I'm pretty high right now and it makes listening to the new parts almost heart wrenching hearing all these 55 and 110 dollar charges from PayPal and iTunes rack up one after the other.
It's pretty wild hearing the robot lady describe his days off through financial transactions, a thing of beauty. Assuming the transactions are read backwards in a chronological order, you can almost tell by the hour what he is doing that day:
- In the morning he wakes up with some 55 dollar PayPal and iTunes charges for champions
- 50 dollar charge from IHOP for breakfast
- 110 PayPal charge for champions
- 30 dollars for PetSmart
- 55 iTunes charge for champions
- 170 dollars for Fred Myer
- a chain of 110 dollar PayPal charges for champions
- 40 dollar DoorDash
- More champions and more food
If my assumption is true that means during his adult shopping spree he is literally playing champions in between stores. I've heard this exact pattern occur so many times in just two months of transactions, fucking insanity. And when I heard those afternoon chains of 110 dollars I felt absolutely gutted but amazed every time that I said to myself "surely it would stop now, right?" and then another 110 dollar charge would come in. Absolute. Fucking. Insanity. Get some help Phil you crazy motherfucker lmao, you are fucking addicted my dude lol. I'm absolutely in tears laughing about this shit, what a fucking idiot. That New Vegas clip posted a few pages back upthread is golden with all this new information.
It's been great shitposting with everyone here today