🦊 Furry Zachywolf - "Son" of Strikerwolf, Terrified of Null, Babyfur who shits himself in public

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Glitch said:
I can only imagine the things that teddy bear has seen
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“I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Diapers on fire in a microwave. I watched Poo stains glitter in crusty old underwear. All those moments will be lost in time, like feces in rain. Time to commit suicide.”
 
God, those chat logs. I can never tell if a babyfur is just playing dumb of if they're really so dumb that they can't spell or use proper grammar. Through the years I've ended up talking online with a few, and they all seem incapable of going more than a sentence without some glaring misspelling.
 
JFKdestroyer said:
God, those chat logs. I can never tell if a babyfur is just playing dumb of if they're really so dumb that they can't spell or use proper grammar. Through the years I've ended up talking online with a few, and they all seem incapable of going more than a sentence without some glaring misspelling.
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I would say "why not both?" here. But I'd be giving him the benefit of the doubt here. I legitimately feel that between the Paw Patrol obsession, the roleplays and the diapers, he's legitimately dumb as fuck.

Reshiram said:
Zachy has some form of terminal disease, he admitted this in a chat with me and Striker
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Mind sharing the log? This I got to see.
 
Dane said:
Christ I'm starting to wonder if there's something in the water in Pennsylvania
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Blake Bumbleby said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the fracking chemicals polluting our (as in Pennsylvanians) water is a hell of a drug.
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Probably is fracking fluids to be honest. Most of PA is just backwoods shit holes. You wanna see civilization, you either go to Erie, Allegheny, Central, and Philadelphia County. Soon as I saw Hopewell, I knew we wouldn't be dealing with a minor lolcow.
 
Legatus Lanius said:
Probably is fracking fluids to be honest. Most of PA is just backwoods shit holes. You wanna see civilization, you either go to Erie, Allegheny, Central, and Philadelphia County. Soon as I saw Hopewell, I knew we wouldn't be dealing with a minor lolcow.
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Can confirm. There's a reason everything outside of the T is called Pennsyltucky.
 
I think there's something fundamental that I'm missing here. How can he be opposed to homosexuality if he's in- what appears to be- a gay relationship? Is this daddy/baby shit not supposed to be gay? Like, is there no sexual connotation to it? Looking at their messages they appear to talk exclusively about shit and piss, no ass fucking or oral or anything. I really don't get it at all.

Also I can't get over how utterly atrocious their spelling is. It's mind boggling how someone can make it this far in life and have such a lack of self awareness.

Reshiram said:
Zachy has some form of terminal disease, he admitted this in a chat with me and Striker
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Sauce?
 
There isn't enough bleach in the world to wipe the memory of those chat logs from my mind.

I mean, goddamn. Babyfurs make regular furries look downright pleasant.
 
I'm not allowed to post the chat logs, I had a ridiculous amount of info on Striker (a massive archive on both him and this guy) but was called a ween and banned from Strikers thread for having it, so I'm almost definitely going to get banned here too if I post my logs with this guy. Just trust me, he is terminally ill, and is in hosipital every other week or so
 
Reshiram said:
I'm not allowed to post the chat logs, I had a ridiculous amount of info on Striker (a massive archive on both him and this guy) but was called a ween and banned from Strikers thread for having it, so I'm almost definitely going to get banned here too if I post my logs with this guy. Just trust me, he is terminally ill, and is in hosipital every other week or so
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No, you got banned from the strikerwolf thread because you did cringey ween shit like posting on striker's twitter.
 
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