ZooJay / Jonathan Niehaus / ZJWolf - Zoophile Musician

[c-no]

Goddamn it, why are so many of these sick fucks in the US? It's a little hard to be proud of my national heritage when I realize that the bulk of lolcows come from here.

Perhaps these sick monkeys are many in the states because they are more open on the internet.

 

[Surtur]

Well, we also have a huge population and most of us have internet access. There are over 300 million Americans and if just one percent of them are sick fucks or otherwise potential Lolcows, we have about 3 million potential Lolcows.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I'll just leave this here:

 

[Springblossom]

Does this even count as a lolcow? It's not funny or amusing, just sickening. I'm more disgusted by this than I was by Nick Bate.

 

[c-no]

If there is one thing I gotta say about the guy after watching the mirrored video, I kinda find his voice eerily reminiscent of Chris when I heard Jonathan say "Misty" I'm reminded of Chris saying "Hi Ivy." His appearance kinda reminds me of either Chris or ADF. Is it wrong to think the face and/or voice reminds me of other lol-cows?

 

[Iä! Iä!]

If there is one thing I gotta say about the guy after watching the mirrored video, I kinda find his voice eerily reminiscent of Chris when I heard Jonathan say "Misty" I'm reminded of Chris saying "Hi Ivy." His appearance kinda reminds me of either Chris or ADF. Is it wrong to think the face and/or voice reminds me of other lol-cows?

The Six-Million-Dollar-Lolcow!

 

[exball]

That video of him kissing the husky makes me want get some sort of dog chastity belt for my husky.

 

[c-no]

That video of him kissing the husky makes me want get some sort of dog chastity belt for my husky.

Seeing him kiss the husky makes me want a animal rights group busting into his home SWAT style.
Seriously, the video just makes me cringe just watching it. My thoughts however are on those in the house with him. Imagine the faces of family members looking at him trying to make out with the dog.

 

[Surtur]

Does this even count as a lolcow? It's not funny or amusing, just sickening. I'm more disgusted by this than I was by Nick Bate.

Like Nick, he is a HorrorCow.

 

[c-no]

Does this even count as a lolcow? It's not funny or amusing, just sickening. I'm more disgusted by this than I was by Nick Bate.

Like Nick, he is a HorrorCow.

Maybe Nick and Jonathan go hand in hand as HorrorCows, doing stuff that disgust and cringe others.

 

[exball]

Does this even count as a lolcow? It's not funny or amusing, just sickening. I'm more disgusted by this than I was by Nick Bate.

Like Nick, he is a HorrorCow.

Maybe Nick and Jonathan go hand in hand as HorrorCows, doing stuff that disgust and cringe others.

Maybe they're in some sort of horrorcow club. Oh god the thought.

 

[John Titor]

I remember reading on Cracked.com about list called "The 8 Most Terrifying Restaurants From Around the World." number 1 deserves mention since it would cater to person that would want to shag an animal.
For those who want to read it, here it is:

Spoiler

#1.
"Roppongi"


The last restaurant on our list is so exclusive, it doesn’t even have a name. To eat there costs between two to eight thousand dollars, and you must be a member (to qualify as a member, you must have a yearly income in excess of $175,000…well, in Yen). It’s a secretive, controversial club located underground in Tokyo’s fashionable Roppongi District. Where you have sex with your food.
Playing with your food has never been taken so literally. At the Roppongi club, you’ll get to make love to your choice of a chicken, dog, pig, or goat; male or female. At this point, unless you’ve overstepped your bounds, the animal is still alive, and presumably frisky.

Once the deed is done, you (and your family? Guests? We’re not really sure what you want to do here) retire to the dining area. In a matter of minutes, you are presented with a delicious meal of roasted whatever-animal-you-just-fucked. The restaurant is not forthcoming with many details, but one imagines, largely for the sake of one’s sanity, that the animal is cleaned out first.

Admittedly, this exclusive dining establishment is not for everyone, but if you’re a rich person who has literally exhausted every other human experience (remember, that includes injecting heroin into your eyeball), then why not top off your life of debauchery with a humped dog?

As one of the patrons (who wished to remain anonymous) stated, “the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn towards bestiality.”

We’re on to you, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, J.K. Rowling and Paul McCartney. Watch it.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-restauran ... z2jYau1tgT

Honestly, I wonder what kind of deprived person would come up with that sort of restaurant.

Since nobody mentioned it, I need to say that it's very VERY important to note that this "restaurant" turned out to be a hoax written by the Japanese equivalent of The Onion. Not only that, but the story does have some contradictions (think about it, can you actually prepare an animal in minutes?). And FYI, the pretend-cannibalism was also a hoax.

 

[The Fair Lady]

To put it delicately, sir:

 

[c-no]

I remember reading on Cracked.com about list called "The 8 Most Terrifying Restaurants From Around the World." number 1 deserves mention since it would cater to person that would want to shag an animal.
For those who want to read it, here it is:

Spoiler

#1.
"Roppongi"


The last restaurant on our list is so exclusive, it doesn’t even have a name. To eat there costs between two to eight thousand dollars, and you must be a member (to qualify as a member, you must have a yearly income in excess of $175,000…well, in Yen). It’s a secretive, controversial club located underground in Tokyo’s fashionable Roppongi District. Where you have sex with your food.
Playing with your food has never been taken so literally. At the Roppongi club, you’ll get to make love to your choice of a chicken, dog, pig, or goat; male or female. At this point, unless you’ve overstepped your bounds, the animal is still alive, and presumably frisky.

Once the deed is done, you (and your family? Guests? We’re not really sure what you want to do here) retire to the dining area. In a matter of minutes, you are presented with a delicious meal of roasted whatever-animal-you-just-fucked. The restaurant is not forthcoming with many details, but one imagines, largely for the sake of one’s sanity, that the animal is cleaned out first.

Admittedly, this exclusive dining establishment is not for everyone, but if you’re a rich person who has literally exhausted every other human experience (remember, that includes injecting heroin into your eyeball), then why not top off your life of debauchery with a humped dog?

As one of the patrons (who wished to remain anonymous) stated, “the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn towards bestiality.”

We’re on to you, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, J.K. Rowling and Paul McCartney. Watch it.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-restauran ... z2jYau1tgT

Honestly, I wonder what kind of deprived person would come up with that sort of restaurant.

Since nobody mentioned it, I need to say that it's very VERY important to note that this "restaurant" turned out to be a hoax written by the Japanese equivalent of The Onion. Not only that, but the story does have some contradictions (think about it, can you actually prepare an animal in minutes?). And FYI, the pretend-cannibalism was also a hoax.

A hoax huh? Well I guess that can go out the window. Only thought of posting it since it's related to this topic in terms of people wanting to physically violate an animal. Since the topic itself if focused on a creepy guy whose voice (at least from the first video the OP posted on this topic) reminded me in a creepy way of Chris' voice, is it wrong for me to say he sort of reminds me of the classic early-to-mid 2000's Chris?

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

Seriously, this guy needs to be under constant supervision STAT. Honestly he's somewhat of a public menace and it's quite clear he needs to be watched all the time if he's going around molesting innocent animals. This can't go on and he can't be in any way stable. He needs some intense therapy if and the aforementioned 24/7 supervision. Seriously his family needs to look into his internet use too, he's probably got a tone of beastiality stuff going on there. One of these days this man will be sent to prison it's an eventuality.

 

[LoveMeNewCarpet]

https://twitter.com/ZJWolf/

His parents are getting a divorce

 

[Mechanism Eight]

This is no furry or a lolcow.

Grouping him up with furries would be an insult to furries.

Grouping him up with lolcows would be an insult to other lolcows, even the horror kind.

Clearly, he's best described as a "Sick Fuck".

 

[wheat pasta]

Oh, oh god! I thought the name was familiar but I didn't realize... I know who this guy is. Oh god. I want to go back to forgetting that he exists.

https://soundcloud.com/zj-wolf/wolf-in-heat-clean
This kind of made me laugh though, because it's so terrible and cringey. Then I went back to being repulsed.

 

[Surtur]

And I had forgotten about this guy. Goddammit.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Several men in prison. I'd be glad to introduce you to them.