🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nig]

secondly his hair looks like a shit on his head. it makes his fat head look even bigger why do neither of them know how to find a flattering haircut.

The way the little curl is brunette, and everything except the curl is shaved. turning white and blending into his skin.. Reminds me of traditional cartoon babies.

 

[veri]

The way the little curl is brunette, and everything except the curl is shaved. turning white and blending into his skin.. Reminds me of traditional cartoon babies.
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that haircut along with the fat face and gunt makes him look like an overgrown baby with some gross mutations.

It's soymouth. He's just missing glasses, a goatee and a Switch.

disgusting. someone’s ought to slap him

 

[Nig]

that haircut along with the fat face and gunt makes him look like an overgrown baby with some gross mutations.

Maybe that's what Pantsu finds arousing about him..

 

[Chef Red Pill]

It also appears he's wearing his own merch

Imagine being those poor cotton plants, the fruits of your labor stripped away by some Chinese peasant child just so two gunted individuals and a tranny can feel like they're a legitimate brand and not Tucker flavored ip2. Never felt bad for a plant before.

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

You all are just jealous that Ralph will be getting that sweet merchandising money once the Ethan Ralph doll comes out.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

why may is always wearing that hat

I don't get it, the hat does not suit her at all (hats look ridiculous 99.99% of the time, especially on women) it accentuates how long and pointy her face/nose are, sort of makes her look like the typical cartoon witch (just needs her skin to be a bit greener) and just looks bad.
For real, May is painfully unattractive but she accentuates her worst features with shit like hats, anime girl costumes, etc. Why doesn't Ralph say anything? It's not hard to say "you know what? I don't think that hat suits you", he does/says much worse things to his partners on the regular so why is he so afraid to be honest about shit like this? Or he is just completely unaware, he is into coprophilia after all so maybe this is just right up his alley.

 

[heathercho]

I don't get it, the hat does not suit her at all (hats look ridiculous 99.99% of the time, especially on women) it accentuates how long and pointy her face/nose are, sort of makes her look like the typical cartoon witch (just needs her skin to be a bit greener) and just looks bad.
For real, May is painfully unattractive but she accentuates her worst features with shit like hats, anime girl costumes, etc. Why doesn't Ralph say anything? It's not hard to say "you know what? I don't think that hat suits you", he does/says much worse things to his partners on the regular so why is he so afraid to be honest about shit like this? Or he is just completely unaware, he is into coprophilia after all so maybe this is just right up his alley.

Because you could say that about anything. Something like "hats look ridiculous 99.99% of the time, especially on women" is your opinion. Which isn't, I would assume, the opinion of a person with a fashion degree or years of experience in the industry, ergo, it's merely your opinion.

And having opinions on your partner's... everything, will not get you laid. It will get you sad and lonely. Ralph wants to put his tiny micropeen into May's horsegina, evidently.

Having said that, I congratulate her on choosing a straw hat and not a wool felt hat as it's the tail end of summer and wool felt would be inappropriate. I'm sure this was merely an accident, however.

 

[Fannyscum]

One of the fat, mentally-retarded, middle-aged chicks from the south that Ralph flirts with had been blocked by him and was trying to find out why. Ralph confirms for us that he is so thin-skinned that he'll go through the likes on any tweets that are critical of him and start blocking. Any paypigs or followers are immediately added to his Big Book of Perceived Slights and Enemies.

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[Insanely Retarded]

Because you could say that about anything. Something like "hats look ridiculous 99.99% of the time, especially on women" is your opinion. Which isn't, I would assume, the opinion of a person with a fashion degree or years of experience in the industry, ergo, it's merely your opinion.

Don't take it so personal, I'm sure your hats are fine and you look great wearing them.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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Too lazy to draw the green lines showing pantsu being straight and gunty being sideways.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Because you could say that about anything. Something like "hats look ridiculous 99.99% of the time, especially on women" is your opinion. Which isn't, I would assume, the opinion of a person with a fashion degree or years of experience in the industry, ergo, it's merely your opinion.

And having opinions on your partner's... everything, will not get you laid. It will get you sad and lonely. Ralph wants to put his tiny micropeen into May's horsegina, evidently.

Having said that, I congratulate her on choosing a straw hat and not a wool felt hat as it's the tail end of summer and wool felt would be inappropriate. I'm sure this was merely an accident, however.

I won't take too many judgments on what is a good look but it does come away as a Freddy Kruger look.

Maybe I'm just imagining things.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Because you could say that about anything. Something like "hats look ridiculous 99.99% of the time, especially on women" is your opinion. Which isn't, I would assume, the opinion of a person with a fashion degree or years of experience in the industry, ergo, it's merely your opinion.

You need to stop wearing hats.

 

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You can bully this insecure baby into anything by just poking at him a little.

Here Ralph, might want to change it again. Her vagina is facing the world and your penis is facing her. I 've never seen such a dominant woman in a photo. CRINGE bro!

 

[veri]

haha may also covered more skin in that second photo you can even see her hand still there. i wonder if it’s because she’s just as insecure as ralph and sensitive to the comments or it wasn’t tradcath enough.

 

[heathercho]

Don't take it so personal, I'm sure your hats are fine and you look great wearing them.

Hey, just trying to help - we all know nothing dries a pussy up faster than a man with morals and opinions.

Besides, Ralph never said anything about Nora's monobrow, obviously, the fuck would he care about this heeb horse and her hat. He barely even cared about Mint Salad's worn out, unwashed fuckhole.

One of the fat, mentally-retarded, middle-aged chicks from the south that Ralph flirts with had been blocked by him and was trying to find out why. Ralph confirms for us that he is so thin-skinned that he'll go through the likes on any tweets that are critical of him and start blocking. Any paypigs or followers are immediately added to his Big Book of Perceived Slights and Enemies.
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He can't even handle someone faving an anti-him tweet. He hasn't got the ability to withstand an argument with a willing, live, human female fuckfriend over a hat.

He'd probably threaten to kill himself again.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

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You can bully this insecure baby into anything by just poking at him a little.

Here Ralph, might want to change it again. Her vagina is facing the world and your penis is facing her. I 've never seen such a dominant woman in a photo. CRINGE bro!
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The funniest thing is that this isn't even a different photo from the same set of pics. Ralph got in contact with Industrial Light and Magic and traded his $900 man purse for them to edit the original.

 

[veri]

ralph has an opportunity for an interesting irl stream yet didn't take advantage of it. you never know what'll happen on the killstream but you do know it won't ever be anything interesting.



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[Bad Take Crucifier]

I like his choice of words. He "stumbled" into DC makes it sound like an accident, as in "I was drunk and I stumbled in here".

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

One of the fat, mentally-retarded, middle-aged chicks from the south that Ralph flirts with had been blocked by him and was trying to find out why. Ralph confirms for us that he is so thin-skinned that he'll go through the likes on any tweets that are critical of him and start blocking. Any paypigs or followers are immediately added to his Big Book of Perceived Slights and Enemies.
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I almost missed it but after looking at it, he's also @ ing bad_tits who is his bottom bitch paypig that has for years donated to him and is basically the equivalent of a Morning Kumite catlady who changed sides and now gives money to the Morning Killstream.