DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

The game knows what's up.

 

[UaineRunei]

@wahkando is likely right and he wrote the wrong name. Based on the mod Discord leaks, Eternal and Madara do not like each other and had a protracted argument over an issue of reversing another mod's decisions. They're two autists who do not get along.

Other possibilities are that Karl knows this and is attempting to start shit between the two by naming the wrong one publicly, or Madara is the one that banned him and Eternal saw what he did and was the one that replied to Phil.

Oh, didn't think about that! It's very clever, if it's what snowkarl intended to do.

Also, I would like to mention that, as soon as the stream starts, the mods vanished. The only one left is eternal_napalm.
And suddenly, tips and superchats from 'long-first-time viewers' started to appear hahahaha

Edit: My God, dude, just leave the stream already if you're so angry about some accounts named 'karl'.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So his terrible day consisted of:
- Rain, which Phil retconned mid-story to being something they enjoyed because it was 'kewwwling'
- He rolled his ankle
- His DoorDash order (which he could mysteriously afford) was botched... but then they gave him credit and stuff so this got resolved
- The power went out when he was trying to watch TV

Ok. I think I figured it out. Phail hurt his ankle when he went out in the dark to get his door dash, the power then went out and he slipped on something wet from the rain, rolling his ankle, and dropping his door dash all over the ground. He then made a complaint that someone else fucked up his order. Sound good? OK then

Phil once again saying that making fun of his post nasal drip is worse than making "generalized observational racial comedy" and if you do make fun of his post nasal drip you're a loser living in your mommy's basement who has nothing going on in his life so you feel the need to bring down others. So me saying that Phil snorts like a pig and it's disgusting is worse than if I would say that all Asians are bugmen who eat dogs. Sound good? Fair enough? Alright.

I don't make fun of his imaginary 'post nasal drip'. I think it's disgusting he eats his own snot. One day he'll slip and pick his nose and eat it on stream.

NICE! A new stroke face I can work with.
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EDIT. Gamergirl Cleanup Crew had a stroke before me.

He is so, so, so desperate for that to be the new pog face.

 

[BlackDragoons]

https://youtu.be/OwHGE7uhjco extremely relevant.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I made up an order on Doordash from their local IHOP. With a basic bitch breakfast for a "family" of two, plus a 5% tip (because it's DSP), plus a 5 dollar delivery fee, that's ~45 bucks for one meal. Khet works some days so she may not be around for breakfast or lunch, so let's say 3 days out of the week they get breakfast/lunch together, and Phil orders for himself the other 4 days. Then they order dinner out together all week, for a similar price, though probably more. So let's say 25 bucks/person/meal.

3 days * breakfast for 2 * $25 = $150
4 days * breakfast for 1 * $25 = $100
3 days * lunch for 2 * $25 = $150
4 days * lunch for 1 * $25 = $100
7 days * dinner for 2 * $25 = $350

puts them at around 850 dollars a week. I know there's someone here with more detailed info on how often they actually get to eat together but that's my estimate.

And this doesn't factor in any groceries, or any food that they end up throwing out because they didn't want to prepare anything and just order out instead.


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Ohhh heeeeelll naw. My wallet is running in fear just seeing that. I know he makes stupid amounts of money, but this is an absolute waste. At least it's actually useful like food, unlike his other love.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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GG retard, you just admitted you know the length of your pre-stream is wholly unnecessary and you could get in even MORE gaming time if you weren't such a massive faggot.

Funny how Phil's autistic pre-stream is only truncated when he has something he "needs" to do.

Thats one of the fascinating things that makes me wonder if he just says things without knowing what he's saying, like just a stream of consciousness babble. He said last week that his internet bill is expensive for the service he gets, so he knows he's getting ripped off and knows his internet is shit but bring it up and "you're a marhan I have business class internet I pay extra for so it can't be bad. Learn how real life works stupid"

 

[antinew]

So Phil talked about how he spent 3 hours on the phone dealing with an unspecified issue. Anyone wondering what it is or if it's just him talking to Burger King corporate about a $10 refund?

 

[BepsiLight]

So Phil talked about how he spent 3 hours on the phone dealing with an unspecified issue. Anyone wondering what it is or if it's just him talking to Burger King corporate about a $10 refund?

If it was the same mature adult thing he was bitching about the other day it's somehow related to Khet. He claimed he was dealing with some "behind the scenes" stuff related to his soulmaid while looking at a phone (presumably his)
Probably filling a restraining order against brazy mama or whatever her sister goes by? trying to get satan exorcised out of Khet?
Who the fuck knows.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The sad part is that EVEN with a 30 year mortgage, he's still paying $1,833 per month for a piece of shit middle unit condo in an area that is frequented by homeless people and druggies. Imagine if he was paying on a 20 or 15 year mortgage, he'd easily be paying over $2,000 per month for that dump. I know people who probably pay half as much of that in rent and live in a much nicer area than that dump.

Shouldn't you be on stream banning anyone having fun?

 

[scobra666]

Is he talking to Leanna in that clip? It's like he's trying to convince a toddler to eat her dinner

Every time he talked to her, he talked like she was a little kid same with kat

 

[marlintan]

Phil once again saying that making fun of his post nasal drip is worse than making "generalized observational racial comedy" and if you do make fun of his post nasal drip you're a loser living in your mommy's basement who has nothing going on in his life so you feel the need to bring down others. So me saying that Phil snorts like a pig and it's disgusting is worse than if I would say that all Asians are bugmen who eat dogs. Sound good? Fair enough? Alright.

I have eaten dog, and my dad is fond of locusts... stereotypes exist for a reason.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Is he talking to Leanna in that clip? It's like he's trying to convince a toddler to eat her dinner

 

[Fapcop]

Every time he talked to her, he talked like she was a little kid same with kat

Disagree. Sometimes yeah, but in other of their videos you see them interacting as a more normal couple: Panda razzing Phil gently and Phil giving back.

They didn’t have that super creepy vibe and baby voice that DSP has with Khat.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

There is no reason for him to live in the metro Seattle area unless he's working a job that requires him to live there. Luckily, you can literally stream wherever you want to. For fuck's sake, he could literally move to one of the lowest cost of living places in the world and be fine granted he could still stream.

Why would he want to do that when he gets $1800 cash every week as YOLO spending money?

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[NynchLiggers]

He'd be in a bad mood either way.

A) Because it's true.
B) Because trolls on KiwiFarts are making up more lies, slander and conspiracy theories to keep our champion down.

You forgot about the fact he obviously hates videogames and individuals like OIC sustain him.

 

[Surly Muppet]

@Mods Can we make a new thread for this 'new' information and move relevant posts over there?

It probably doesn't merit a thread on it's own. We may soon relocate it to the DSP Savings and Loan thread to keep it with the rest of the finance info.

@Mods can we ban OIC from posting in the thread

So long as he isn't trolling, he can post. He made some decent points on this one.
Though if anyone wants to take some shots at him, try to keep that in the OiC thread.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again (if this new mortgage info turns out to be true, along with his Doordash exploits): How is someone this fucking stupid? On top of that, he got his bankruptcy wiped, and he STILL fucks up with this white elephant. Holy fuck, Phil's parents had better not leave Phil money or their house to him, because he'll fuck that up, too.

Once Phil's parents feel the sweet release of not having to buy Phil anymore toys, all their money will be gone within a month. The fun part will be what Phil does after that. At the moment he hasn't had to think about his future, retirement, and the medical bills that come with getting older because he has always had daddy's money to fall back on. But once that safety net is gone, then we will see true begging

 

[UaineRunei]

So long as he isn't trolling, he can post. He made some decent points on this one.
Though if anyone wants to take some shots at him, try to keep that in the OiC thread.

I would advise not to. This dude is way over his head with it.

He doesn't want to talk with anyone here, or any place whatsoever. He's just running from the truth, like Phil.

Edit: Just to clarify, I meant to not try talk to this dude. He's not here to conversate, if you will.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Fucking snowkarl is going to snitch on us.