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I'm assigning a nonzero probability to him having had some sort of procedure on his perpetually blasted ass (as a follow-up to the whole Colonoscopy Saga), and the recovery requires him not to sit on it.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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No, that would be "I'm a hot busty redhead that 100% passes as a woman"
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Dumb and late question, but I don't truck with Patreon and I only have a sad single-strength girl brain:
isn't Patreon automatically set up to host blog-type updates on their site, no other web presence required?
It seems like all Jake has to do is type these screeds into a slightly different submit box and they'd be so much more readable, as well as actually providing some "value" for the people who are still giving him money for "journalism."
isn't Patreon automatically set up to host blog-type updates on their site, no other web presence required?
It seems like all Jake has to do is type these screeds into a slightly different submit box and they'd be so much more readable, as well as actually providing some "value" for the people who are still giving him money for "journalism."
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Yes, and he even did some back in 2015 before deciding that his paypigs can pig in silence.
Though I think part of it is that he wants it to be a "professional" Patreon for game design, so he can't just post his googleshngs about his double-strength bazongas there.
Wallace
kiwifarms.net
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But then only his patrons would be able to read them, and not CHELSAY!
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You can make publicly viewable posts on Patreon. Jake just never did.
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I honestly wonder if we'll ever unravel the mystery of Jake's perpetual patreon.
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Guess I'm a little late, plus I can't even quote the post because of the bug... but.
@AirdropShitposts said:
Jesus christ. 28 tweets about a video he clearly hasn't even watched, and a situation he only has the vaguest idea what went down and what followed. And he STILL has the balls to berate other people for not having their facts straight. I'd really like to know what Jake thinks he's achieving with his goolgeshngs. Like, does he think he's educating people or spreading awareness even though his tweets get zero engagement?
@AirdropShitposts said:
Jesus christ. 28 tweets about a video he clearly hasn't even watched, and a situation he only has the vaguest idea what went down and what followed. And he STILL has the balls to berate other people for not having their facts straight. I'd really like to know what Jake thinks he's achieving with his goolgeshngs. Like, does he think he's educating people or spreading awareness even though his tweets get zero engagement?
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So if all these other industries are so easy to work in and there's a huge number of jobs hiring right now, why doesn't Jake show the games industry how unfair it is by taking his unique talents and skills to the food service industry?
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I bet he'd get a lot of tips at Hooters.
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Rounding up some Googleshngs and stuff from the last few days for posterity.
More on creeps in the gaming industry worrying Violet:
STOP POSTING ABOUT PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE, MY PTSDDDDDDDD
Dr. Jake Alley with some sensible medical advice in an incredibly stupid way, includes a claim that his doctor tells him he's "absurdly a girl":
Jake Alley esquire disagrees with Arthur Chu (who was making an actually sane point about how Twitter is not criminally liable for things idiots post on it) and the plain letter of the law, proceeds to argue that Twitter is in fact not only a publisher but specifically a magazine:
More on creeps in the gaming industry worrying Violet:
STOP POSTING ABOUT PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE, MY PTSDDDDDDDD
Dr. Jake Alley with some sensible medical advice in an incredibly stupid way, includes a claim that his doctor tells him he's "absurdly a girl":
Jake Alley esquire disagrees with Arthur Chu (who was making an actually sane point about how Twitter is not criminally liable for things idiots post on it) and the plain letter of the law, proceeds to argue that Twitter is in fact not only a publisher but specifically a magazine:
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He's talked about his supposed clotting disorder before, I wonder if that might be another candidate for his mystery illness.
Anyone know what those "ketchup packets" might be?
Well, he does read it cover-to-cover.
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Yes, Jake. That would be the difference between a magazine and social media -- lack of editorial oversight, and therefore responsibility for what is published. That's the point. That's the whole point.
He comes so close sometimes, it's frustrating.
Probably Divigel or something similar.
Estradiol is a weak estrogen, often used in menopause and/or osteoporosis to reduce symptoms. It's actually kinda popular in the DIY HRT scene because weak topical formulations of this weak compound can be bought without a prescription in a lot of places, and yet if you just use massive amounts you'll still grow tits.
TheMonkeyMan
kiwifarms.net
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It's really cute that Jake thinks he can ruin the career of the person who called him male.
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What is the latest game freakout about? I read in another thread that Jessica Price was stirring up shit but at the same time cis-woman Jennifer Scheurle, the turbo-woke crazy cunt with dreads, got exposed as an abuser by a ton of women but I don't think he'll ever touch that drama unless she's acting TERFy.
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I've been following the Jessica Price drama.
Paizo fired a community manager called Sara Marie. Another customer support rep. named Diego Vadez resigned in support and then released a statement on twitter:
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With blood in the water Jessica Price and Crystal Frasier had to insert themselves into the controversy.
Some highlights:
They didn't vacuum the office for 7 years.
One of the editors kept occult objects in his cubical tied to white nationalism.
They referred to their customers as faggots.
Piazo was in debt to the polish mafia.
The only trans freelancer had specific rules of conduct he had to follow.
And worst of all, he had to share a hotel room at the con and they wouldn't let him sleep with the women.
Price's statement:
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Frasier's Statements:
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The whole thing has divided reddit. Paizo is known for being extremely woke and pushing inclusion at every opportunity. Price and Frasier are known for being some of the most difficult and abusive people in gaming since Zak Sabbath. Nobody wants to join a witchhunt led by either of those two.
Ctrl-F for 'Price' in the reddit threads, even the woke are tired of her shit.
www.reddit.com
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www.reddit.com
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Other people have come out in support of the accused; But is it ever really enough?
This puts Jake in a bit of a quandary. The only books he ever contributed to were Piazo books that Frasier worked on. Once Frasier was out the door Jake's opportunities at Piazo dried up. Both Frasier and Price work as consultants now and aren't in a position to hire their twitter friends anymore. Despite heavy hinting from Jake that he is available, and complaints about how his RPG contacts abandoned him, nobody is inviting him to come live in their attic and have sleepovers and pillow fights.
So, does Jake burn his bridges and courageously speak his truth? Does he remain silent in an attempt to put that painful part of his life behind him? Or will he post passive aggressive googleshngs trying to punish people who don't know he exists.
Paizo fired a community manager called Sara Marie. Another customer support rep. named Diego Vadez resigned in support and then released a statement on twitter:
Thread by @littlediegitoV on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App
archived 15 Sep 2021 13:51:46 UTC
With blood in the water Jessica Price and Crystal Frasier had to insert themselves into the controversy.
Some highlights:
They didn't vacuum the office for 7 years.
One of the editors kept occult objects in his cubical tied to white nationalism.
They referred to their customers as faggots.
Piazo was in debt to the polish mafia.
The only trans freelancer had specific rules of conduct he had to follow.
And worst of all, he had to share a hotel room at the con and they wouldn't let him sleep with the women.
Price's statement:
Jessica Price on Twitter: "Welp, Paizo just fired their two most seni…
archived 19 Sep 2021 04:15:27 UTC
Frasier's Statements:
Thread by @AmazonChique on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App
archived 17 Sep 2021 06:56:49 UTC
Thread by @AmazonChique on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App
archived 17 Sep 2021 06:57:04 UTC
The whole thing has divided reddit. Paizo is known for being extremely woke and pushing inclusion at every opportunity. Price and Frasier are known for being some of the most difficult and abusive people in gaming since Zak Sabbath. Nobody wants to join a witchhunt led by either of those two.
Ctrl-F for 'Price' in the reddit threads, even the woke are tired of her shit.
r/Pathfinder2e - Very serious accusations towards Paizo about company culture (warning: high amounts of drama inevitable and plenty to be triggered about ahead)
553 votes and 560 comments so far on Reddit
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Very serious accusations towards Paizo about company culture (warning…
archived 19 Sep 2021 03:48:16 UTC
r/Pathfinder2e - Compendium of allegations against Paizo management
347 votes and 663 comments so far on Reddit
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Compendium of allegations against Paizo management : Pathfinder2e
archived 19 Sep 2021 04:04:39 UTC
Other people have come out in support of the accused; But is it ever really enough?
This puts Jake in a bit of a quandary. The only books he ever contributed to were Piazo books that Frasier worked on. Once Frasier was out the door Jake's opportunities at Piazo dried up. Both Frasier and Price work as consultants now and aren't in a position to hire their twitter friends anymore. Despite heavy hinting from Jake that he is available, and complaints about how his RPG contacts abandoned him, nobody is inviting him to come live in their attic and have sleepovers and pillow fights.
So, does Jake burn his bridges and courageously speak his truth? Does he remain silent in an attempt to put that painful part of his life behind him? Or will he post passive aggressive googleshngs trying to punish people who don't know he exists.
(Jake followed both Price and Frasier around on the PiazoPlaza forums back in the day. His Violet Hargrave persona was inspired by Frasier, when he left Jake dropped the account and the name. He's always looking for a women to be his meal ticket the way he did with Chelsey and his mom.
Wherever you go your loyal gnome will be there with you:
His character's background:
Wherever you go your loyal gnome will be there with you:
His character's background:
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You know all those lefty feminist things like, 'Give me the confidence of a mediocre white male,' 'mansplaining', the memes of guys talking intensely into a girl's ear while she looks utterly bored?
Jake is the living embodiment of those things, except that no woman would let him touch her if they could at all help it. These are concepts that are over-applied to the point of uselessness, but they were always based on an actual type of man, and that man is Jake. He is the buffoon who thinks he knows everything but knows nothing. He thinks of his googleshngs as his job, condescendingly explaining to the eternally confused masses what the real truth is behind all the stories they've heard.
Jake thinks he's cracked the code and is explaining things from a valuable perspective, helping his side by not just repeating their POV but adding his own embellishments to make everything more dramatic and make himself more important. He honestly, truly, seems to believe that him writing on Twitter all this nonsense has value, value he should be paid for, because like many of the stupidest people he thinks he's smart. There are incredibly few people who could ever correct Jake and have him accept their version of reality rather than his own.
Basically, he has 5k followers and gets enough Patreon to keep him in tendies even though he's a fat, lying, worthless slob. Of course he thinks he's spreading awareness. William Shatner tried to have him murdered! A prominent UK sitcom writer left his wife for him! A dozen nerds in their basements have amassed an army of Nazis controlled by Russian bots to try and rape and murder him whenever he leaves the house! He has to get his message out because they're trying to silence him, making his voice more important than his delusional narcissism has already elevated it to in his mind!
Konstantin Romanov
kiwifarms.net
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Unfathomably based but it raises the question; how does Price keep meeting these people? You work for one goosestepping homophobic mafioso, honest mistake, but it's like every controversy across the industry she comes out and is like "Oh yeah I never mentioned this before but I too once overheard Mike Mearls mumbling to himself about reconquest of the rhineland."
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Separate everything else, what kind of name is "Quasar" for a swords & sorcery character...and a woman?I've been following the Jessica Price drama.
Paizo fired a community manager called Sara Marie. Another customer support rep. named Diego Vadez resigned in support and then released a statement on twitter:
Thread by @littlediegitoV on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App
archived 15 Sep 2021 13:51:46 UTC
With blood in the water Jessica Price and Crystal Frasier had to insert themselves into the controversy.
Some highlights:
They didn't vacuum the office for 7 years.
One of the editors kept occult objects in his cubical tied to white nationalism.
They referred to their customers as faggots.
Piazo was in debt to the polish mafia.
The only trans freelancer had specific rules of conduct he had to follow.
And worst of all, he had to share a hotel room at the con and they wouldn't let him sleep with the women.
Price's statement:
Jessica Price on Twitter: "Welp, Paizo just fired their two most seni…
archived 19 Sep 2021 04:15:27 UTC
Frasier's Statements:
Thread by @AmazonChique on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App
archived 17 Sep 2021 06:56:49 UTCThread by @AmazonChique on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App
archived 17 Sep 2021 06:57:04 UTC
The whole thing has divided reddit. Paizo is known for being extremely woke and pushing inclusion at every opportunity. Price and Frasier are known for being some of the most difficult and abusive people in gaming since Zak Sabbath. Nobody wants to join a witchhunt led by either of those two.
Ctrl-F for 'Price' in the reddit threads, even the woke are tired of her shit.
View attachment 2550502
r/Pathfinder2e - Very serious accusations towards Paizo about company culture (warning: high amounts of drama inevitable and plenty to be triggered about ahead)
553 votes and 560 comments so far on RedditVery serious accusations towards Paizo about company culture (warning…
archived 19 Sep 2021 03:48:16 UTC
r/Pathfinder2e - Compendium of allegations against Paizo management
347 votes and 663 comments so far on RedditCompendium of allegations against Paizo management : Pathfinder2e
archived 19 Sep 2021 04:04:39 UTC
Other people have come out in support of the accused; But is it ever really enough?
This puts Jake in a bit of a quandary. The only books he ever contributed to were Piazo books that Frasier worked on. Once Frasier was out the door Jake's opportunities at Piazo dried up. Both Frasier and Price work as consultants now and aren't in a position to hire their twitter friends anymore. Despite heavy hinting from Jake that he is available, and complaints about how his RPG contacts abandoned him, nobody is inviting him to come live in their attic and have sleepovers and pillow fights.
So, does Jake burn his bridges and courageously speak his truth? Does he remain silent in an attempt to put that painful part of his life behind him? Or will he post passive aggressive googleshngs trying to punish people who don't know he exists.
(Jake followed both Price and Frasier around on the PiazoPlaza forums back in the day. His Violet Hargrave persona was inspired by Frasier, when he left Jake dropped the account and the name. He's always looking for a women to be his meal ticket the way he did with Chelsey and his mom.
Wherever you go your loyal gnome will be there with you:
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His character's background:
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Weird, there’s a joke on The It Crowd where ubernerd Moss wants to name his children Zenith and Quasar.
GLINNER!