Zero Punctuation Ends As ‘The Escapist’ Faces Mass Resignations After EIC Firing

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By Paul Tassi
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When people ask me how to get into games journalism these days, my main piece of advice is “don’t.” I’m really not kidding, as while I am privileged to be where I am, it’s an almost impossible path to walk given the state of the industry and the instability found within.

Case in point, a wild scene unfolded last night as long-time gaming site The Escapist fired some of its team members, including EIC Nick Calandra, for reportedly not meeting goals set by its parent company Gamurs.
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After Calandra was fired, Escapist staff members, contributors and producers all took to Twitter to announce they were also leaving the site, with many of them indicating they would be working on some new project with Calandra directly.

The departures and firings essentially cleaned out the entirety of The Escapist’s video department, including most significantly at all, the departure of Yahtzee Croshaw, the voice of Zero Punctuation, one of the oldest and most famous game criticism video series, and one I grew up watching long before I started doing this for a living. Croshaw resigned, but he does not own the rights to Zero Punctuation itself, so whatever he does next, it will be without that branding. Though it’s obvious the branding can’t survive without him, even if The Escapist retains it.
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By all accounts Calandra was a great EIC, and clearly inspired a lot of loyalty in those working for him, given the events of last night. Gamurs feels like yet another company trying to squeeze blood from a stone with likely unreasonable growth targets in an industry where large increases are more or less impossible. Their video section pivoted from native video to mostly YouTube, which can gain more views but produce less revenue, but clearly the entire endeavor ended up backfiring, and now The Escapist does not have a video department at all, it seems.

As of this morning, The Escapist is still publishing new articles, as the site hasn’t lost all its writers or contributors. It remains unclear what level of staff or freelancers remain at the company, and what plans may be to rehire for a new video section. But it’s safe to say that without the old team or an icon like Yahtzee, it might just be over altogether.

As for Calandra and his new project, that’s certainly the more interesting endeavor, as that team has a lot of fans and hopefully they can put something together that works for them and their audience without dealing with corporate neck-breathing. More on that as details emerge. I’ve reached out to Gamurs for comment and will update if I hear back.
 
DSP outlasts another one.
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the man who is known by all but never watched
he will outlast the end of time
I unsubscribed to Yahtzee years ago. I think he got TDS or something, I cant even remember. He definitely got the west coast disease.
Let's Drown Out has probably his best and most autistic moments. A shame.
What's noteworthy about the Escapist is they were one of the few video game websites that refused to shut down discussion about GamerGate. For a time, that is. I think they caved eventually, but people saw it as a feather in their cap.
If I recall correctly, it was one of those having the right opinion kind of things where you'd be banned if you pointed out the whole man-woman fucking a bunch of dudes for good reviews fact. Then again no one outside of 4chan had any fucking idea what was actually going on. Just a bunch of MUH SEXISM and evil, awful woman-hating men not kissing a "woman"'s ass nonsense.
Reminder that this happened.
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Not really, you have the value inverted, HE is the property of value, not some brand name. Its like the Top Gear guys moving to The Grand Tour, the Top Gear branding just floundered and died because you could not replace the three amigos. Not to mention the internet of 2008 was far more ephemeral than of 2023 and there was no expectation that Zero Punctuation would last a few years. I'd have sold the rights off as well.
Yeah. He can just do his thing without Zero Punctuation branding. He's the main product, his voice, his humor and options. None witch they can deny him from using. Only thing really has to loose is his avatar character and few other visual elements that are connected with ZP but he could easily use the same tactics to illustrate his points in a different style.
 
Probably the fact that checks signed by “The Escapist” are becoming increasingly more likely to bounce and/or he’s managed to acquire what he needs to secure himself.

For some people, fuck you money is home ownership and enough in capital to pay the bills through dividends or other investment strategies, which you don’t even need a million dollars to accomplish.
That he's done the work on the novels and trying the bar (that I hear he gave up on), makes me think he probably has been working on being financially stable outside the youtube/escapist gig. Since it seems weirdly uncommon for people that make youtubing their careers to really do that much outside of it.
 
If I recall correctly, it was one of those having the right opinion kind of things where you'd be banned if you pointed out the whole man-woman fucking a bunch of dudes for good reviews fact

I couldn't recall the details, so I've tried doing a bit of research. From what I've gathered, the then Editor-in-Chief basically ignored threads related to GamerGate from the Escapist Forums and let the moderators go about their business as usual. There was pressure to just shut down threads even mentioning it, and that was the main difference. Most other websites wouldn't even allow the discussion, but The Escapist did. The fucked up thing was the usual actors basically started bellyaching and labeling The Escapist as "right-wing activists" and "extremists" simply for allowing a discussion to take place. Funnily enough, it was one of many reasons why GamerGate got Streisanded.

Imagine telling people not to talk about things and acting surprised when it causes even more people to start digging into it.

Here's an archive from 2015 about how The Escapist updated their policies.
 
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Does anyone remember the very early days of The Escapist when it was a pdf "magazine" with pretensions of being something other than enthusiast press? As in, "we're going to do real journalism talking about games?"
 
Personally I tossed ZP once Yahtzee moved to Commiefornia as it was clear the people around him were have a major impact on his world view. You can't move to Sodom and think it won't change you.
Pretty much what I did too. It wasn't a massive, overnight change. But you could definitely see him picking up stupid views on stuff and having to be more careful with the things he said.
 
Yahtzee became a bit of a writing success with his fantasy and sci-fi books.

Something a certain child'ing fatass never could do, so while ZP is still his major income the monies he gets from him books and audio books isn't tiny and after listening to his podcast a few times it's clear writing is what he really loves to do.

But on the plus side now is a perfect time for Movie Blob to make a come back! He can totally swoop in and say the day for The Escapist because he's got such a massive gut following and fan base right?t

Personally I tossed ZP once Yahtzee moved to Commiefornia as it was clear the people around him were have a major impact on his world view. You can't move to Sodom and think it won't change you.

So for me it's win-win-win.
He went woke even pre-Commiefornia move. Typical edgy rebel of yesteryear turning into a soy faggot.
 
That's because Newgrounds is one of the very very very few places left on the internet you can post edgy shit and not get banned with some snotty message by a tranny janny.
Really? I would have expected Newgrounds to be pozzed to high heaven since half the people in there seemed to get edgyness remores.
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The most shocking thing was that he signed over the rights to Zero Punctuation.

Considering how often he had The Escapist bent completely over a barrel, it seems really weird this never crossed his mind to take back - much less ever give it up in the first place.
Especially considering how much he bitches about artists not having control over stuff.

Maybe he just wants the the show dead?
 
Especially considering how much he bitches about artists not having control over stuff.

Maybe he just wants the the show dead?
I doubt buying it was ever on the table - You can't just force that kinda issue. It'd be like asking Amazon to sell their web services division, They're not even going to entertain offers as its the only reason they exist.

I can totally believe he wants the show dead though. He's shown himself to be more aware than most of the media landscape just by actually keeping the show relevant for this long, without saying something that'd get him cancelled. So aside from the boredom of doing the same thing for this long, he's gotta be aware that its just sheer chance and nostalgia that's kept ZP alive. The days of the Angry/Snarky/[Insert_Emotive_Context_Here] critic ended five years ago, to be replaced by the current generation of "Analytical Deep Dive" creators that went the complete opposite way and take themselves super seriously. He knows he's already playing on borrowed time, so he might just be happy to go out on his own terms rather than follow the Moviebob and Jim Sterling career trajectory of raging against the dying of the light.
 
I doubt buying it was ever on the table - You can't just force that kinda issue. It'd be like asking Amazon to sell their web services division, They're not even going to entertain offers as its the only reason they exist.
That's true - but at several points in time he had the Escapist bent over a table. He was the escapist - he could have likely demanded anything he wanted on the back of "or else I'll walk" and gotten it at several points in time.

Guess he finally hit that point.
 
That's true - but at several points in time he had the Escapist bent over a table. He was the escapist - he could have likely demanded anything he wanted on the back of "or else I'll walk" and gotten it at several points in time.

Guess he finally hit that point.
From the escapist position, its still preferable that he walks. ZP is literally all they had, if it goes, they're guaranteed dead. If he walks, and leaves ZP behind, there's a marginal chance that a new host can retain its success.

Any serious discussion of acquiring ZP would be a discussion of just acquiring the entire Escapist as there's no point in them holding onto any of the rest, and he's not the kinda guy who'd buy a whole brand just to fire everyone to take his ball home. And you'd have to be incredibly retarded to be aware of the inside workings of the site and still decide its worth acquiring.
 
I’m just surprised he agreed to that in the first place.
Why wouldn't he? He started the series in 2007, back when getting paid at all to create internet content was still extremely novel. This was such an early time for the gaming internet - Halo 3 hadn't even come out, half life 2 episode 2 episode 1 was only a year old with episode 2 just over the horizon. All the lessons learned now of creators and brand retention hadn't even begun to exist. So if a budding internet magazine both wanted to pay you to create content for a long time and would pay you a big lump sum to acquire a brand, of which you basically shit together in youtube for two meme videos at the time before the youtube partner program even existed (Seriously, ZP started in June, partner program launched in December of the same year). You'd have to be omniscient or retarded to not take that deal.

Its easy to look back with obvious hindsight, but at the time it was as incredible an offer as could reasonably grace a nerds desk.

Edit: Mixed up Ep1 and Ep2's release dates in my head
 
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For everyone wondering why Yahtzee sold ZP, want to point out that this is what he sold:


"A short experimental film in which I attempt to make a video using only recorded speech and static images. In this one I give a rundown of my first attempt to play the demo of the Darkness."

A short experimental film. That's what it was when he sold the rights to it. He made it into something bigger but that's the thing: He did it. He might not be able to bottle the lightning twice but given the choice of having Yahtzee without ZP or ZP without Yahtzee the safe money's on Yahtzee.

Now I imagine he could have got the IP back during the days when the Escapist webpage could have been unironically called "Yahtzee's Webhosting Service" but that he didn't is telling. If the Escapist had fully died and taken ZP with it, a definite risk at that point, he probably would've just gone back to his Fully Ramblomatic brand, which apparently the Escapist didn't buy. I imagine he's made this calculation before and didn't put a great deal of faith in the power of the ZP name.

Also, his first loyalty hasn't been to the Escapist for some time. I dimly recall he showed some public support for Russ Pitts when he was cancelled/fired, not enough to solidarity quit but enough to risk backlash. Whatever I may think of Eagle Semen Pitts and people who like him, Yahtzee seems more loyal to people than brands or employers. and will snub the latter for the former.

But that's just a guess from some random asshole on the internet. I watched ZP in the early days, commented in the Escapist forums until the Gamergate era, read his first book and liked it enough to buy the second (and then nothing else, which should tell you something), and became a more intermittent viewer until I stopped entirely when the three random videos I watched in as many months all ground to a halt for a crowbarred in Brexit comment. So I don't know anything from after that and could well be dead wrong about him no matter what.

Oh, and because I think it's funny, a comparison:

MovieBob: Sacked twice, Escapist gave his IP back. (Or more accurately, sold back for what it was worth: $0.)

Yahtzee: Was kept on no matter what until he quit, everyone assumes he'll never get his IP back.
 
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