably didn't expect to get it on time.
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Pathetic excuse for a snowstorm he could easily get out of his own yard with. I would be walking packages to the post office through that personally.
 
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