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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph if you're reading this, DSP is better than you:
He earns more money than you.
He is more famous than you.
He's more likeable than you.
He doesn't put his entire piggy life onto the internet, and actively - albeit unsuccessfully - tries to keep his shit off the internet.
He's less fat than you.
His mother and father are alive, and he doesn't have parental abandonment issues.
He hasn't spawned a child with a teenager he abused.
He doesn't fuck a paedophile.
He even deals with trolls better than you!
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He's also better at video games than Ralph.
 
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Farglemark said:
"Private life" nigger you put all of that out to the world yourself! ON THE SHOWS YOU LISTED! Everyone knows you put literally every non mundane detail that happens to you on the internet, and most mundane stuff too and hype it up, cause you are so boring.
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He does, doesn’t he. Gunt invites everyone in, releasing what amounts to private moments, to most people. Exhibit A is the sex tape revenge porn thing. Then complains about people “judging his private life,” & these people who aren’t really saying anything too bad, like that twitter paypig he just cawled out, for next to nothing. (Not just cawled out, but twitter called out, super gay.) As per usual, the Gunt’s off rolling around in shit of his own making, just like a pig.

Side Note: I listened to a clip of that call Gunt made to mundane matt, & that wasn’t the win Gunt thinks. Every time Matt went to respond, Gunt yelled over him, as if he was afraid Matt might say something he wouldn’t like. It was a stupid call, absolutely try hard. I think the clip came up recently in another thread on a dumb guy w/ a show, that really amounts to dead air. Most of these guys don’t have an original thought between them, whether they hate or like each other. Most people listen for the laughs, or the spectacle they make of themselves. Maybe nostalgia for some few.

On some level, Gunt knows that,(in his case it’s likely subconsciously) or part of that, & still here he is, pretending his streams aren’t simply him, making a spectacle & ass of himself. & how dare his pay pigs talk about it, or sympathize w/ a Vicker once they’ve read the crap that the Gunt, himself, has made public. Idiot, & confirmed hypocrite.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph's trolls are a lot nicer than DSP's. We just shitpost on a website and then use subtle hypnotic suggestion to trick Ralph into reading them. DSP has people doing weird fucked up shit to him all the time.
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Imagine the infinite squealing if people actually fucked with Ralph half as much as with Phil. He'd be dehydrated from shouting, raving and screaming on his show. Nobody fucked with Ralph's money or court cases was far as I know, even now as the amount of cases starts to outnumber the amount of dollars he has.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph's trolls are a lot nicer than DSP's. We just shitpost on a website and then use subtle hypnotic suggestion to trick Ralph into reading them. DSP has people doing weird fucked up shit to him all the time.
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DSP doesn't do shit even half as bad as Ralph and yet gets exponentially more damaging a-log behavior. All we do is tell Ralph he's a fat pedophile and he acts like we're breaking into the crackshack and thumbing the shit out of May's ass before he can get a whiff.
 
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Ethan just lost so hard in the casino that his bank locked his account.

Literally felted.

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Tweet / https://archive.is/fwYct
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan just lost so hard in the casino that his bank locked his account.

Literally felted.

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Tweet / https://archive.md/fwYct
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If you spend a lot of money out of state without alerting your bank you'll be out of town, they are going to assume there is fraud or there could be a withdrawal daily limit and he exceeded it. Unless you are a wealthy, it will happen at any bank. You can even trigger a fraud notice if you spent too much money online using a vpn.
 
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Sammich said:
You know, when you try to use DSP as a measuring stick and you come up 5'1, maybe it would be better to just slink away instead of hacking together some wigger level twitter video trying to prove you aren't 5'1..

Ethan Oliver Ralph will never measure up.
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He can't reach the tip of a school ruler.

Sam Losco said:
It's probably triggering some automated money laundering alert.
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Previous transactions:
gunt-828759_walmart_93, makers mark x85 $1844
gunt-83j33_gumball, rings x93 $212
gunt-4894_pharmacyshack, Pfizer Xanax x87839 $19,894
gunt-1488_dellAlienware, nigger rig max spec $3219
Vegas-Armani_giorgio, faggot diaper bag $899
sus
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan just lost so hard in the casino that his bank locked his account.

Literally felted.

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Tweet / https://archive.md/fwYct
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Takes less than five minutes to call the bank and unlock the card via their automated service, if he wasn't so low IQ he would have turned on text alerts.

He's such a reactionary nigger that I actually feel embarrassed for him.

As an aside, being roughly the same age as him, his repeated self sabotage and complete ineptitude has done wonders for my self-esteem. He's a poster child for abject failure.
 
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3MMA said:
He does, doesn’t he. Gunt invites everyone in, releasing what amounts to private moments, to most people. Exhibit A is the sex tape revenge porn thing. Then complains about people “judging his private life,” & these people who aren’t really saying anything too bad, like that twitter paypig he just cawled out, for next to nothing. (Not just cawled out, but twitter called out, super gay.) As per usual, the Gunt’s off rolling around in shit of his own making, just like a pig.

Side Note: I listened to a clip of that call Gunt made to mundane matt, & that wasn’t the win Gunt thinks. Every time Matt went to respond, Gunt yelled over him, as if he was afraid Matt might say something he wouldn’t like. It was a stupid call, absolutely try hard. I think the clip came up recently in another thread on a dumb guy w/ a show, that really amounts to dead air. Most of these guys don’t have an original thought between them, whether they hate or like each other. Most people listen for the laughs, or the spectacle they make of themselves. Maybe nostalgia for some few.

On some level, Gunt knows that,(in his case it’s likely subconsciously) or part of that, & still here he is, pretending his streams aren’t simply him, making a spectacle & ass of himself. & how dare his pay pigs talk about it, or sympathize w/ a Vicker once they’ve read the crap that the Gunt, himself, has made public. Idiot, & confirmed hypocrite.
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Matt felts him when he points out his dad is alive and Ralph's isn't. Given he was caught unawares, Matt did quite well I thought, like Ralph had time to prep and it still didn't go all his way.

May favourite part is that Ralph brings up that Ronnie had a DNA test to prove paternity, Ronnie obviously wanted to nothing to do with him - but hey, at least he got proof he's the dad unlike Ralph! Even his own failure of a father is better than he is!
 
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