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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I hate to interrupt the arrival of a genuine looney with mention of a few other boring troons, but since that "Dinner at Willies" photo included a couple of unknowns, I'd just like to record how Phil and Paul keep new arrivals, and how the refugee camp is slowly growing. Good to see all those pallets being put to good use as a platform for the tent. Are they here long term?
When your property is losing folliage but that's ok, you can pack more squaters on it.
 
@Nothing To See Here Very nice work, but why isnt it its own new thread?
I was previously thinking that she didn't need a thread, but at this point that thread would probably be funny enough of in and of itself and would make this thread less flooded Kindness content.
Thirding. That'd make a fine OP for her own thread, and she is definitely interesting enough in a "car crash on a runaway train during a firebombing" sort of way to rate her own thread,
Happy to make a thread, but historically there's been a lot of debate over whether tranch orbiters get their own thread or not. Mode_view's is sort of dead, we voted against Wedge getting one, Rioley is still in Kevin's thread despite not being associated with Kevin or the tranch any more... Seems like people want one though, so I'll sort out something in the proving grounds in the next few days. Needs a bit of a rework for the virgin non-tranch-appreciators of the site, to provide context. Also, I'm not saying we need a tranch subforum at this point, but we need a tranch subforum.

I doubt @Nothing To See Here (fuck me how do I actually tag users) hacked the mainframe to get all that information on Kindness. She put it out there herself and it was simply put together in an easy to read format.
Can confirm, everything came from google and then unprotected facebook accounts. No hacking involved; none of my doxes have ever involved hacking. The single biggest risk to your dox-ability (other than a) your own social media, and your own stupidity about the stuff you post on there, and b) sites like Whitepages, which honestly should probably be illegal given how much personal information they aggregate) is parents/grandparents who like rambling online and posting photos and have no idea how to lock their accounts down. Like, seriously, take some time this weekend to help dad/grandma/whoever fix their facebook settings. Not kidding. Beyond those three things, most of doxing is reliant on sheer weapons-grade autism, which there is no protection against, but you can make it very very hard.

My question is whether we have evidence about Amelia's disabilities beyond Alyssa's say-so. Alyssa might be diagnosing both of them, when Amelia just has like one issue that she had to go to the hospital for a few times. Whatever it is, clearly the attention Amelia (and brother) got ate Alyssa alive.

She definitely deserves her own thread, especially if she cuts ties with the Tranch eventually. She has it all.
The "coloured glasses and fat and seemingly living at mom's, after being a rugby-playing maths grad", all verified independently of Alyssa, are support for the idea. Otherwise... Amelia's FB is pretty blank, and I've not gone hunting for any other social media of hers to see if she's got a sickstagram or whatever. Alyssa does specifically say Amelia is diagnosed with those, and is on disability, and mentions her using a wheelchair. Might be Amelia isn't a munchie, and is genuinely sick, but when those three (EDS, fibro/POTS, and GP) show up in the absence of any illness with a fixed verifiable test, it's usually the case, and I don't see what motivation Alyssa would have to lie about Amelia being diagnosed with those (as opposed to something more exciting, like cancer; or something more boring, that she can shit on as "not as bad as poor witch fae prince me")

Do you all work, though, Bonnie? Really? Let's check in on what Kevin is doing right now during prime working hours. Oh, look: he's tweeting stupid shit.
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"If you make 100k a year and don't have any assets, you have the same 3 months [to bankruptcy] as everyone else" is a genuinely insane take, but also reveals a lot about the Tranchers' approach to banking. $100k after tax in CO, if you're single, is about $73k. Many people live comfortably on $30k; let's be generous and say your high-powered $100k job requires you to keep up appearances via going out for drinks with coworkers and buying fancy clothes or whatever, and say you need $40k a year if you're being sensible as someone with no assets and savings and living relatively "modestly" for that salary. That gives you a $33k deposit after a year in that job, and then boom, between that and your huge salary, you've got a house/apartment/whatever (unless you're like Bay Area SF or something, in which case, that's on you for working Bay Area SF lmao).

Let's say you're a bit more of a party animal, and you're spending $50k a year. That's still $23k in savings (which, depending on where you are and what you're looking for, might be enough for a deposit on a place of your own). Let's say you get fired after a year; you've still got $23 fucking k in savings! That's like... if you're not a complete retard about it, and don't live somewhere stupid expensive, that's at least six months to a year before your savings run out. There is no world where someone on $100k a year has only 3 months post-job-loss to bankruptcy, unless that person is a complete and utter financial retard. Likewise, if you're on $100k a year and have been for more than, let's be generous and say 3 years, and don't have assets: you're a retard.

All this to say, Kevin has never heard of the concept of a savings account, or of deliberately living below your means in order to build capital.
 
I hate to interrupt the arrival of a genuine looney with mention of a few other boring troons, but since that "Dinner at Willies" photo included a couple of unknowns, I'd just like to record how Phil and Paul keep new arrivals, and how the refugee camp is slowly growing. Good to see all those pallets being put to good use as a platform for the tent. Are they here long term?

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Are those dildos on the "porch"?

Looks like it has a stove hole. Free carbon monoxide poisoning with every purchase!

Rabbitbrush/chrysothamnus confirmed for plants.

Edit to add: Happy page 500!
 
I feel like the others wouldn't be interesting if they weren't part of the Tranch's/Kevin's orbit, but I'm surprised Kindness hasn't already got a thread. There's plenty of spinoff threads from the Tranny Sideshows thread that aren't nearly as interesting. So that's my logic! Again, great job to everyone who tracked down the info.

Also Kevin is behind on this, pretty sure $100K got resorted into middle class after AOC's Met Gala stunt.
 
Are those dildos on the "porch"?
Looks like antlers & a Buddha incense statue? And a pile of local leaverite, no doubt arranged in some sort of power-woo configuration.
Looks like it has a stove hole. Free carbon monoxide poisoning with every purchase!
To be fair, that's not a bad design for a long-term campsite, using the pallets to keep it off the ground.

But considering their history of half-assedness, I highly doubt it's anchored by anything more than weight & tent-stakes. It gets pretty windy up there; I've seen (hilarious now, not so much then) larger & better anchored tents get relocated during the windstorms common to the front range.
 
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I hate to interrupt the arrival of a genuine looney with mention of a few other boring troons, but since that "Dinner at Willies" photo included a couple of unknowns, I'd just like to record how Phil and Paul keep new arrivals, and how the refugee camp is slowly growing. Good to see all those pallets being put to good use as a platform for the tent. Are they here long term?

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Oh god, they're only about half a step away from Mongol yurt wagons.
 
So I know some people have mentioned schizo but in my opinion, she's showing a lot of signs of bipolar with psychosis.

Right now she's manic. Quits her job, finds a new bf/gf/thing and is just flying on cloud 9.

She's so elated and having dilusions of grandeur, that shes creating some bargain bin version of the Truman show for herself. That's why she's posting every 7 minutes, to document to her "watchers" her every move as if she's on a TV show.

Hell, she even publicly admitted that she's leaving her pets alone for 2-5 days. Shes supposed to be running a RESCUE and she's shouting about her neglect into the open void.

However soon she's going to crash and realize that literally no one gives a fuck about her. Something will trigger a gigantic spiral in which she becomes aware that posting all that shit about her boss and quitting is a terrible move. Her bills will start to stack up, the ranch won't take her full time and she'll begin to reflect on her decisions to post her gross asshole online.

When this happens, she's either gonna shoot herself or the ranch. Or, more likely, she will move in with mommy and daddy and have to start fresh. Hopefully on new medication.


What gets me is that her behavior is so clearly not ok. She posts every 7 minutes, at 200 posts a day, and all of them are incoherent "look at meeeee's".

I know the ranchers aren't the mentally healthiest themselves but they dont seem to have this level of psychosis. They must see that something fucked with this girl.

Since they read here, I want to ask them. What's the game, Kevin? Are you guys just too scared to cut ties with her? Maybe realized a bit too late that she's probably going to slit your throat as you sleep?
 
What's the game, Kevin?

I really, really think that Kindness is their next grifting target. She's already been told she can't live there fulltime (yet), clearly has plenty of disposable income, wants to start her own loony bin retreat, AND lives close enough to not have to worry about importing someone cross-country.

They're fully taking advantage of her mental fuckery. They already know she's lying about most of it, given they met her when she was on a wheelchair at the furry con but can now magically walk all the time. They know EXACTLY how much drugs, sex, and pretending fantasy is reality works to control her. If anything, it's THEM affection dumping on her- forget all this shit about Bonnie needing to 'run'. He's getting pussy, money, clothes washed and other free labor, which is how these cult-communes work to the benefit of few at the cost of many.

She doesn't have anyone to care about her, to tell her to not sink her life funds into these. No family, no friends, and now no "normie" job holding her "back". It's perfect for them to leech her of everything she's worth while giving her sex and drugs to keep her complacent.
 
in my opinion, she's showing a lot of signs of bipolar with psychosis.
I see where you're coming from, but I want to wait and see if she ever hits a low. Looking at her twitter history, it was maybe one month (February) long, and even then she could have been away for other reasons. She seems like a long, long assault of crazy who's burning herself out fast and there's no brakes, maybe a few bouts of depression but otherwise high intensity. She could be the type of bipolar who's low is normal people's regular, her normal state being manic, and her high extremely manic as well.
You could be right on the money though. Guess we'll know within the next few months.
They know EXACTLY how much drugs, sex, and pretending fantasy is reality works to control her.
I only disagree with this because everything they do is a half assed failure, from their land to their apperance to the "business charity". I'm on board with them manipulating her 100% (mostly Bonnie and partially friendzoned Kevin) but I am certain they took on a project too big. As if they took too many aplacas in at once, but it's a person with headmates. Bonnie THINKS he does, but doesn't in reality.

I'm wondering how they'd use her on the grift end: do they send her out to shake her titties or do they post pictures of her rescued or something? No matter what she'll be Snow White in the house of dickless dwarfs.
 
Holy fuck she literally posted a close up video of her peeing at the side of the road.

I'm not posting it because I only made it through two seconds myself before noping the fuck out
Pretty please? Just because I haven't hit my insane person doing retarded things quota yet today.
 
Kindness is headed back to the tranch.

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Kindness is pissing in the river.
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What disposable income does Kindness have, now that she's quit her job, which was not very remunerative to begin with?

Apparently, none.
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Before she left, "The Druids" cast a protection spell on her house.

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Kindness is having "visions" of a "tragedy" that will apparently be happening "exactly where [she] needs to be" - the tranch, I guess?
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