🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[veri]

ralph makes another poor financial decision.

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[Fannyscum]

Ralph and Pantsu walk into a sports bar to celebrate the anniversary of their first thumbing. The bartender sees them and says "Hey!". Pantsu whinnies and says "No thanks, I'll just have a beer".


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At first I thought they were at a game but a sports bar in Atlantic City? Is this redneck romanticism?

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"Well little Gunt Jr, for our one year anniversary your father took me to a bookies. Turns out being pregnant and unmarried in a gambling den while watching your grotesquely obese partner get shitfaced is trad AND cath."
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[veri]

will ralph's birthday celebration be as big of a letdown as vegas?

 

[Fannyscum]

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Lol get fucked again Fai Fai.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

This legit looks like a dude

 

[TheFieldisNicelySeasoned]

lol

 

[Gone Ham]

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Looks like Gator gave him head for that tweet

 

[Bush did USS Maine]

Congratulations to the happy couple on one year! Just think, on September 14th 2020 we learned that Faith was pregnant and Ralph intended to marry her "before the month was out". Unfortunately, that didn't work out, but I'm sure this time he's found his true love!

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

ralph makes another poor financial decision.

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Prescient post @verifymejoshuaconnormoon. Auburn lost 28-20, so Ralph lost both of those bets.

 

[Sam Losco]

Aww, that's a shame.

 

[FM Bradley]

lol EAT SHIT GUNT

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Aww, that's a shame.

It's okay, Ralph has lots of money. Just win it back with another bet, Ralph!

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

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Aww, that's a shame.

Sam Losco, I bet it was YOU that lost a hunnerd dollars gamblin' on sportsball, you goddamned piece of shit faggot motherfucker. GAYDUR! Answer your fucking phone you goddamned piece of shit faggot! Hey mantsu...that pedophile Josh Moon stole our gas money home. Gather my saddlebag and get to trotting. It ain't that far. WAIT A MINUTE, MANTSU! NO, MANTSU, NOOO! I'ma ride you home!

 

[AltisticRight]

I bet Sam was on the opposing team and specifically did a good match to make gunty lose his money, the Fan Forum can't stop inciting harassment, cyber violence, and real-world online bullying against the squealing, twice-Obama-voting, West Memphis swine has to stop.

 

[veri]

alright time to come clean. after seeing ralph’s bet i told the team of auburn that ethan ralph is a 5’1 alcoholic and that if they win the consequences will be dire like ralph buying another 900 dollar louis vuitton man purse. after telling them this they lost the game on purpose and proceeded to laugh at the money ralph lost.

 

[heathercho]

Congratulations to the happy couple on one year! Just think, on September 14th 2020 we learned that Faith was pregnant and Ralph intended to marry her "before the month was out". Unfortunately, that didn't work out, but I'm sure this time he's found his true love!

Yeah, wasn't he still with Faith this time last year? What a fucking cunt. But he blocks people on twitter for maybe liking an anti tweet.
The pig's hide is thick.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Ralph remember real winners don't quit after a bad bet. Josh isn't even man enough to be a fucking badass gambler like you, if you keep playing you'll BTFO null!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Congratulations to the happy couple on one year! Just think, on September 14th 2020 we learned that Faith was pregnant and Ralph intended to marry her "before the month was out". Unfortunately, that didn't work out, but I'm sure this time he's found his true love!

Ralph telling the Gunt Family Vickers they will never see Xander just before Mr Vickers drops his Uno Reverse card is unadulterated nectar.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

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Lol get fucked again Fai Fai.

If theres any genuine win Ralph has ever had its the vickers stuff. Cause you know that Faith is reading every single Ralph twitter post and is just crying to everyone of them. Same with Mr Vickers except hes seething and contacting all of his discord buddies and Faiths little brothers to try and dox Gator or do gay shit like contact his guest list.

 

[Farglemark]

Prescient post @verifymejoshuaconnormoon. Auburn lost 28-20, so Ralph lost both of those bets.

Imagine how fucking good he would have looked if he went out and took her to a resteraut that had 60$ plates, he would probably still be up 20$ at the end of the night compared to the sport bar considering the price of drinks.

If theres any genuine win Ralph has ever had its the vickers stuff. Cause you know that Faith is reading every single Ralph twitter post and is just crying to everyone of them. Same with Mr Vickers except hes seething and contacting all of his discord buddies and Faiths little brothers to try and dox Gator or do gay shit like contact his guest list.

I mean thats a fairly tame reaction from a father to a fat deadbeat grooming your underaged kid from across the country, knocking her up after she comes of age, harassing your family, getting her stuck in a mental hospital, and harassing her more after finally separating her from him, and using your grandkid as a social media pawn. If Vickers showed up and shot Ralph, I think a judge would be fairly soft on the sentence.
Beyond that, its nowhere near a win, it makes him look like the worst white trash, the type that makes even the worst stereotypical black (that the always say they hate) look better then the fat fuck.