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Today on "what, this guy is still alive? and still doing this?"
Shit, I just did, check it out:
Hell I'll do it, escapist call me.
Seriously its like a meme at this point, was any of these aging idiots not there?
Always ironic how the people talking about privilege are always the most privileged, you never hear the son of a plumber who has to unclog a toilet with his dad to pay the bills talking about privilege. No, its always some entitled twat like this guy whose dad probably won the IPO lottery during the dotcom boom.
Haven't seen anything from him since 2014 or so, looked it up and boy that was pathetic, also how come he's not getting called out for being a misogynist using the C-word? are any actual biological women watching his videos or is it just locomotives?
Looking at their numbers and their abysmal content they really were doing nothing.
Funny how with all the woke shit in soywars and all the mediocre poorly written blogs trying to deconstruct obtuse minutia about the movies nobody ever brings this up, and really when you think about it its some bullshit that an actor can't do a voice (which is not that far from his normal voice) anymore because some mega corp owns it.
With 15 years of voice and scripts they could easily get AI to write an episode and then voice it.
Shit, I just did, check it out:
Ah, Sonic Spinball, the unholy amalgamation of pinball and hedgehog-based platforming. If there ever was a game that made you question the sanity of its creators, this would be it. It's like someone took a pinball machine, fused it with a Sega Genesis, and force-fed it a bucket of chili dogs.
The premise is simple, I suppose. You, the player, control a perpetually jittering blue hedgehog named Sonic, who for reasons beyond mortal comprehension has decided to take a break from running around at the speed of sound to fling himself into the depths of a demented pinball machine. A task not dissimilar to sending a lamb to the slaughter, but with more loops, ramps, and robotic abominations waiting to shatter your hopes and dreams.
As you launch Sonic around this mishmash of metal and hazards, you'll quickly come to terms with the fact that the controls are about as responsive as a brick wall. There's a level of imprecision here that makes performing even the most basic tasks feel like trying to thread a needle while riding a unicycle on a tightrope.
The visuals, on the other hand, are about as pleasant as a root canal. If you've ever wanted to experience the visual equivalent of a migraine, look no further. The game's color palette seems to have been hand-picked by someone with an intense grudge against the concept of harmony. It's a neon nightmare that'll leave you questioning your own ocular health.
But let's not forget the sound design, which is a masterclass in annoyance. From the grating, repetitive tunes to the ear-piercing sound effects, every auditory element seems tailor-made to drive you into a state of perpetual irritation. It's as if the developers crafted the audio with the sole purpose of making your ears beg for sweet, sweet silence.
In the end, Sonic Spinball is an exercise in frustration. It's a game that takes two perfectly fine concepts—pinball and Sonic the Hedgehog—and proceeds to mangle them together into a twisted, nightmarish abomination that serves as a cautionary tale for future game developers. Unless, of course, they want to be reminded of what not to do when combining two genres.
Hell I'll do it, escapist call me.
How am I not surprised the obnoxious pseudointellectual fedora-wearer 40something that defends trannies online was in SA?
Seriously its like a meme at this point, was any of these aging idiots not there?
How you pay 20 people with videos that wont even break half a mil views?
Shit, when did that happen?
Now that's another blast from the past, whatever happened to that guy?
Ah yes being a shut-in woke retard is so much better than having a normal job in a growing industry with people who aren't bipolar or suicidal...
Always ironic how the people talking about privilege are always the most privileged, you never hear the son of a plumber who has to unclog a toilet with his dad to pay the bills talking about privilege. No, its always some entitled twat like this guy whose dad probably won the IPO lottery during the dotcom boom.
What is it about?
