DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Flavius Anthemius]

Why do I have the feeling that Kat hated the fact that Phil took her to BK for her birthday and ended up crying because she felt miserable? When Phil asked her what was wrong, she probably used the food as an excuse because she didn't want to spend the rest of her birthday listening to all the reasons why the detractors prevent him from taking her anywhere nice or buying her a nice present. Phil took it at face value and here we are.

Not the first time his paranoia has gotten the better off him, when he literally thinks that at any moment some crazy nut case detractor is going to do a drive by shooting or attempt to murder him in his sleep (he even accused Evilaj of potentially doing this way back when he started making the TIHYDPs) and he has start swinging his lethal axe to defend his "family".

It's probably one of the biggest contributing factors as to why he would get so many door dash meals all the time instead of just picking food up from places literally 4 streets away (aside from ultimate laziness), he would be deeply afraid of being spotted in the wild by someone who knows his online persona and would immediately book it.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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The apology fetish is in overdrive

it's funny because he's making it sound like he's complimenting BK's customer service

 

[SkimP]

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Suprcrzy living rent free

all 356288 people in the US named karl/carl are mentally ill nudniks, they just don't know it yet

 

[Iron Hamster]

also, lol @ the alphabet soup lady who has a reddit account of her real name and is cashing in on her 15 seconds of fame. Peak redditor.

I'm all for it if it's at the expense of Doesn'tSendPositivity.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP has talked about going on KF so he reads our posts for sure. I bet there are plenty of examples on pigpiggo. https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxBriFAdIwLKz4veGB4AaABCQ Here is the post from Suprcrzy it was a community post on YT so OIC or some fan sent it to him unless he has an alt for checking detractor channels.

You can also tell when the last Read the Farms session was because if he sees a word he likes that he doesn't use, he immediately starts using it, like when Nigel used the word "reprobate" and Phil immediately started using it on Twitter and the prestream the next day. You can also tell which detractor video he watched that way too, for example Phil really ramped up his usage of the word "cult" and referring to da tractorz as a cult after LSB dropped the cult video (part 2 when? Stop jacking off to pregnancy hentai and get to work)

 

[der rademacher]

By the time DSP dies on livestream at the age of 53 from his gout and diabetes combining into a super disease, how many things do you think he will be paranoid of?

All of 'em.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Why do I have the feeling that Kat hated the fact that Phil took her to BK for her birthday and ended up crying because she felt miserable? When Phil asked her what was wrong, she probably used the food as an excuse because she didn't want to spend the rest of her birthday listening to all the reasons why the detractors prevent him from taking her anywhere nice or buying her a nice present. Phil took it at face value and here we are.

Because once again, Phil did everything right, he did nothing wrong, and for SOME REASON his wife hates him.


How could the detractors do this?!

 

[Iron Hamster]

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The apology fetish is in overdrive

Lie better Phail. That's the lamest of attempted power moves.

Oh so he didn't email help@doordash.com with a long karen email about how he is a big deal and needs an apology along with free shit?

Didn't make a video about it immediately either.

Ah, still paying that extra doordash fee instead of just calling and fucking ordering on the phone.

Why is he ordering out at all if he's so poor?

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Complaining about two orders in the span of like 10 days? There is no way this dude has not ingested copies amounts of fast food worker armpit sweat and ass grease.

 

[der rademacher]

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God this nigger is so fuckin' stupid. He posts a pic of a teflon pan, implying that basicly everything bounces (or slides) off of him (really Phil? why are the guest rooms in your head constantly occupied then?) but making a connection of this to his user name is one of his typical phails as there simply is none. Not even to "the immortal". At least not without a gallon of gin in your system and all synapses running amok.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Complaining about two orders in the span of like 10 days? There is no way this dude has not ingested copies amounts of fast food worker armpit sweat and ass grease.

With how Karenlike he is I wouldn't be surprised if he has to eat food which has been "enhanced" with the cook's spit almost daily. Despite being an asexual weirdo Phil probably has had a wider variety of other people's saliva in his mouth than the average nymphomaniac.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why do I have the feeling that Kat hated the fact that Phil took her to BK for her birthday and ended up crying because she felt miserable? When Phil asked her what was wrong, she probably used the food as an excuse because she didn't want to spend the rest of her birthday listening to all the reasons why the detractors prevent him from taking her anywhere nice or buying her a nice present. Phil took it at face value and here we are.

Still being overlooked in all this is king sandy vagina mature adult crying he allegedly couldn't feed his alleged adult wife.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I think at this point I’m all I’m for the Twitter wars. Every freshly half baked attempt to come up with some viral quote is just a chefs kiss of failure. This piggy actually thinks he’s profound and deep. I love it, mainly because it just keeps getting met with “hey remember you’re an asshole “ reply’s lol

please please please never get rid of your Twitter Phil.
“Just another Tuesday” lol you for real? Totally miss used the quote and made him look even more buffoonish.

Also, I would love to see his receipts from all these delivery services tips for the drivers and all. I highly doubt he’s giving any sort of decent tip. I even wager the places loath his orders for sheer whiny bitching that will follow with the slightest inconvenience

 

[LolCowCentral]

Still being overlooked in all this is king sandy vagina mature adult crying he allegedly couldn't feed his alleged adult wife.

he had since redacted that statement to say that HE was then hungry all day.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

My best guess is that he's calling himself teflon? And "remember his name" because right now his handle is "The Immortal"? But, in my opinion, teflon isn't the greatest representation for immortality.

The only "evidence" I can offer is that it's literally front and center if you enter "Teflon" in the GIF search when composing a tweet.

I also tried searching for a bunch of other stuff that could have been running through his gin brain but only "teflon", specifically, would come up with this particular.

I mean I even went really specific and searched for "egg" "fried eggs" "frying pan" and it didn't produce this particular GIF. (unless you scrolled down a bit).

After spending way more time on this than I should have, I'm almost certain he was going for teflon. Either way, it's retarded and, I can't stress this enough, he needs to stop using Twitter so God damn much.

 

[TheTractor]

The writers of this season are paying homage to the schindler's list I see.

''Moron wearing a nazi hat going crazy with the Karls in the concentration camp, rights are banned left and right; rebellion is in the air. Can snowkarl rise up and defend the right of the chosen people? Find out with us today at DSPGaming!''

Edit: Teflon emits toxic gases when heated a bit too much, I guess it goes hand to hand with the pigroach.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

My best guess is that he's calling himself teflon? And "remember his name" because right now his handle is "The Immortal"? But, in my opinion, teflon isn't the greatest representation for immortality.

The only "evidence" I can offer is that it's literally front and center if you enter "Teflon" in the GIF search when composing a tweet.

I also tried searching for a bunch of other stuff that could have been running through his gin brain but only "teflon", specifically, would come up with this particular.

I mean I even went really specific and searched for "egg" "fried eggs" "frying pan" and it didn't produce this particular GIF. (unless you scrolled down a bit).

After spending way more time on this than I should have, I'm almost certain he was going for teflon. Either way, it's retarded and, I can't stress this enough, he needs to stop using Twitter so God damn much.
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Despite being only 13% of the population, blacks make up over 53% of Twitter gifs

 

[50 bit bitch]

Phil was gin tweeting it up yesterday, here's some tweets I've seen that haven't been posted yet.
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There, now he got the entire story correct

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The writers of this season are paying homage to the schindler's list I see.

''Moron wearing a nazi hat going crazy with the Karls in the concentration camp, rights are banned left and right; rebellion is in the air. Can snowkarl rise up and defend the right of the chosen people? Find out with us today at DSPGaming!''

Edit: Teflon emits toxic gases when heated a bit too much, I guess it goes hand to hand with the pigroach.

First the Pigroachen Fuhrer came for the Karls and I didn’t speak up because my name wasn’t Karl…

 

[Iron Hamster]

My best guess is that he's calling himself teflon?

Incorrect. He is the egg. DEBUNKED! Someone needs to shop this in place of the egg.