
dsp only has $148.90 in his bank account currently and he's been late on his last two mortgage payments, paying a $64 late fee each. no wonder he's begging
Added by @actually on 9-29-21:
Ok I've been through the spending data earlier in the thread and the table format is interesting for detail but for visual people who want to see where phils money is going I've made a pie chart.
I've genuinely tried to be as "fair" as possible but with the lack of details on most of the paypal payments I've lumped them all in as WWE champions. I think that's a pretty safe bet as most of the amounts are the exact same as apple payments which are almost certainly mobile game spending.
I've tried to label his business expenses and anything I'm unsure of I've labelled unknown. I've done my best trying to label stuff but as a Britbong I'm not 100% certain on what some of these companies are. His AT&T bill could be a mobile phone or an internet line for example... But I think I've made a safe and fair bet in most cases. Feel free to check the CSV file for the data I've labelled. In the grand scheme of things if I've mislabelled $100 here and there it's not going to change much.
Some of the insurance payments he makes could be car insurance or home insurance, I've just put those down as household expenses. His car payments also includes stuff like maintenance where it was obvious.
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It's easy to look at this and say "well he only spent 3% of his income on alcohol"... But that's $1062 in 3 months.
The cult members are going to say "well he only spends 6% on eating out..." but that's $1000 per month. That's fucking unbelievable.
His biggest expense is gotcha gaming, that's $8225.62. Thing of the honey moon kat could have had with that.
Totals:
Alcohol 1062.4 Banking Fees 65 Business Expenses 407.7 Car Payments 1550.81 Condo Dues 812 Eating Out 2358.23 Entertainment 5.49 Groceries 3930.88 Grooming 102.51 Healthcare 1167.2 Household Expenses 1237.42 Internet Bills 1474.87 Jasper 782.76 Mortgage 7397.51 Phone Bills 553.4 Taxes 4799.64 Unknown 1711.41 Utility Bills 1267.79 WWE Champions 8225.62
Total spend: $38,872
It's worth noting that those tax payments are from previous years he didn't pay taxes. He's not paid anything this year and he's not saved anything... He's going to eventually fuck himself big style.
Some interesting things I found were below:
Remember when his flat tyre was a big deal that could cost him hundreds of dollars....
Phil also had multiple banking fees for going overdrawn on his account. How you make $10k a month and go overdrawn is unreal.
The biggest conclusion is what we already knew, Phil makes more than enough to live like royalty but pisses it away really stupidly. He's spent over $6000 on food, no one needs to do this, this is ridiculous. How the fuck are they eating out so much but still spending $4k on groceries to eat at home...
$8k on mobile gaming, what the actual fuck.
This is a man who doesn't even need to downsize his home, his mortgage of $1800 + $400/month for utilities is pretty good really. I was expecting that to be more but how does he spend this much on food... Either Kat is now 400lbs or he's secretly started a soup kitchen where he tells homeless people how trolls keep trying to kill him.
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