perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Hamilton Burger]

coin en·vy
/ˈkoin ˈenvē/
noun
PSYCHOANALYSIS

1. supposed envy of the KFer's possession of a coin, postulated by Freud to account for some aspects of this thread's behavior (notably the CWC complex) but controversial among modern theorists.

 

[Glass House]

Just got mine! I compared it to my other silver, the quality really does look the same, it has a very similar strike to the silver quarter proof. It actually looks higher quality than the Silver Eagles.

I also included a coin that was taken out of it's case, if you guys want to handle them then it will quickly tarnish from the air and oils on your hand.

Hard to take a picture of it because it's basically a mirror

 

[Dickens Cider]

I was talking to a Santeria witch yesterday and she warned against clicking them together as it will open a wormhole into Chris’s head- like being John malcovich only animated. Just another public safety message for my fellow Kiwis.

 

[Marvin]

I ordered four, got my order receipt March 31. No shipping number yet. Will also donate any excess or unfulfilled order to the site.

 

[DerKryptid]

Make a george floyd coin next

 

[Mr. 0]

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Make a george floyd coin next

That will kill half the forum with fentanyl and innocent cops will be blamed (and then the blacks will riot again)

 

[WD-40]

My Kiwi Coin has arrived!

 

[HarveySperg41]

I am happy to report that I ordered 1 coin and received one coin. Thanks Null.

 

[UtInEqUA]

tracking says my coin will be here soon, cant wait to have an imprint of a tranny mom fucker to pass down to my kids

 

[Gone Ham]

Coin came in, now how the fuck do I get it out of that cheap plastic so I can keep it in my wallet?

 

[Watching]

The mirror finish on it is insane, I can't take a picture without a reflection.

Ordered 1, received 1. I will clink it for good luck for everyone else.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Ordered 1, received 1. I will clink it for good luck for everyone else.

Just don't let it near any older woman coins they may clink without your permission.

 

[Savage Randy]

The 3PL started sending out tracking numbers but I'm deeply concerned. I emailed the 3PL weeks ago that there were issues with the order syncing. I saw a lot of orders not get updated after refunds and I've now confirmed that people who double/triple/quadruple ordered and had to cancel the extras are getting multiple tracking orders. On my back end, it does look like the 3PL's system did not ever change the status of these orders.

I'm extremely frustrated and I'm hoping they have an answer. It looks like they've already put them in the mail despite me explicitly asking them to cancel outbound orders until they could delete all pending orders and re-import them fresh from a list I generated for them. I told them this multiple times but it doesn't look like they did anything.

I'll need to actually figure out how much waste they've created. If you're receiving duplicate coins or coins for something you asked for a refund for after the recent drama, I don't know what to tell you at the moment. I'm also not sure how this holds up for the last orders which there will not be inventory for. I'm hoping they can do something to make this right but I'm also considering what my legal options are.

Edit: I've finally put in touch with someone who can do more than forward me template emails and they're looking into it. They're going to give me free return labels but it'll be up to the honor system to get people to return them. I'm not sure what to expect with people who have moved altogether. Stay tuned. Everyone is going to get their shit if it kills me.


Please DO NOT email me asking for the status of your order.
If your order has shipped, you will get an email.
Only about 25% of coins are produced and in the warehouse.
25% of the coins are in transit to the warehouse. 50% of the coins are not even made yet.
Shipments are being made in an arbitrary order. This was not my decision.

Please do not email me asking for a status on your order on suspicion it has been missed until after they have all gone out. There are not enough coins made yet to fulfill all of them. Many are still weeks out.

Thanks Jersh, mine arrived today. I'm taking it to the local merchant to have it appraised.

 

[Serin Spaghetti]

Just arrived in the mailbox. Sheesh, this thing is a beauty! This is a nice memento to keep and tell stories about. Looking at it now, I probably shoulda bought more ;~;

 

[Exuvia]

It's so shiny I'm afraid to take it out and clink it for fear of tarnishing it

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Has anyone who changed their address had any luck, or are those ones totally screwed? Also has anyone received one without receiving a shipping email?

 

[Sarvon]

Mine just came in today. I know the distribution was a fucking nightmare @Null but the round looks amazing.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Motherfucking Jew Shekel acquired.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Has anyone who changed their address had any luck, or are those ones totally screwed? Also has anyone received one without receiving a shipping email?

Yea I was wondering that myself- if anyone’s gotten theirs without confirmation. Of course I’ll know when mine comes cause the mailbox will have an ethereal light surrounding it and it will be overcast only over the mailbox but hey that much autism in one place is bound to have side effects. Bonus- if you melt this down and make silver bullets you’ll do +4 dmg to redditors and Twitterati in the brave (and stunning) new world.

 

[Null]

basically a mirror

Fun fact (and I probably said this before, but): The reason why Vampires don't have reflections is that old mirrors used silver for their reflective surface and Silver is generally considered holy. It's not that they don't have reflections, it's just that silver doesn't reflect them.