Q&A

If being a wagie is demeaning how does a wagie stop being a wagie?

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Views: 785

Mar 30, 2022

Black Light Red Panic

What does menstrual blood taste like?

Answers: 14

Views: 511

Mar 30, 2022

snailslime

Moon Man Moon Man can't you see?

Answers: 6

Views: 413

Mar 30, 2022

Cats

How are mourning doves not extinct yet?

Answers: 13

Views: 881

Mar 30, 2022

Haramburger

Is Q&A the designated shitting board of KF?

Answers: 10

Views: 324

Mar 30, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Favourite Rum or other spirit?

Answers: 12

Views: 312

Mar 30, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

You Are Trapped in a Furry Hotel

2

Answers: 30

Views: 1K

Mar 30, 2022

NOT Sword Fighter Super

Have you tried dredging the lake down in Harwington recently?

Answers: 2

Views: 300

Mar 30, 2022

AirdropShitposts

Moon River

Wider than the Nile?

Answers: 3

Views: 266

Mar 29, 2022

Gimmick Account

Did Sid from the Toy Story movies get absolutely fucking wasted with his Toy bros?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 718

Mar 29, 2022

The Lawgiver

Have you bought land on the moon?

Or Mars or Scotland.

Answers: 6

Views: 312

Mar 29, 2022

Slit

I see a Bad Moon rising

Answers: 8

Views: 335

Mar 29, 2022

Milwaukee Macho Man

grandma died of beeties?

Answers: 8

Views: 329

Mar 29, 2022

Sundae

What's the current gaming fad?

I haven't checked since MOBAs were cool.

2

Answers: 32

Views: 1K

Mar 29, 2022

Gimmick Account

What are the plans for Kiwi Farms when a zombie apocalypse breaks out?

Answers: 16

Views: 347

Mar 29, 2022

Getwhatyou

G

Opinions on NVIDIA's new graphics cards?

Would you pick NVIDIA's new card or AMD's new card

Answers: 8

Views: 407

Mar 29, 2022

Chaos Theorist

"Celebrity Meals"

Answers: 8

Views: 391

Mar 29, 2022

Milwaukee Macho Man

Why didn't the Minecraft movie came out?

Answers: 13

Views: 600

Mar 29, 2022

KittyGremlin

Why aren't girl volleyball coaches automatically arrested for being pedos?

Answers: 12

Views: 567

Mar 28, 2022

Cup Noodle

Is swamp thing a tokusetsu

Less moore, more craven

Answers: 4

Views: 398

Mar 28, 2022

Kacho

Which is more degenerate: being into lolis or femboys?

2 3

Answers: 42

Views: 2K

Mar 28, 2022

Zero Day Defense

Why am I expected to give rocksteady fast and nasty head to the pizza delivery guy on a pizza order I pick up myself?

Answers: 8

Views: 525

Mar 28, 2022

Red Hood

Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?

Answers: 4

Views: 502

Mar 27, 2022

Cats

Why do americans shy away from bidets

2 3 4

Answers: 63

Views: 2K

Mar 27, 2022

theshitposter

What are some good beast fables? (Preferably ones centered around foxes, coyotes, wolves)

Answers: 3

Views: 285

Mar 27, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

what are the actual meanings of the reactions?

Answers: 2

Views: 740

Mar 27, 2022

kateland

How many chimps would it take to kill a fully-grown silverback gorilla?

Going apeshit

Answers: 10

Views: 792

Mar 27, 2022

Beheadmeandsee

Why haven't you got any bitches?????

Answers: 13

Views: 403

Mar 27, 2022

Rich Evans Ayypologist

Where can I find an anti-trans Discord

Answers: 5

Views: 864

Mar 27, 2022

Poppavalyim Andropoff

How is insurance different from a Ponzi scheme?

I'm retarded with money

Answers: 18

Views: 576

Mar 27, 2022

Grub

What’s a couple that should just fuck already?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 892

Mar 26, 2022

mario if smoke weed

*record scratch* WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?

Answers: 4

Views: 260

Mar 26, 2022

mario if smoke weed

Can you explain why Funny Waggles 8 is a good game?

Answers: 3

Views: 369

Mar 26, 2022

Breadbassket

Can you pick the game that I should play and its condition while I play it on Twitch?

Answers: 19

Views: 451

Mar 26, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

movie question

Answers: 12

Views: 374

Mar 26, 2022

RollerGator

LGBTQI Question

Answers: 14

Views: 508

Mar 26, 2022

Red Hood

I'm spending the winter of 2022 in Oymyakon, who wants to join me?

Answers: 3

Views: 306

Mar 26, 2022

and 17 others

How about we create our own plot twist?

Answers: 9

Views: 415

Mar 26, 2022

Black Light Red Panic

What's the story behind this man? 👨‍🦳

Answers: 12

Views: 509

Mar 25, 2022

Cats

How will your experience be in the ancient Assyrian hospital be like?

Answers: 13

Views: 483

Mar 25, 2022

Captain Obvious

How do I invade Ireland as Fascist UK?

Answers: 10

Views: 661

Mar 25, 2022

lurk_moar

Best way to wipe your ass?

2

Answers: 35

Views: 1K

Mar 25, 2022

Mister Uno

How can this become made to happen?

Answers: 4

Views: 396

Mar 25, 2022

Knight of the Rope

What do women see in Ethan ralph

2

Answers: 28

Views: 1K

Mar 25, 2022

Sparkletor 2.0

Well well well. What's all this then?

Answers: 14

Views: 424

Mar 25, 2022

Cats

What's the strangest or worst flash you remember seeing on Newgrounds?

Answers: 14

Views: 600

Mar 25, 2022

Mariposa Electrique

Would This Be A Good Doctor Who Stortyline?

Answers: 4

Views: 467

Mar 25, 2022

Lady Rackets Ass

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Answers: 6

Views: 448

Mar 24, 2022

MistressCaridad

How about we create our own Twisted Tea?

Answers: 9

Views: 381

Mar 24, 2022

Haint

I think I got a bunch of redditors killed in Ukraine

Answers: 12

Views: 677

Mar 24, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

How about we create our own Twisted Metal characters?

Answers: 7

Views: 324

Mar 24, 2022

Poppavalyim Andropoff

What are you feeling Lance?

Answers: 1

Views: 216

Mar 24, 2022

Poppavalyim Andropoff

If you had the chance to meet face to face with your favorite lowcow, would you do it and who would it be?

Also what would you two do?

Answers: 10

Views: 416

Mar 24, 2022

Tragi-Chan

I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss?

Answers: 13

Views: 499

Mar 24, 2022

Sundae

Is piss?

Answers: 6

Views: 383

Mar 24, 2022

Pissmaster

What is Nothing?

Answers: 12

Views: 453

Mar 24, 2022

SnekTheRat

If gender is a spectrum

Answers: 13

Views: 716

Mar 24, 2022

Cats

How about we create our own Twisted Wizard characters?

Answers: 6

Views: 378

Mar 24, 2022

King Fructose

wtf is these

Answers: 7

Views: 416

Mar 23, 2022

Testacles Maximus

Are there certain situations where it's okay for man to cry and if so what are they?

Tears for your trouble?

2 3

Answers: 42

Views: 1K

Mar 23, 2022

State Champ

Why didn't Paulie just put remote on docking station?

Answers: 7

Views: 428

Mar 23, 2022

Free the Pedos

How do I win The Spanish Civil War?

Answers: 11

Views: 338

Mar 23, 2022

Divine right to rule

BEST WAY TO WASH YOUR DOG

MY FUCKING DOG HATES BATHS

Answers: 16

Views: 543

Mar 23, 2022

Creep3r

How would Selfcest technically work

I'm not very smart ):

Answers: 17

Views: 526

Mar 23, 2022

Kosher Dill

What are some amazing textures for a Team Fortress 2 map?

Answers: 2

Views: 326

Mar 23, 2022

Wright

Whose that Pokémon?

Answers: 9

Views: 482

Mar 23, 2022

Retink

Does being "Aro-ace" make you "not straight"? Is it worthy of congratulations?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 2K

Mar 23, 2022

Zero Day Defense

Good gaming headphones under $100?

Answers: 13

Views: 514

Mar 23, 2022

Poppavalyim Andropoff

Which one of you tickworms is paying for me ma's caravan?

Answers: 3

Views: 293

Mar 23, 2022

Slit

Are human males perverts for giving human females gift of flower, so that the females can snort the flower's stinky cum dust and thank the male?

Answers: 10

Views: 418

Mar 22, 2022

Jimmy Olsen

Why does my scrotum look like a relief map of Mars?

Answers: 3

Views: 270

Mar 22, 2022

Cats

What will be the next highly divisive international crisis that the feds, journos, and corpos will use to distract us from their eternal power quest?

Ukraine was an engineered distraction from dropping COVID numbers.

2

Answers: 20

Views: 867

Mar 22, 2022

Isaac

How did kiwi farms found cecilyk/cecily kellogg?

Answers: 2

Views: 1K

Mar 22, 2022

Pencilvester

You want five minutes?

I don't have five FUCKING minutes Denny!!!

Answers: 2

Views: 265

Mar 22, 2022

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

S

Do you miss Chinny?

Foodie Beauty

Answers: 1

Views: 209

Mar 22, 2022

King Fructose

HOW ABOUT THOSE PRICES, JACK!?

Answers: 4

Views: 281

Mar 22, 2022

Dude Snakes

Why can't it just be winter all year long?

2

Answers: 22

Views: 818

Mar 22, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

Who would you vote for? Satan or Jesus?

Answers: 17

Views: 457

Mar 22, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

Why do jannies do it for free?

Answers: 6

Views: 359

Mar 21, 2022

Retink

Who's Watching Me?

Answers: 6

Views: 312

Mar 21, 2022

SevenEightNine

Is Russia or the Ukraine the goodguy?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 1K

Mar 21, 2022

byuu

If KiwiFarms had its own Team Fortress 2 map, what would you want in it?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 917

Mar 21, 2022

Lammy

What is your opinion on the current war in Europe?

Answers: 11

Views: 436

Mar 21, 2022

big cum

Brother, may I have some oats?

Answers: 15

Views: 654

Mar 21, 2022

BibiLivesMatter

Is Elon Musk African American?

Answers: 4

Views: 403

Mar 21, 2022

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

Are you ironically based or actually based?

Answers: 19

Views: 551

Mar 21, 2022

Schway

Where was that comic from?

Answers: 8

Views: 706

Mar 20, 2022

Quiet Guy

Why did the 'TradCath' movement arise? (not Traditional Catholicism)

Answers: 4

Views: 821

Mar 20, 2022

Krystal

Is cum vegan?

Answers: 10

Views: 886

Mar 20, 2022

Niggaplease

How can I acquire a GF?

2

Answers: 36

Views: 1K

Mar 20, 2022

Cats

"What'd they find up your mother's cunt?"

Answers: 5

Views: 394

Mar 20, 2022

Haint

How many redditors have received this legendary downvote?

Answers: 5

Views: 507

Mar 20, 2022

No. 7 cat

Is Cursed Images a spooky thread?

Answers: 5

Views: 383

Mar 20, 2022

Testacles Maximus

Have you ever got in an argument with your dad and told him "My dick is bigger than yours!"

Answers: 15

Views: 652

Mar 20, 2022

Shidoen

I'm thinking of starting an insurance company called Vladimir Disputin'

Answers: 6

Views: 357

Mar 20, 2022

Retink

What's the name of that book?

Answers: 9

Views: 399

Mar 19, 2022

Penis Drager

What is the most devestating negrate?

2

Answers: 22

Views: 944

Mar 19, 2022

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

Is it legal to be a thespian in Saudi Arabia?

Answers: 7

Views: 367

Mar 19, 2022

Underperforming

WELL DID YOU TAKE THE VACCINE?!

2

Answers: 32

Views: 907

Mar 19, 2022

mario if smoke weed

Have you ever looked at the back of a 20 dollar bill?

Answers: 11

Views: 453

Mar 18, 2022

Cup Noodle

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