DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Well... It's Reddit.

I post there sometimes but it gets the sloppy seconds of whatever news shows up on KF first, so kinda pointless if you're already on the farms.

Btw I noticed that the twitter chick is now in the BK thread on the DSP Subreddit and talking to people, which is pretty fucking gay. You allowed us to have a laugh at DSP, you should get back to Twitter while you're still ahead, lady.

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"antiracist socialist feminist" Reddit is gonna LOVE her

 

[BepsiLight]

Well... It's Reddit.

I post there sometimes but it gets the sloppy seconds of whatever news shows up on KF first, so kinda pointless if you're already on the farms.

Btw I noticed that the twitter chick is now in the BK thread on the DSP Subreddit and talking to people, which is pretty fucking gay. You allowed us to have a laugh at DSP, you should get back to Twitter while you're still ahead, lady.

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Associating your real name while pozloading my negholep is one of the dumbest things anyone could ever do.
But what can you expect from one of those looney twitter commie cunts.

 

[SkimP]

Reddit is a soyboy paradise where no actual good content is allowed and it has always been this way. It's basically a hivemind where people battle for "epic Reddit karma" by comparing anything and everything to evil Cheeto Hitler. Making fun of Reddit users is infinitely more fun than actually browsing the site. Also if you're a "shithead dumbfuck kid" who likes conspiracy theories you can follow the money and see it was bankrolled by the Saudis and Chinese. Not saying that is related at all but it makes sense when you look at how strict they are with moderation.

considering like 3 or 4 wingsofredemption subreddits got taken down I think it's understandable why they would be "strict with moderation", they're not even really that strict, the last time a moderator said anything on the DSP sub was because people kept talking about oic and he got shit on

 

[tzgnilki]

Well... It's Reddit.

I post there sometimes but it gets the sloppy seconds of whatever news shows up on KF first, so kinda pointless if you're already on the farms.

Btw I noticed that the twitter chick is now in the BK thread on the DSP Subreddit and talking to people, which is pretty fucking gay. You allowed us to have a laugh at DSP, you should get back to Twitter while you're still ahead, lady.

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someone nigel her

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Well... It's Reddit.

I post there sometimes but it gets the sloppy seconds of whatever news shows up on KF first, so kinda pointless if you're already on the farms.

Btw I noticed that the twitter chick is now in the BK thread on the DSP Subreddit and talking to people, which is pretty fucking gay. You allowed us to have a laugh at DSP, you should get back to Twitter while you're still ahead, lady.

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lol that problem glasses slag is a celebrity to those reddit fags now

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

The vortex has her now.

 

[snort inquisition]

lol that problem glasses slag is a celebrity to those reddit fags now

i mean i'd probably fuck her as long as she didn't talk to me after or during and very little before

 

[My Knee is Growing]

Just searched up Dave's profile to check out the drama, and holy fuck look at what greets me. This man has the audacity to QUOTE HIMSELF in his twitter profile banner. And to top it all off, the quote doesn't even make and sense. We are reaching levels of delusion and narcissism I didn't even think were possible.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The vortex has her now.

She'll be tipping any day now.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

That Burger King Sneak King game isn’t that bad honestly for what it is. Any variety gamer who cares about his viewing audience would play it but not Phil. Phil would rather devour food on stream and then have a massive bout of diarrhea instead.

I thoroughly enjoyed all 3 of the BK titles, although with Sneak King, I haven't been that genuinely creeped out & prone to sudden startling playing any game in the dark since the first Resident Evil.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Just searched up Dave's profile to check out the drama, and holy fuck look at what greets me. This man has the audacity to QUOTE HIMSELF in his twitter profile banner. And to top it all off, the quote doesn't even make and sense. We are reaching levels of delusion and narcissism I didn't even think were possible.

He should put a photo of that sloppy BK burger in his header, might help him gain some more traction for dat viral tweet coming up soon.

 

[Space Cooter]

Not that anyone cares but the dsp reddit is how I originally found KF years ago. I can remember the exact quote too, because the person who wrote it was such an obvious humorless downer it might have been Phil himself

Went there expecting fun content but it was mostly people being extemely angry and offended by dsp and general reddit faggotry.

In the one thread that seemed actually funny someone posted "that's really not appropriate here. That's something that belongs more on kiwi farms". And now, years later, I'm enjoying reading a thread about a chink with the mental age of 10 tweeting at vomit porn actresses.

 

[DZoomer]

Random thought I had.

What do you guys think Phil would prefer?

1. His income doubles, but he gets 0 tips, only superchats.
2. His income stays the same.

I'm pretty sure that Phil is enough of a retard that he'd prefer getting tips right now even if it means that he'd get less money in the end.

I mean, it's the same guy who spent years making minimum payments on 13 credit cards right.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What do you guys think Phil would prefer?

1. His income doubles, but he gets 0 tips, only superchats.
2. His income stays the same.

3. He gets all the money he'd ever make in his life right now, and then nothing ever again.

It's WWE Champions time!!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Random thought I had.

What do you guys think Phil would prefer?

1. His income doubles, but he gets 0 tips, only superchats.
2. His income stays the same.

I'm pretty sure that Phil is enough of a retard that he'd prefer getting tips right now even if it means that he'd get less money in the end.

I mean, it's the same guy who spent a years making minimum payments on 13 credit cards right.

I'd probably pick the 2nd option because he really cannot plan for the future and uses all the money he has ASAP. People have said before that he transfers his money out of Paypal daily and eats the 1% (or however much it is) fee every time and I totally believe it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Random thought I had.

What do you guys think Phil would prefer?

1. His income doubles, but he gets 0 tips, only superchats.
2. His income stays the same.

I'm pretty sure that Phil is enough of a retard that he'd prefer getting tips right now even if it means that he'd get less money in the end.

I mean, it's the same guy who spent a years making minimum payments on 13 credit cards right.

1. I think the main reason Phil prefers tips is because they give him a higher percentage of the whale's money (or did at least... Phil nipped that in the butt with the $1.49 minimum tip). He begs for subscribers which are money further in the future, because that's easy money from idiots (such as Philip Burnell) that auto-subscribe to everything.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Random thought I had.

What do you guys think Phil would prefer?

1. His income doubles, but he gets 0 tips, only superchats.
2. His income stays the same.

That's not realistic. If you were a machoooooor adult you'd know that.

 

[Full Race Replay]

How long is he going to bitch about his Burger King order? I thought this would just be an episode in DSP long history whining about mundane bs because his life is empty. But he seems determined to make this a season long bitchfest.

in 2030 phil will be remembered as the guy who masturbated on stream and who got too much mayo on his chicken sandwich.

also, lol @ the alphabet soup lady who has a reddit account of her real name and is cashing in on her 15 seconds of fame. Peak redditor.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

• $1,761 in tips (setting Paytreon aside, only $8 better than last week)
• Tips goal hit 4/14 times
• Noticeably more tips on the night stream. Despite this, he isn't getting more money.
• Not much else to say. Looking at it again, this week was kinda boring, numbers wise.

Source: PieceOfPeace

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The one thing that makes me suspect Phil might only be 99% a flaming homo is that mysterious effect Twitter women have on him. Any time someone remotely female talks to him it pierces right through his mile-thick paranoia armor.

I don't think Phil is a homo, but I think his excitement just comes from him being a manchild who hasn't matured past high school, so he thinks he's coming off as a super cool dude by talking to a girl. It's the same way he brags about having a gf/wife, as if it's some grand and rare accomplishment that only him and the select elite manage to accomplish.

I hate to be an armchair therapist, but I also think Phil has some pretty weird issues regarding women, most likely as a result of him being best friends with his mother. I don't think it's a stretch to extend that to any female. He feels safer with them, maybe because he doesn't view them as a threat?