Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

Null said:
I would like to remind everyone that this site is operated both legally and physically within the United States and if/when I get court orders asking for user information in regards to this I'll have to comply. I'd advise against doing anything that involves pretending to be Phil, even if it's something 'harmless' like communicating with robodialers. It's really not worth it just to know his account balance. One could have safely assumed yesterday that Phil is not good at managing his money.
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Okay, but can you feature the post with the table of all his Gacha expenses so everyone can laugh at how incapable he is of learning his lesson?
 
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Null said:
He says "I need mo' money fo' dem programs" and they give it to them. A fool and his money are easily parted, so if it wasn't DSP it'd be something else. Don't cry over somebody else's money.

There is no coercion or criminal element. Saying people like @BSV are "mentally challenged" might be accurate in some degree but to pretend they don't have agency enough to decide where to put their money is lying to yourself.

To a much stronger degree, Phil is also victim to these games which prey on people with low self-control and addictive personalities. So by your logic the real victim here is Phil. If not for the gaslighting Chinese mobile game developers, he'd not even need mo' money fo' dem programs, yea? But no, you'd not extend that to Phil. So just tell the truth. You don't like him and you don't think he should be able to do what you believe to be a comfortable job.
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come on now buddy, hes emotionally manipulating everyone obviously, several youtube therapist told me how phil matches all 3 requirements for being a sociopath, hes literally the most evil man to live.

my prediction is hes not going to bring this up at all and a handful of speds will send him superchats to "epic troll" him good. paying for part of a doordash at the end of the month, nothing will have changed and paypig retards will still give him money, because they like giving him money for whatever reason.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I just think it's fascinating when we get a peek into his true personality. On stream he likes to pretend he's some moral hero and is broke af. He truly gives zero fucks to be spending that much on doordash.
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To me, the most interesting thing is seeing how much of a pathological liar Phil is. I've personally never met someone like this IRL.

I've gotta admit that when I started learning about Phil's antics I was very skeptical that he was this much of a con artist. I thought that his scumminess was highly exaggerated by his haters. Cuz let's be honest, some people have some ridiculous hateboners for Phil. I've seen people here say that Phil is one of the worst people on the internet. That's so retarded I won't even get into it.

But still, he really is a scammer and a liar. He probably gets off on deceiving his viewers. On acting as if he's broke on stream while spending hundreds of dollars on takeouts.

Nothing will change, of course. Phil will still get his money from his whales. But it's very fascinating to see that most of what people say about Phil's money management issues were true. He really is a man who doesn't learn anything as long as people keep giving him money.
 
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I'm pretty high right now and it makes listening to the new parts almost heart wrenching hearing all these 55 and 110 dollar charges from PayPal and iTunes rack up one after the other.
It's pretty wild hearing the robot lady describe his days off through financial transactions, a thing of beauty. Assuming the transactions are read backwards in a chronological order, you can almost tell by the hour what he is doing that day:
  • In the morning he wakes up with some 55 dollar PayPal and iTunes charges for champions
  • 50 dollar charge from IHOP for breakfast
  • 110 PayPal charge for champions
  • 30 dollars for PetSmart
  • 55 iTunes charge for champions
  • 170 dollars for Fred Myer
  • a chain of 110 dollar PayPal charges for champions
  • 40 dollar DoorDash
  • More champions and more food
If my assumption is true that means during his adult shopping spree he is literally playing champions in between stores. I've heard this exact pattern occur so many times in just two months of transactions, fucking insanity. And when I heard those afternoon chains of 110 dollars I felt absolutely gutted but amazed every time that I said to myself "surely it would stop now, right?" and then another 110 dollar charge would come in. Absolute. Fucking. Insanity. Get some help Phil you crazy motherfucker lmao, you are fucking addicted my dude lol. I'm absolutely in tears laughing about this shit, what a fucking idiot. That New Vegas clip posted a few pages back upthread is golden with all this new information.

It's been great shitposting with everyone here today :semperfidelis:
 
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PinkRibbonScars said:
Every time I'm about to post a spergy MATI post about how boring Phil is now, bombshells like this drop :story:
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Just goes to show how a good portion of his genuine 'detractors' (lol) wants to gatekeep that well known 'verity', if I might say.

It's easy to realise that, but hard to back off from all this shit that surrounds Phil and himself - and do something else with your life, without having dsp inside your mind all the time. Hell, you have people here saying they are done with him - just to crawl back here after a week or less.

For me, Phil has become overly paranoid during and after the bankruptcy... plus the wwe champions reveal. He also got demoralised by all those financial struggles he had, *and* has to suffer through for the rest of his life. I wouldn't lie that if I was him I would straight go for an escape bag at this point. Being mad and excessively obsessed about his life is just as pathetic as Phil himself.

Nothing you do and say will change the minds of people that religiously give money to Phil. I know that from experience after watching this trainwreck occasionally for almost 6 years - his supporters either will have an epiphany and realise his scam on their own, or they just won't care and will give him money as a token for enjoying his quality khantent for free.
Their money, their responsibility - be it a normal person, or someone with serious mental deficit, WHICH should be monitored before giving money online imo.
Hence relax, and as others have said, "just point and laugh."

If something will go good, it will go bad. That's Phil's life I guess. 🤷‍♂️
 
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De-partneredSydePhil said:
It's not the doordash/food expenses, or even the WWE Champions spending that gets me, we all know he's a lazy fat fuck with a gambling addiction.

It's the colossal amount of money they spend on Jasper. I can safely say that DSP spends more money on his cat in six weeks than I do in a year on mine. If you bulk buy litter and food every few months, rather than once a week like this dumbfuck does, they are extremely cheap animals to own. I just can't believe he manages to make basic pet ownership so unnecessarily costly.
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You're completely correct, he's over paying for the basics while when Jasper had a bladder infection it doesn't look like he paid anything to a vet at all.

Fucking unreal. Loves spending money wastefully but let his cat to suffer with no medical care...
Null said:
One of my biggest grievances with this board in particular is that, more so here than anywhere else, people are waiting for it to stop. That's unusual. Most people are just along for the ride. DSP is not hurting you by playing video games for money. He is not doing anything wrong. He is allowed to spend the money he makes however he pleases. It's not up to you to decide who gives money, who receives money, who marries Phil, where Phil gets to live, or whatever. It does feel like genuine jealousy and anger that Phil is able to enable himself through livestreaming games.
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You're 100% correct in most of this, Phils not hurting anyone and if people want to give this retard money then it's their money...

But it's not jealousy, Phil's living beyond his means and watching him claw onto his standard of living as his income falls along with his popularity is what makes him interesting. Without this side of Phil he's just another asshole on the internet. Lot's of people in his generation of YouTube have gone, some may still do youtube as a hobby but phils completely reluctance to admit his best days are behind him is interesting.

How far will he go begging to his audience to give him more money? How many lies will he tell? How many times will he be caught out and the whales still fund him?

I want to know what he will do to get money when he loses 2-3 whales. How much is he willing to debase himself to keep doing streaming which he clearly fucking hates doing in the first place. At what point does he stop... I don't think he will finger himself on stream like OnlyUseMeBlade but I think he won't be that far away honestly.

Us watching him and giving him attention along with detractor videos has probably slowed this process down if anything but this is why I pay attention to Phil. I'm here for the lies and desperation of a man who is selling his mental health online for pennies.
 
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He claims Kat is the love of his life and it really fucking sucks man that they cant afford a honeymoon, meanwhile if he just went a month without wwe champions he could afford it. He lied to his parents to get them to give him money for his taxes and he claims they don't have much, are old, and dying.

He's lied to everyone he interacts with on a daily basis, his soul is rotten and he doesn't have an ounce of humility. The less humility someone has the more people want to see them get humbled. Thats the balance we've all been taught.
 
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Null said:
To a much stronger degree, Phil is also victim to these games which prey on people with low self-control and addictive personalities. So by your logic the real victim here is Phil. If not for the gaslighting Chinese mobile game developers, he'd not even need mo' money fo' dem programs, yea? But no, you'd not extend that to Phil. So just tell the truth. You don't like him and you don't think he should be able to do what you believe to be a comfortable job.
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I feel bad for him getting preyed on by Chinese mobile devs, I also feel bad for dope addicts falling down in the street from Mexican fentanyl, but just like Phil, I'm sure plenty of them are irredeemable douchebags.
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I'm pretty high right now and it makes listening to the new parts almost heart wrenching hearing all these 55 and 110 dollar charges from PayPal and iTunes rack up one after the other.
It's pretty wild hearing the robot lady describe his days off through financial transactions, a thing of beauty. Assuming the transactions are read backwards in a chronological order, you can almost tell by the hour what he is doing that day:
  • In the morning he wakes up with some 55 dollar PayPal and iTunes charges for champions
  • 50 dollar charge from IHOP for breakfast
  • 110 PayPal charge for champions
  • 30 dollars for PetSmart
  • 55 iTunes charge for champions
  • 170 dollars for Fred Myer
  • a chain of 110 dollar PayPal charges for champions
  • 40 dollar DoorDash
  • More champions and more food
If my assumption is true that means during his adult shopping spree he is literally playing champions in between stores. I've heard this exact pattern occur so many times in just two months of transactions, fucking insanity. And when I heard those afternoon chains of 110 dollars I felt absolutely gutted but amazed every time that I said to myself "surely it would stop now, right?" and then another 110 dollar charge would come in. Absolute. Fucking. Insanity. Get some help Phil you crazy motherfucker lmao, you are fucking addicted my dude lol. I'm absolutely in tears laughing about this shit, what a fucking idiot. That New Vegas clip posted a few pages back upthread is golden with all this new information.

It's been great shitposting with everyone here today :semperfidelis:
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It really is sad, and like any non-horrific lolcow I feel some sympathy for the dude, he's completely trapped himself in this lifestyle. He has no marketable skills, and he's probably too old to turn things around. I think gacha and gin are just the only way to cope. Fuck, I'm kind of sad now.
 
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I love this show; times like this make suffering through its tedious moments worthwhile. I don’t care if Phil gets his comeuppance; that kind of shit usually only happens in fiction anyways. What interests is the ongoing case study of an alcoholic, gambling-addicted, compulsive lying, sedentary, friendless hermit/ghoul who plays video games 8+ hours each day. Normally the only people who can observe these folks up close are psychiatrists, home health nurses, or family members. And for them it’s more of a burden than it is entertainment. Thank you, Phil.
 
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I dunno maybe it's me but DSP has bad spending habits is like being surprised the sun rises.

We know he's an idiot with finances...and everything else, what I'm curious about is what he did that made BoA close his account cause they suspected fraud. Everything I looked up as old as 2012 says this is a method they use to make sure the person who holds the account can't use it since they suspect the account holder of fraud.

Something happened and from some porcelain throne google research time there's no one answer why BoA would do this. People had this happened to them for "no reason, BoA was picking on them" to cashing bounced checks and no money to cover it once it's returned to crypto currency to just thinking something is sus which there's a federal case in NYS about that to BOA using it to stop "zombie bank accounts" (fake accounts in dead people's name) to people fall for scams like "here's some free money...now we have your bank account".

So something phil did caused BoA to take notice, or some neghole pozzing that went too far, I find that more fascinating than he spends money like a 16 year old who just got their first job.
 
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Null said:
He says "I need mo' money fo' dem programs" and they give it to them. A fool and his money are easily parted, so if it wasn't DSP it'd be something else. Don't cry over somebody else's money.

There is no coercion or criminal element. Saying people like @BSV are "mentally challenged" might be accurate in some degree but to pretend they don't have agency enough to decide where to put their money is lying to yourself.

To a much stronger degree, Phil is also victim to these games which prey on people with low self-control and addictive personalities. So by your logic the real victim here is Phil. If not for the gaslighting Chinese mobile game developers, he'd not even need mo' money fo' dem programs, yea? But no, you'd not extend that to Phil. So just tell the truth. You don't like him and you don't think he should be able to do what you believe to be a comfortable job.
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Phil is a victim of those gacha games but so are the people who give him money under false pretences. It's misguided to track the "real" victim.

Phil is morally obliged to not lie to the people that fund him. Regardless of whether those people are mentally challenged or not.
Yes, I don't like Phil because he is a giant fucking hypocrite. Begging and feigning distress while wasting so much money on frivolous things (food too not just gacha games) is a morally reprehensible thing to do. I don't understand why is it so difficult to agree with me on that.
Are you suggesting that because what he does is legal, it's ok? Sure, he can keep at it, I'm not arguing against that, but I am justified to denounce it. I don't have to be butt-hurt or jealous to feel this way.

Like I said to someone else above, why don't other people do what he does? He makes 6 figures a year begging to wheelchairs. You can do that too. Why don't you? Because there's something that's stopping you. That something is integrity and self-respect because you know what he's doing is wrong.

Next thing you're gonna say that Phil isn't a lolcow?
 
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Kosher Dill said:
They can't be using that much gas since they never go anywhere and Kat works a block away. I suppose they could be buying Itunes cards, but they don't seem to have any problem with taking Itunes right from the bank so I don't know why they would.

Doordash numbers so far:
June: $316.30
July: $160.98
August: $299.04
September: $180.95 (to date)
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This May have been debunked but they could’ve bought PlayStation network, or switch cards.
 
What I want to know is this:

How the fuck can Phil repeatedly spend $50+ on a haircut? Sure, it could be Kat, but again, spending that much on a fucking haircut?
 
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