Zero Day Defense Appreciation Thread - "I don't have a single X chromosome."

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Zero Day Defense said:
The more I read this, the less sense it makes.

The "dumb joke" is me not having an X chromosome, which was confused(?) with Klinefelter's. But that has nothing to do with "turning [the thread] into [my] personal essay generator". And I didn't make essays because of comments that didn't "align with my research"-- you even quoted me asking for women to talk about what they thought were the bases of female power fantasies.

Laughing at me for being exceptional and pointlessly wrestling with all manner of empty insults because I failed to not take myself seriously is... well, I'm not going to act as though you need permission to take the piss. But if you're going to talk about what I said in the process, actually talk about what I said, and be coherent about it.
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Zero Day Defense said:
The more I read this, the less sense it makes.

The "dumb joke" is me not having an X chromosome, which was confused(?) with Klinefelter's. But that has nothing to do with "turning [the thread] into [my] personal essay generator". And I didn't make essays because of comments that didn't "align with my research"-- you even quoted me asking for women to talk about what they thought were the bases of female power fantasies.

Laughing at me for being exceptional and pointlessly wrestling with all manner of empty insults because I failed to not take myself seriously is... well, I'm not going to act as though you need permission to take the piss. But if you're going to talk about what I said in the process, actually talk about what I said, and be coherent about it.
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Lol calm down.
 
Zero Day Defense said:
The "dumb joke" is me not having an X chromosome, which was confused(?) with Klinefelter's. But that has nothing to do with "turning [the thread] into [my] personal essay generator". And I didn't make essays because of comments that didn't "align with my research"-- you even quoted me asking for women to talk about what they thought were the bases of female power fantasies.

Laughing at me for being exceptional and pointlessly wrestling with empty insults is... well, I'm not going to act as though you need permission to take the piss. But if you're going to talk about what I said in the process, actually talk about what I said, and be coherent about it.
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That whole exchange reminds me of this.
 
Zero Day Defense said:
You tried to pass off your fetish as a female power fantasy even though it had nothing to do with power or fantasy.

Sit down.
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You two were friends in the other thread, stop fighting!

I hate seeing friendships dissolve over women *sigh*
 
Zero Day Defense said:
None of these excerpts retain the value you want to showcase. They're taken out of the context of a thread that was substantially derailed for multiple pages on account of-- among other things-- me not letting anything above the most banal of jeers slide. Your OP ends up coming across more like a post in random_text.txt.

On the other hand, if you tried to retain that sense, you'd have to do a lot more copy pasting and nested quoting, but that doesn't seem like a good use of time, which leads me to think that the concept you had here was a miscarriage.

Making things worse is your repeated failure to get a dumb joke that still had to be explained to you, because you need to convince everyone that you're around average intelligence... as you fail to spell "appreciation" right.

...5/10, I'm a sucker for flattery.

Fortified with iodine, so you don't get gout.

...not sure if that's too useful for Americans, who have zero problem with getting enough iodized salt.
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That's a nice argument but I fucked your mom.
 
This thread is a good reminder not to sperg out on the farms. I'm sure we all got something we get autistic about, but keep that shit to yourself. The farms don't forget.
 
Leslie Nielsen said:
This thread is a good reminder not to sperg out on the farms. I'm sure we all got something we get autistic about, but keep that shit to yourself. The farms don't forget.
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Eh, I've sperged out plenty of times. Eventually something new and funny comes along, and unless you were a supreme faggot about getting clowned on, people move on.

The Farms is the closest thing to real life most of us will ever experience. It's twitter that never forgives.
 
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