Zero Punctuation Ends As ‘The Escapist’ Faces Mass Resignations After EIC Firing

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By Paul Tassi
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When people ask me how to get into games journalism these days, my main piece of advice is “don’t.” I’m really not kidding, as while I am privileged to be where I am, it’s an almost impossible path to walk given the state of the industry and the instability found within.

Case in point, a wild scene unfolded last night as long-time gaming site The Escapist fired some of its team members, including EIC Nick Calandra, for reportedly not meeting goals set by its parent company Gamurs.
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After Calandra was fired, Escapist staff members, contributors and producers all took to Twitter to announce they were also leaving the site, with many of them indicating they would be working on some new project with Calandra directly.

The departures and firings essentially cleaned out the entirety of The Escapist’s video department, including most significantly at all, the departure of Yahtzee Croshaw, the voice of Zero Punctuation, one of the oldest and most famous game criticism video series, and one I grew up watching long before I started doing this for a living. Croshaw resigned, but he does not own the rights to Zero Punctuation itself, so whatever he does next, it will be without that branding. Though it’s obvious the branding can’t survive without him, even if The Escapist retains it.
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By all accounts Calandra was a great EIC, and clearly inspired a lot of loyalty in those working for him, given the events of last night. Gamurs feels like yet another company trying to squeeze blood from a stone with likely unreasonable growth targets in an industry where large increases are more or less impossible. Their video section pivoted from native video to mostly YouTube, which can gain more views but produce less revenue, but clearly the entire endeavor ended up backfiring, and now The Escapist does not have a video department at all, it seems.

As of this morning, The Escapist is still publishing new articles, as the site hasn’t lost all its writers or contributors. It remains unclear what level of staff or freelancers remain at the company, and what plans may be to rehire for a new video section. But it’s safe to say that without the old team or an icon like Yahtzee, it might just be over altogether.

As for Calandra and his new project, that’s certainly the more interesting endeavor, as that team has a lot of fans and hopefully they can put something together that works for them and their audience without dealing with corporate neck-breathing. More on that as details emerge. I’ve reached out to Gamurs for comment and will update if I hear back.
 
I hope Yahtzee carries on, ever without the ZP brand
He has a pretty genuine sense of humor and some of the turns of phrase he comes out with make me belly laugh, although he doesn't really seem like his heart's in it as much these days

Hopefully he can reboot as a solo project and get the enthusiasm back, or do something else comedy related, I imagine he could do well doing stand up as he's naturally funny
 
The most shocking thing was that he signed over the rights to Zero Punctuation.

Considering how often he had The Escapist bent completely over a barrel, it seems really weird this never crossed his mind to take back - much less ever give it up in the first place.

I was always surprised that he signed up in the first place. He seemed big enough to hire his own people. Why does he need to go to some company like an early 2000s youtuber with a couple thousand subscribers signing up with a predatory MCN?
 
The Escapist died when "The Girl Who Sings About Videogames" stopped singing about videogames. Aside from Yahtzee jerking himself off on the front page and that screw attack faggot, I'm surprised it's still around. It's all a cesspool and this last decade has shown the world, nobody really plays videogames anymore. It's just using the medium to espouse your shit opinions as fact and calling everyone elses' shit opinions fiction.
Man..... I used to read / watch it pretty regularly around 2009/2010 to about 2013.

I am mildly ashamed. Oh and also Giant robot.... Goddamn I'm old.

Even way back then too much Yhatzee was grating and annoying
 
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It's all a cesspool and this last decade has shown the world, nobody really plays videogames anymore.

Modern stuff, yes. Most of the folks who have a genuine love for games are either playing Indie stuff on Steam and elsewhere or firing up a ROM Hack. The modern scene has become so rotten and boring that people have been forced to retreat back to old games where they're desperately looking for new ways to make the old stuff interesting again. Speedrunning was one particular avenue, but also randomizers, mods, or complete overhauls. Hell, Nintendo took note of all this and that's what probably inspired the Super Mario Maker scene.
 
I was always surprised that he signed up in the first place. He seemed big enough to hire his own people. Why does he need to go to some company like an early 2000s youtuber with a couple thousand subscribers signing up with a predatory MCN?
He had signed over the ZP branding/style stuff, so probably didn't seem that easy to start something really different, plus The Escapist handled the money for him. He just had to keep churning out videos while keeping up his routine.

Listening to a bit of the stream earlier I remember he commented on how it was considered a little forbidden to be promoting personal work on The Escapist that much, so I think this may have been what tipped things towards him leaving. He'd been trying to do stuff to make money outside of the Escapist for a while, the books, the attempt at a bar, and whatever else, then The Escapist tries acting annoying about him promoting his other works so he figures fuck it.

Curious how much The Escapist was actually paying him since I'm guessing it was nowhere near enough.
 
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Yahtzee posted on his almost seven year dead channel and he is partying up with the EIC on a new channel with the rest of the video team.


Edit: Stuff on the stream so far
  • New channel is Second Wind
  • Everyone on the video team is on board on this new channel
  • Same thing you had at Escapist video channel is on this new one
  • Same names (wherever creator owns the IP)
  • ZP returns to its old pre-escapist name "fullyramblomatic"
  • (Still watching the stream)
 
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Yahtzee posted on his almost seven year dead channel and he is partying up with the EIC on a new channel with the rest of the video team.

I doubt this will gain much traction. Let's Drown Out didn't perform nearly as well as Zero Punctuation, and I've never heard his books mentioned in any literature circle. Yahtzee's name just doesn't have the same draw as ZP, and there's nothing he says that's insightful or unique to really draw a crowd. Gabe's dynamic with Yahtzee carried that series more than Yahtzee himself. A former druggie navigating around a neurotic spaz made for surprisingly entertaining background noise.
 
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doubt this will gain much traction. Let's Drown Out didn't perform nearly as well as Zero Punctuation
They seem to be doing exactly the same video series they did at Escapist with the exact same name (where IP available) so it is apparently just "Escapist video by another name" as for yahtzee himself, zero punctuation goes back to its old name "Fullyramblomatic"
 
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Is this Zero Punctuation actually currently popular? I’ve never seen a viral clip from this series, ngl.
 
Is this Zero Punctuation actually currently popular? I’ve never seen a viral clip from this series, ngl.
By current youtube standards, its just above average - viewship ranges from 350k to 500k on most episodes, not too bad for a weekly thing. Considering that anything else The Escapist put out was lucky to break 50k, the series was practically booming.

Its not as big as it once was, but I've seen clips of it being passed around back in the earlier days of its existence, and its generally credited with coining the term "Glorious PC Gaming Master Race" and the ensuing early era memes about it.
 
By current youtube standards, its just above average - viewship ranges from 350k to 500k on most episodes, not too bad for a weekly thing. Considering that anything else The Escapist put out was lucky to break 50k, the series was practically booming.

Its not as big as it once was, but I've seen clips of it being passed around back in the earlier days of its existence, and its generally credited with coining the term "Glorious PC Gaming Master Race" and the ensuing early era memes about it.
He literally made the meme dude figure Flashgitz used as a baseline for their own representation of it.
 
Personally I tossed ZP once Yahtzee moved to Commiefornia as it was clear the people around him were have a major impact on his world view. You can't move to Sodom and think it won't change you.

So for me it's win-win-win.

Same. I liked his videos and I'm probably one of the rare people who played through his Cthulhu inspired point and click trilogy and loved it but his brain is melting. His screed over Hogwarts Legacy and JKR and repeatedly screaming CUNT CUNT CUNT every five seconds really outted him as the male feminist he is.

I bet he can season the feminine Troon cock he's gobbling with the salty tears of selling out his IP.
 
I doubt this will gain much traction. Let's Drown Out didn't perform nearly as well as Zero Punctuation, and I've never heard his books mentioned in any literature circle. Yahtzee's name just doesn't have the same draw as ZP, and there's nothing he says that's insightful or unique to really draw a crowd. Gabe's dynamic with Yahtzee carried that series more than Yahtzee himself. A former druggie navigating around a neurotic spaz made for surprisingly entertaining background noise.
I think if Fullyramblomatic is identical to Zero Punctuation, people will watch those reviews. His videos still pull several hundred thousand views per video and I figure most people who regularly watch Zero Punctuation have heard or will eventually get the very obvious hint through the lack of new ZP videos in their sub box that he's moved to somewhere else.
The one thing that interests me is if it'll be the same format. Yellow backgrounds with stick figures made in Photoshop. Surely you can't get sued for doing that.
 
I doubt this will gain much traction. Let's Drown Out didn't perform nearly as well as Zero Punctuation, and I've never heard his books mentioned in any literature circle. Yahtzee's name just doesn't have the same draw as ZP, and there's nothing he says that's insightful or unique to really draw a crowd. Gabe's dynamic with Yahtzee carried that series more than Yahtzee himself. A former druggie navigating around a neurotic spaz made for surprisingly entertaining background noise.
The options are
- Zero Punctuation with a different name but with Yahtzee and everything else the same
- Zero Punctuation (if they even do it all) with random person

It's pretty easy to see where the audience is going to go.
 
The one thing that interests me is if it'll be the same format. Yellow backgrounds with stick figures made in Photoshop. Surely you can't get sued for doing that.
Barring a complete asset by asset copy, it'd be dubious enough as to be a long and therefore expensive case. The rise of animated avatar react tubers in the last decade provides decent "This is normalized and not special anymore" argumentation, and the fact its 16 years old only adds fuel to the "Its not special or new" argument. Its not illegal to be unoriginal, just to steal.

I doubt the Escapist has the money or interest to bother with it anyways. Sue and lose, and you just burned a pile of money and community goodwill for no reason. Sue and win, and you win what exactly? Stronger rights over an IP style who's creator left? It'd be exceedingly hard to prove damages, especially when whatever he starts is brand new - Any revenue decline from the new series can just as easily be chalked up to the creator rather than the style, and its not illegal for Yahtzee to be Yahtzee.

If I were the parent company, I'd clock anyone who suggests legal action upside the head. They clearly barely cared about the Escapist brand in the first place, seeing it as a cheap underdog opportunity but not worth really investing in. I doubt they'll put much effort into sending good money after bad. More likely they decide to hail mary and go all in on AI content as a sort of litmus test of "Well fuck it, its already dead so why not".
 
Is this Zero Punctuation actually currently popular? I’ve never seen a viral clip from this series, ngl.
In the 2000s~2010 era, incredibly popular. I used him as a metric. If people were parroting his autistic negative opinions on a game, that means the game was either too difficult for him or he gave up halfway. I think that's what always got on my nerves about the dude. His opinions were always based on the first half of the game. Some games got worse, other games got better and eventually I could not stand the sound of his voice anymore. He was like Jim Sterling. Now. Jim Sterling that was a shitshow, I'll never forget his fable 3 article where he got cucked in game. Anyway.

In the 2010s, Yahztee got dropped due to his semi-netural stance on Gamergate. Ultimately, that was the right call. What GG was at the start is totally not what GG is today. Back then you could have a solid debate and provide good proof of journalistic collusion. The dude did make his own game and it got no attention whatsoever, depsite how popular he was. But then folks like Anthrohpe and Quinn could make garbage and get front page on all the gaming news sites.
Now, it's just a bunch of completely off topic r/donald refugees screaming woke everytime something with two X chromosomes comes on screen and then cowering whenever some tranny shoves his girl dick centerstage.
 
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Yahtzee might've gotten a taste of Californication in his time living on the West Coast, but I can't deny that he was a unique brand of healthy- if edgy in the early days- cynicism with game reviews.
I've been hearing this everywhere that Yahtzee was some obnoxiously woke faggot but honestly I used to watch almost every review he put out and I never got that feel from him. Yeah sure, he was a bit of a lib and is probably the type to vote straight Labour, but the only time it ever seemed to leak out in his videos was with an occasional barb here and there, and from what I recall he never participated in any kind of cancelation mobbing. Dude just wanted to make his silly videos and chill.
 
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