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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar thumb-shaped shit-colored thing to suck on.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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"I'm owning the meme, yah Aylawgs!
so Ralph will run with the JCeaser187 meme, but won't run with the Gunt meme. At least three times his gunt was displayed from the Knoxville event, to the sex tape, and to the Reilly gunt brawl.
Also Gator claimed with no sources that Ralph has made thousands of dollars from the Gunt meme.
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100% that his birthday is 9/20/1985. I don't know why there's so much confusion with his age, I've seen a lot of people be unsure, but to clear it up....
23 in 2008, arrest date Oct 22 2008 (after his 9/20 birthday)..
Gator is certainly not older than Ralph.
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Okay, I think we got our words twisted. I was talking about Gator, not Ethan. I think we confused what we were talking about because I thought the subject was Gator. Yeah, we're very concise on Ethan's birthdate. Maybe I read it wrong so my apologies.
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Maybe domestic abuse charities won't need donations if fat sacks of trash like you were incinerated, gunt.
Making fun of 9/11, very based, Christian, and trad.
Making fun of 9/11, very based, Christian, and trad.
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Deathfats and gunts melt steel beams, c'mon man!
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When Ethan LARPs as "Caesar" it's fucking cringey. Ethan should compare himself to Nero, not Julius Caesar. Nero died in infamy because he was incompetent in every possible way. He ruined Rome, he allowed it to burn down. Nero hid from the outside world and let others call the shots his whole life, he actually lost his inheritance despite being an emperor, he was a closet homo that fucked dudes, and in the end he committed suicide after being condemned to death by all Romans. Also he was a neckbeard.
What is this level of cope? Living the gimmick? How? Ethan is a useless fat faggot. There's nothing special to say about him, there are already 20 million other fat wiggers just like him, only he happens to run a dying podcast that nets him minimum wage.
If, somehow, Ethan and Caesar ever met, he would inevitably end up drunkenly screaming and fighting at the emperor, and maybe get himself killed. The actual Julius Caesar conquered nations. He shaped history and left his mark on the course of humanity forever. Ethan will only be remembered as a loser that ruined his life over a single corn joke.
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A part of me thinks it's half Nero/half Caligula.
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He wouldn’t be Nero level even, Gunt would be a pig farmer, maybe, if he was lucky. A pig farmer who bred pigs to maturity for the ghoulish feasts the emperor would throw, important men binging & purging. Maybe Gunt would be a servant, cleaning the puke up for Caesar, or Nero, if he was in the palace at all. Probably an indentured servant, growing crops or raising pigs. Too short & unfit to be a gladiator tier slave.
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JustStopDude
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I must history sperg a bit. A lot of the horror stories about the corruption and crimes of former Roman emperors were generated by the supporters of later emperors. It was pretty common for the new ruler to pay writers and historians to shit on the previous rulers as a way of legitimizing their own power, especially if they were not elected by the senate. For example, the story of Nero playing an instrument while Rome burned is utter bullshit and he spent most of his personal wealth after the great Roman fire rebuilding the city.
The idea that Ethan could even pay to rebuild his own crackshack if it burned down, let alone the city of Rome is laughable.
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Ethan Oliver Ralph
Ethan Oliver Ralph
Ethan Oliver Ralph
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Gunt blocked me on Twitter.
Not very different from MundaneMatt. What a fat faggot. All I did was clarify to his simps that Faith was sperging about him lol
Not very different from MundaneMatt. What a fat faggot. All I did was clarify to his simps that Faith was sperging about him lol
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Is he referring to the Gator dox?
I think Gator being doxxed would have been the least of the problems that beset Ralph.
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he’s desperate for a win after the court docs and @MWV served him again but this time with a convenient distraction and way to make ralph’s HAYDURS look incompetent.
really wish the faildox shit was avoided completely at this point cause ralph wouldn’t have anything else to cope about but the documents.
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I TRIED TO WARNS 'EM WE'S SAW 'EM BEFORE.
I genuinely don't know why anyone cares, I come on this forum to laugh at retards so taking an L over something so inconsequential is irrelevant - let Ralph has his day in the sun, he spergs out more when his ego is puffed up.
Hope Jared never Googles his name though, he probably doesn't deserve the sort of shit that got flung his way.
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Was that before or after she hit you with the Restraining Order?
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "She passed away in a terrible chicken salad …
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sounds like a threat ralph very poor choice of wording there
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The only thing as rent-free in Ethan's head as this site is that chicken salad sandwich. He repeatedly flexed it to own us last year and now he's spent weeks shitting on it over and over to, once again, own us (and Faith).
Unfortunately for him, the terms of Vickers' restraining order prevent him from mentioning the protected persons even "indirectly" (pg. 70), so if Faith wins her hearing on the 29th then he won't be allowed to mention that sandwich anymore either.