🔥 Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

If you really had to who would you sex?

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Sodapeepers said:
The dog was 12, the average lifespan of American Akita's is 10-15yrs. There's posts all over FB showing he was just an old dog developing old dog problems and what he had anxieties of, so yeah you can confirm it wasn't become of Kintaro.
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shut up kero defender faggot.
 
I'm only defending LoneWolf. Her dog Davinci was 12yrs old. That's relatively old for a dog, considering he came from a shelter he most likely came from poor breeding practices where the health of an animal isn't taken into consideration. He was losing the use of his back legs, she took him to a DOG chiropractor, he had acupuncture done.

Davinci was euthanized because he was old and suffering from health issues that animals typically develop as they get older. He only suffered anxiety from thunderstorms and being crated, which are two extremely common anxieties for dogs.
 
Sodapeepers said:
I'm only defending LoneWolf. Her dog Davinci was 12yrs old. That's relatively old for a dog, considering he came from a shelter he most likely came from poor breeding practices where the health of an animal isn't taken into consideration. He was losing the use of his back legs, she took him to a DOG chiropractor, he had acupuncture done.

Davinci was euthanized because he was old and suffering from health issues that animals typically develop as they get older. He only suffered anxiety from thunderstorms and being crated, which are two extremely common anxieties for dogs.
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Did you miss the fucking part where she let Kintari rape him?

" Oh, I really love my kid. I give him candy and buy him anything he wants. In exchange, I let him spend the night at his creepy uncle's house who's on the sex offender's list "

Fuck off, Liz. I know it's you and I know where you sleep at night.
 
Catch Your Breath said:
Did you miss the fucking part where she let Kintari rape him?

" Oh, I really love my kid. I give him candy and buy him anything he wants. In exchange, I let him spend the night at his creepy uncle's house who's on the sex offender's list "

Fuck off, Liz. I know it's you and I know where you sleep at night.
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dont forget the rick and morty burrrrp
 
EurocopterTigre said:
Because congresspeople are normies who don't know all the sick shit people do.

Don't get too excited, there is a line (in order to make it constitutional for the federal government to pass a law on the subject,) which limits the purview of the legislation to "malicious acts of animal cruelty whenever they occur on federal property or affect interstate commerce" meaning that its unlikely most of the zoosadists featured here would be able to be prosecuted under it.
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Almost all of them involve the Internet in their shit. In any event, it would take a challenge all the way to the Supreme Court arguing it was outside the authority of Congress under the Commerce Clause, and just the idea of all those Justices having to read all about fucking roadkill has me amused.
 
Sodapeepers said:
I'm only defending LoneWolf. Her dog Davinci was 12yrs old. That's relatively old for a dog, considering he came from a shelter he most likely came from poor breeding practices where the health of an animal isn't taken into consideration. He was losing the use of his back legs, she took him to a DOG chiropractor, he had acupuncture done.

Davinci was euthanized because he was old and suffering from health issues that animals typically develop as they get older. He only suffered anxiety from thunderstorms and being crated, which are two extremely common anxieties for dogs.
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Aaaand none of that "confirms" it wasn't her. Did you know old people can still be murdered?
 
FaggotFoxDickSuckSupreme said:
why were dead animals not included in that?
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The broad criminalization of sex with animal products can have unintended consequences. It should absolutely be illegal for you fuck your pet dog when it dies; let the foxes watch the chickens, and they might arrange an "accident" involving antifreeze, chocolate, or ionizing radiation. On the other hand, you must be careful to ensure that the language of the law doesn't wrongly criminalize the McChicken guy. The soul of America dies if the McChicken guy is persecuted for his art.
 
Thermite said:
The broad criminalization of sex with animal products can have unintended consequences. It should absolutely be illegal for you fuck your pet dog when it dies; let the foxes watch the chickens, and they might arrange an "accident" involving antifreeze, chocolate, or ionizing radiation. On the other hand, you must be careful to ensure that the language of the law doesn't wrongly criminalize the McChicken guy. The soul of America dies if the McChicken guy is persecuted for his art.
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no but having sex with a dead animal corpse and making a video of it should be counted in the law as production of obscene and offensive material and gross acts against nature which i both thing are things, i dont know kinda pulling out of the air right now.
 
Sodapeepers said:
The dog was 12, the average lifespan of American Akita's is 10-15yrs. There's posts all over FB showing he was just an old dog developing old dog problems and what he had anxieties of, so yeah you can confirm it wasn't become of Kintaro.
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You're stupid enough to try and pretend not to be Lone, come into a thread investigating you for association with a known dog rapist/torturer, and then go tweet the same thing publicly and think we won't realize it's you?

F for stealth/D- for effort.

Try not to molest the dog you have left, eh?
 
FoxSupremenowwithlessfag said:
no but having sex with a dead animal corpse and making a video of it should be counted in the law as production of obscene and offensive material and gross acts against nature which i both thing are things, i dont know kinda pulling out of the air right now.
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If these gross dogfuckers wanted to avoid all the legal trouble they could just go to the grocery store and buy a steak to fuck. So much more efficient, and it even makes you dinner afterwards.
 
santaclaus said:
If these gross dogfuckers wanted to avoid all the legal trouble they could just go to the grocery store and buy a steak to fuck. So much more efficient, and it even makes you dinner afterwards.
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true but i mean it would be kinda gross having dickcheese and semen all over it.
 
santaclaus said:
If these gross dogfuckers wanted to avoid all the legal trouble they could just go to the grocery store and buy a steak to fuck. So much more efficient, and it even makes you dinner afterwards.
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You're missing the point that these are sadists. If the animal isn't bleeding and crying in pain they can't dump their load.
 
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