🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Insanely Retarded]

He comes closer to breaking the restraining order every day, he cannot help himself so it is obvious that he eventually will break it, guaranteed.

Edit: Based on what Haru said, it seems he is still not technically gagged when it comes to Faith? Either way the point still stands, Ralph cannot help himself.

I wonder if he thinks he is being clever and playing "mind games" when in reality he just looks like an obsessive idiot with zero self control.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Was that before or after she hit you with the Restraining Order?
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Remember when Ralph said he will still be with Faith during her pregnancy? lol that was a lie.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He comes closer to breaking the restraining order every day, he cannot help himself so it is obvious that he eventually will break it, guaranteed.

Edit: Based on what Haru said, it seems he is still not technically gagged when it comes to Faith? Either way the point still stands, Ralph cannot help himself.

I wonder if he thinks he is being clever and playing "mind games" when in reality he just looks like an obsessive idiot with zero self control.

There should be a temporary restraining order in place already but I'm not sure if it's as robust as the real deal.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He comes closer to breaking the restraining order every day, he cannot help himself so it is obvious that he eventually will break it, guaranteed.

Edit: Based on what Haru said, it seems he is still not technically gagged when it comes to Faith? Either way the point still stands, Ralph cannot help himself.

I wonder if he thinks he is being clever and playing "mind games" when in reality he just looks like an obsessive idiot with zero self control.

If part of Faiths argument is going to be that he was violent and controlling, Ralph is really doing his best to give her extra ammunition for the court. Fuck me, the guy posts the smallest of Ws and now he's back to self sabotage of the highest order.

 

[veri]

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[MediocreMilt]

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*glug glug glug*

JERSHUAR MEERRRRRN!!!!

*glug glug* *pukes on chicken salad sandwich*

SHOULD'VE sold crappy shirts from yer vahcayshin!!!

*glug glug glug* *dodges subpoena*

OUT MONEY FOR TRYINA SELL SUMFIN GOOD????? BAHAHAHAHAHA!

*glug glug* KILLSTREAM WOOO!!!!! KILLSTREAM!!!!! *glug glug glug*

NEXT TIME SCAM YER DUMBASS FOLLYERS!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAA. cuck.

*glug glug glug* *impregnates third woman* *rerolls stats on Demon Baby 2*

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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Doesn't he still have shit that people have mail for Gator from like two years ago? What's your excuse, Ralph?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

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Did Ralph forget he's also selling a shirt with Chris Chan's face on it? Like I know he's probably drunk 24/7 and his memory is toast but this is a self own.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

How many of these shirts has he even sold?

 

[Pomniman]

Did Ralph forget he's also selling a shirt with Chris Chan's face on it? Like I know he's probably drunk 24/7 and his memory is toast but this is a self own.

"Shut up petafyle tranny faggit cocksucker. Its different cuz mah dick works!" - gunt, probably

 

[GuntN7]

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Where's your man purse, buddy ? $900 ?

You seem to be scared to show us the man purse. Is it too embarrassing to show it, did you lost it, or both?

HELLO PIGGY DRINK HAHAHAHA

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Where's your man purse, buddy ? $900 ?

You seem to be scared to show us the man purse. Is it too embarrassing to show it, did you lost it, or both?

HELLO PIGGY DRINK HAHAHAHA

I know we're not supposed to post those flashing gifs anymore, but goddamn it they were fun seeing them reflect off his ethanol-laced sweat. (Read: don't as they will be deleted. I did it a while ago.)

 

[thismanlies]

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“Look at my enemy’s financial woes” says the man who is willingly putting himself on the hook for child support.

 

[veri]

I know we're not supposed to post those flashing gifs anymore, but goddamn it they were fun seeing them reflect off his ethanol-laced sweat. (Read: don't as they will be deleted. I did it a while ago.)

if it’s possible null should make some custom theme unique to the gunt board that switches at random. it can be some really strong colour in patterns that’ll reflect off his face. that or write all our posts over a flashing background. or nothing at all because it’s common knowledge that he’s reading the forum for 75% of his show.

Where's your man purse, buddy ? $900 ?

You seem to be scared to show us the man purse. Is it too embarrassing to show it, did you lost it, or both?

HELLO PIGGY DRINK HAHAHAHA

i bet he sold it for alcohol or his legal fees.

 

[Fools Idol]

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If Google is to be believed a child in the US costs about $230,000, Ralph's horse pig hybrid demon child will probably cost less than that. Either way it's a trivial amount of money for the love and happiness a child can bring in to your life, although a baby conceived to spite the a-logs and not love is probably a waste of any amount of money.

 

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[Fools Idol]

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If she's so happy then why does she have such a long face?

 

[veri]

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ok so first off why does ralph always make that fucking face like at this point he was trying to will this edit into existence.

secondly his hair looks like a shit on his head. it makes his fat head look even bigger why do neither of them know how to find a flattering haircut.

and third of all as mentioned above that’s probably why may is always wearing that hat. i guess it’s for shade or something but they’re indoors so the only logical conclusion is may wears that hat everywhere cause she is insecure about her hairline. to be fair it looks like she’s making an effort to dress her age but that doesn’t matter because she still tries to act like an irl anime loli and wears a cheap schoolgirl outfit.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

ok so first off why does ralph always make that fucking face like at this point he was trying to will this edit into existence.

secondly his hair looks like a shit on his head. it makes his fat head look even bigger why do neither of them know how to find a flattering haircut.

and third of all as mentioned above that’s probably why may is always wearing that hat. i guess it’s for shade or something but they’re indoors so the only logical conclusion is may wears that hat everywhere cause she is insecure about her hairline. to be fair it looks like she’s making an effort to dress her age but that doesn’t matter because she still tries to act like an irl anime loli and wears a cheap schoolgirl outfit.

Ralph is a mental midget which works for Amanda because she likes them young. Ralph's a manchild who acts like he's still in high school so I can see this being the case. He's wearing sunglasses indoors with what I presume is a movie theatre based upon the cup holsters but I might be wrong on this. It also appears he's wearing his own merch based upon the color scheme underneath his fat guy button up shirt.

Also, thanks to today's MATI, I never realized just how terrible Ralph is with sentence fragments. It's no wonder he dropped out of college and won't pay his student loans.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

ok so first off why does ralph always make that fucking face like at this point he was trying to will this edit into existence.

secondly his hair looks like a shit on his head. it makes his fat head look even bigger why do neither of them know how to find a flattering haircut.

and third of all as mentioned above that’s probably why may is always wearing that hat. i guess it’s for shade or something but they’re indoors so the only logical conclusion is may wears that hat everywhere cause she is insecure about her hairline. to be fair it looks like she’s making an effort to dress her age but that doesn’t matter because she still tries to act like an irl anime loli and wears a cheap schoolgirl outfit.

It's soymouth. He's just missing glasses, a goatee and a Switch.