Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Aaaand Bob just gave away he's never seen A-ko.

"Depending on how uncut the dub/sub is"? Project A-Ko was always "uncut" you pseudo-nerd expert turd. Every international release since 1991/92 never had a single frame excised or a plotline altered (barring some of the jokes being re-written for the dub since they likely didn't make sense in spoken English). Literally the only time Project-Ako would've been censored would on its broadcast on the Sci-fi Channel in the 90s. Considering this is streaming to drum-up anticipation for the upcoming remastered blu-ray, it's going to be intact right to when the credits finish.

"It's like if Mr. Boobs Director made a cartoon because school girls lol". No Robert, high schools were already a popular setting in anime by 1986. But it's not DBZ so of course you'd know fuckall about the medium itself.
 
"It's like if Mr. Boobs Director made a cartoon because school girls lol". No Robert, high schools were already a popular setting in anime by 1986. But it's not DBZ so of course you'd know fuckall about the medium ititself.
I have something to add. The reason why so many animes feature high schoolers (or kids of high school age) is because the Japanese believe that's when you're at your peak physically. So it's less perversion, and more a cultural thing. They literally believe women are at their most desirable from 15-21, and women older than that risk becoming an old maid (according to the stereotype, anyway). But everything is Americentric to tards like FilmRob. It's just because Japs are ephebophiles.
 
Aaaand Bob just gave away he's never seen A-ko.
Again. The only anime that Bob has seen (besides DBZ) is Sailor Moon, and he was probably only interested in it because of the lesbianism angle. Bob loves lesbians because they not only make his weiner hard, they also piss off Christians. Yes, Bob is this shallow.
 
Again. The only anime that Bob has seen (besides DBZ) is Sailor Moon, and he was probably only interested in it because of the lesbianism angle. Bob loves lesbians because they not only make his weiner hard, they also piss off Christians. Yes, Bob is this shallow.
I was interested in it for the 14yos
 
Again. The only anime that Bob has seen (besides DBZ) is Sailor Moon, and he was probably only interested in it because of the lesbianism angle. Bob loves lesbians because they not only make his weiner hard, they also piss off Christians. Yes, Bob is this shallow.
well to be fair, the lesbun angle didn't really show up until the appearance of Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune, which came a lot later than the earlier seasons. While the first batch of Sailor Moon was dubbed by DiC, the seasons after the "Negamoon/Black Moon Clan" arc were dubbed by Cloverway.

But, prior to that, in the DiC Dub, the Wicked Lady (aged-up evil Chibi Moon/Rini) segment of the Negamoon/Black Moon Clan arc had some very obvious incest vibes (Wicked Lady coveting her own father, ewwww). Now, I'm not saying Movieblob is a MAP, but damn son...
 
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I can see why the LGBT community clings to Sailor Moon a lot - It was the first cartoon/anime most people saw that delved into homoerotic situations. We have the aforementioned lesbian couple, plus the villains Zoisite and Kunzite in the first season, the incredibly flamboyant Amazon Trio in the fourth season, and the gender-shifting Sailor Starlights in the final one. And the homoerotic subtext some manage to find in certain situations.

Back in the day, most guys watched Sailor Moon because of the girls, with the action and the overall plot being a welcome bonus. At least it was so where I lived. I mean, those are teenagers ranging from 14 to 16 years old, yet have some damn good proportions. There's a reason that one BNL song even sings that "those boom anime babes make me think the wrong thing."

I really don't want to picture Generalissimo Blobbo whacking it to Haruka and Michiru, or any other anime couple. Keep in mind that even without cuts, their relationship was kept subdued, with at most the occasional romantic hug going on between them.
 
Well when he got older sure, but he didn't get internet until he began randomly tard tantruming at his parents to get it as a full grown man. Why? Nintendo Power had an online promo.
Holy shit, are you serious?

If you're wondering what Critical Miss issue he's talking about in Part I, I managed to archive that as well.

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long long time. The co-authors of that strip were some lowkey lolcows themselves.
 
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Does Bob even realize how American-centric he is?

In his Really That Good of Independence Day he talked about how great the message was of the entire planet coming together in the face of a common enemy.

The actual message of that movie was how the Earth needs to come together to defeat the aliens.......but America is still the best and everybody needs to line up behind us.
Funny how Halo, which has the same message and very similar premise from 2 to the 3 (minus the ten foot erection over American power) wound up recieving accusations of promoting Nazism by Bob because of the trivial detail of the Spartans getting blue eyes during their transformation. I guess all it takes is for the "wrong" type of people to like something before he mischaracterizes a property.
Holy shit, are you serious?
Should any of us be surprised?
 
why does this faggot think people should pay him? he is as mentally deficient as bobo retardo?
He has fun stories of him consuming 90s pop culture. And he dances to ska!
It is of extreme necessity that he shares those tales to the world, don't you know? Therefore he is entitled to 4 dollarydoos per month from as many people as possible.
 
Glenn Greenwald caught the Pentagon, and the treasonous Mark Milley, lying again, just like the good o' Obama days (entire thread). Bobby choose to focus Glenn's working relationship with Tucker "Failson" Carlson.
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A black woman (Candance Owens?) points out that the American government's surveillance against terrorism is really against the average people, and the crime of Edward Snowden is telling the truth about the American government (video). She wonders who are the real beneficiary of 9/11.

Bobby, the arch-misogynist and arch-racist, literally dehumanizes her.
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Candice Owens thinks Jeff Bezos is trying to enact Socialism. Bobby: Stupid bitch. What's the problem with doing what the Democrats order, and what's the problem with China's way of doing things?
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On the contrary, a black man speaking in support of Nicki Minaj provokes Bobby's manlust:
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Kim is talking about "dire media narrative", of course he means the white poor! Can you imagine the media villainize the colored poor?

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What a sick burn.


Any person that prevents Bobby from getting good stuff is his enemy, and he is set to destroy them before he gets destroyed by diabetes.
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An Antifa instructs you what to destroy:
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Yes -- yourself.

Bobby claims he would die for his nephew and niece, yet he cannot comprehend someone who vows to lay down his life for his country.
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Biden is so impotent and demented that he lets eunuchs like Mark Milley run the royal court, to the horror of everyone (Archive of AP News article)
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In the minds of Bobby and GeeksWithShield, a group who got majority vote takes over the country, and can do whatever they want.
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Shooting is DEEPLY stupid. It is true because Bobby is a sharpshooter.
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NYC hates dirt bikes and those who ride them, but at least they aren't Republicans who will literally kill illegal children.
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More fun at NYC. Racist Bob cheers wants to assault Black folx from Texas.
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Angel Politics:
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It never dawned on him or Bobby that the average people are what they call "fucking nazis".

He also defends AOC. She was raising money for the museum why do you EVIL people pick on her?
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Bobby and Chu-chu discuss the etymology of Ku Klux Klan:
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Luke thinks religiously motivated "destructive bioessentialism" is why the Right hates vaccines -- conveniently, it is also the reason they hate trannies.
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Scott Mendelson, film reviewer for Forbes, continues to shill for MCU. Luke and Bobby join the chorus.
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Bobby goes on to compare the appeal of MCU with jello.
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OK I belong to the jello generation and my family was pretty poor. I remember scouring the supermarket for the most exotic flavors of Robertson jelly powder (cola, mulberry, etc) but my thought, as a child, about having a cup of jello wasn't "oh this used to be rich people stuff! Liquid gold for kings and queens!". I just took it for what it is, a sweet cool treat that kids like. I've, of course, long grown out of jello.

He then goes off a tangent and gives us a history lesson on conspicuous consumption:
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Let's go back to Bobby's MCU fanboyism:
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1. I'm not entirely convinced capeshit isn't star-driven (Brie Larson notwithstanding)
2. Because MCU films are stylistically interchangeable (Bobby admitted such when he said that scenes in those films could sit comfortably in a chick flick). No one knows or cares who wrote the scripts, who directed those films, designed the costumes, or composed the music.

Bobby and co. love their superheros quippy:
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TV Tropes like quips; TV Tropes like Joss Wheldon. TV Tropes is highly autistic. Whether there is any relationship I leave it to academics.

Speaking of, Bobby classifies MCU flicks according to an academic article.
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"fall-free fall-fall further while the audience laughs" (The Bob Chipman Chronicles)

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(19 minutes)

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James Gunn:
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John De Lancie:
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Think avocados, think elephants and rhinos in the America midwest:
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The avocado seed does NOT rely on passage through animal gut to germinate. Monkeys and rodents can just eat the pulp and dispose of the seeds.

For a change, Luke and Chu-chu discuss the problematic aspect of parody songs, especially Azns parodying hip-hop songs:
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White people / Azns doing hip-hop is funny just in the same way that a man dressed like a monkey and behaving like a monkey is funny. Because a man is not supposed to dress and behave like a monkey.

More music:
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Consoom:
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Bobby feigns outrage by a company selling lolicon's figures and tries to divert blame to 4Chan. TeamImpossible goes on a long tirade in defense of anime fans.
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The only thing better than having two moms is having a funko pop doll of your division.
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Jesus Christ Chris, this smells so strongly of desperation that it'd scare me off even if I didn't know you were a shitty dad faking an injury to avoid FAT at your job after trying to cheat the IRS and spend money you didn't have on a remodel. Oh and don't forget trying to get some guy fired after your retarded brother picked a fight with him for reading his manifesto, almost forgot.

It's obvious to me most people don't give a shit about that DVD, and he is one of the only people who care enough about blockbuster to get it. Maybe sell it on eBay you walking ID-10-T form. It's not an incentive to listen to your shit podcast given how many months that didn't move on.
Holy shit, are you serious?



Now that's a name I've not heard in a long long time. The co-authors of that strip were some lowkey lolcows themselves.
Dead serious. Read his Brick by Brick manifesto: I did a good chunk of that in thread and you can happily see how mentally ill and retarded Bob genuinely is. In it he also admits he kept Mario as a totem, had a religio-drug orgasm in the theater when it played the Wizard, screamed he had no friends but Mario, how Mama Chipman had to bribe him with a SNES to do his fucking work, and how his high school was shit and only there to prevent the Micks, Wops, and Eastern Wogs from hanging out with the Darkies and Spics.

It also reveals that yes, he does just watch and wikis others points like that means he gets a concept. It's also where you really see how he peaked at nine, how he probably thought you could escape to the Mushroom Kingdom, how he only ever read strategy guides and Nintendo Power and is a book shy dolt, and how in his lifetime there will be a Matrioshka Brain that will allow him to bing bing wahoo forever.

This is why I call him a crayon eating retard who stares blankly at curtains.
 
Funny how Halo, which has the same message and very similar premise from 2 to the 3 (minus the ten foot erection over American power) wound up recieving accusations of promoting Nazism by Bob because of the trivial detail of the Spartans getting blue eyes during their transformation. I guess all it takes is for the "wrong" type of people to like something before he mischaracterizes a property.

Should any of us be surprised?

Holy shit, that's why he thought Halo promoted Nazism? Fuck, I can make a better argument that the Spartan's/UNSC are fascists than that. The genetic experiments are one thing (but we all know Bob is fine with eugenics) but before fighting the Covenant, the Spartans were created to put down human rebellions against UNSC rule. You can easily read plenty of fascy shit into that, and it predates the fight with the Covenant empire by several hundred years. The Spartan IIs (which is Master Chief's class) were created 8 years before. The children used in the Spartan II program were kidnapped, replace with clones that were designed to rapidly deteriorate so their parents would think their kids were dead in early childhood, and then had horrific experiments performed on them with plenty of fatalities and cripplings to go around. ONI (Office of Naval Intelligence) was the UNSC office doing this, but it was all pretty much allowed by the UNSC for the entirety, and they only burned their head scientist after the Human-Covenant war ended and it was politically expedient to pretend that she was just some rogue nut than accept culpability.

Halo is a story of human desperation triumphing against overwhelming odds. The nascent humanity fighting a theocratic empire and a bioweapon designed to wipe out galaxies. It lends itself well to looking at what humanity will sink to in the fight to survive, what they'll sacrifice, and just how quickly those circumstances can be turned against the people who had to make these hard decisions.


Anyway, apologies for all the 'tism. Bob dumb.
 
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The KKK originally started as a Southern version of the Elks Club - a place for rich people to goof around and give themselves silly titles. It became the modern KKK because in those people's minds, "goofing around" and "hanging uppity Negroes" were one and the same. Then it let working-class people in and became a sort of catch-all club for anyone who wanted the Confederacy back.
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I call bullshit. I own a jumper that was made in the UK by a pretty small firm and it didn't cost anything near what AOC's grift costs. If you can afford a $60 sweater you're ipso facto rich.

That said, what people don't realise is that things like this (or MAGA caps, if you want an example from the other side) are just a creative way of getting donations instead of a "fashion line". That shirt probably cost $2 to make, so if AOC sells it for $60 than her PAC gets $58 per shirt, which she can spend on adverts, canvassing or whatever, and her supporters get to show that they support her. I'm pretty sure this is why you can't buy a MAGA cap if you don't live in the US; foreigners aren't allowed to donate to US campaigns.
 
Bob's dumbass take on Dragon Ball
This video is dumb not only because this theory is literally non-existent and something Bob made up just for this video, but most of the "issues" he talks about could be explained away if he just did a tiny bit of research. DBZ didn't take that long to come to the United States. It initially started airing a year after it finished airing in Japan. It just didn't find an audience until 1998 when Toonami started airing the Saban dub in reruns.

He correctly brings up that the only reason they introduced the Super Saiyan concept was so that the artists could save some time when drawing. But unless I'm misremembering, I don't think they initially specified that the hair was gold until the anime started airing. I think they might have done so in some of the later of the chapters, but by that point the anime had already made the hair gold. The hair color could have easily been made any light color.

I like how he describes the entire premise of the franchise as being them trying to reach the status of Super Saiyan. No, the premise of the franchise is about the adventures of a group of martial artists and their battles against various evil forces. Everything regarding the Saiyans is a storyline, not a premise Bob.
 
Bob again proves he’s not the sage cultural anthropologist he portrays on Twitter: The avocado cartoon is lampooning the (rather famous) Stanford marshmallow test. Last year, lots of parents secretly recorded themselves administering this test to their children and it went sort of viral on social media. Parents secretly recording their children for internet attention seems like something a paternalistic authoritarian Bob would be fine with. It’s good he’ll never have children of his own.

Only recently, I started to wonder if Bob’s real aspiration (that he’s too ashamed to admit) is to be a performer/actor. Apart from him making those dumb scenes of himself “acting” for his review videos, his long-winded tweets are always soooo performative. Bob can’t just express a simple idea in 280 characters; he needs a multi-tweet thread full of utterances like “I mean,” “uhhh,” “like, I feel like,” etc. He acts like there’s an Oscar award for tweets.

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Bob, that image came from the “allies” YOU chose. You are the stupid.

Regarding anime, I’d be shocked if he’s ever seen anything other than the episodes of Belle and Sebastian that Nickelodeon used to show.
 
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