Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

DSP in any sort of power would end in failure and hilarity and I don't even think he'd willingly keep it since that's too much work dood
I'm sure he's played some RTS games, watch a TIHYDP of them and you'll see how his brain crumbles when actual thinking is required and he can't just ask chat for help or look it up online(hell any game for that matter)

He can't even manage his own finances
Expecting him to oversee the macroeconomics of an entire nation is a Weimar Germany waiting to happen

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Is Phil retarded?

There’s Phil and then there’s the lovable retard. The lovable retard tries his best to get through the day without attempting to screw anyone or anything up.

Phil on the other hand is the definition of growing up “full retard”. Or as how RDJ puts it:

 

[Michael Janke]

Phil is an unsophisticated beggar who, through cockroach luck, has somehow managed to secure a job that withstands through whatever hardship gets thrown at him.

nah, phil just sort of fell ass backwards into such a high paying job for low effort.
the only problem is he kept falling ass backwards.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The spending from just his BoA account that's been exposed proves that he didn't need to file bankruptcy if he just lived within his means. He could've easily paid all his bills and gotten out of debt by just cutting out A FEW of his ridiculous spending habits. He literally stole HALF A MILLION DOLLARS that we all have to collectively pay for now through increased fees and rates..

 

[Autopsy]

He committed Federal crimes with his bankruptcy fraud. Other people have gone to prison for less. Why is this OK with you? People like him cause you to pay more in bank fees, insurance premiums, interest rates, and the list goes on. And he likely lives better than you from all that yet you defend him.

You're going to have to work harder than that to convince people who aren't already emotionally invested to be MATI about white collar crimes. A forum dedicated to hounding people who have committed white collar crimes, inhabited by people who get really butthurt about them, might even be interesting. This isn't it.
"Why is this OK with you?" - That's why. Why does it matter if any particular user is "OK" with white collar crimes or not, when that's outside the scope of documenting and laughing at the affair, which by the by, already happened? Unless there is a clear and pressing need for intervention, who cares?

I don’t feel like there was a lot of frustration for 99% of this thread though….most of this has been a nonstop laugh track at a man spending an insane amount of money on door dash. Most of us were laughing because once again like the bankruptcy, Phil someone takes our assumptions and expectations and proves he’s even more pathetic than we could’ve dreamed

I agree with the notion that the thread is mostly populated by people with the right mindset and in good spirits, but the bolded portion in the first quote is a prime example of the underlying tension I keep seeing. I waited a moment to respond to you, because I had pretty good confidence one or more examples would show up in real time. How can you "defend" DSP if he isn't under attack? The insistence that people "defending" DSP are doing so because they are in favor of DSP or like his stuff is frankly a massive red flag for cargo cult/ween/personal army behavior lurking in the brinks, or maybe even not so brink since it keeps happening.
I'm probably going to shut up about it now though, since the thread seems to have mostly repaired itself and/or expelled the rest of the front page tourists.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Hey man what are you in for? Double homicide.
What are you in for? Well, you see, there's this guy online named DSP, who plays video games and masturbates on webcam for children, he's an evil, evil man. I posed as him to get his bank details and post his transaction history online for a group of autistic retards to pour over.


In all seriousness, it's nice to have confirmation of what we already knew. The pie chart really puts it into perspective, even small slivers of it would be enough money to change a lot of people's lives for the better and Phil is utilizing it to eat out 6 times a day, truly the King of Hate. I was hoping we may get confirmation that he was getting direct wires from whales or supporters or something, but it seems impossible to tell with the way they show up in the transaction history. It wouldn't surprise me if he had a direct line to some retard throwing money at him.

Phil is an unsophisticated beggar who, through cockroach luck, has somehow managed to secure a job that withstands through whatever hardship gets thrown at him. If he just put money back after his bankruptcy, he could really just retire and live off investments and fuck off from the internet. But I guess when you're an addict, you've got to keep the money rolling in. At least with actual gambling there's a small chance your roll on the craps table nets you 6 figures. Here, you roll for the chance to have a digital Macho Man Randy Savage flex his pecs at you and go OH YEAH.

I wonder if Kat's just along for the ride and she genuinely enjoys the lifestyle that she's currently living or if there's an extensive amount of tension behind the scenes. She works part time correct? If Phil is making this much money and loves his wife sooo much, wouldn't you want to either allow her to stay at home or seek out some form of higher education so she isn't doing part time shifts at the Deli? The plot thickens and thickens and thickens.

With the amount of niggerrich money Philliam has brought in over the last near decade-and-a-half he could've had enough quality rental units to get him his $10-$15k a month without having to beg and clown 6 days a week.

That's why I hope his loyal pigs continue to step up and tip every single day for the next 15 years, by which time Philliam will definitely be dead if he keeps drinking this much.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It's hard to feel sorry for them especially when you look at the kinds of fans DSP has. Like some of them are actually bad people. At one point I even remember people talking about Phil's community being full of pedos.

Well considering Timboslice went into bankruptcy twice, I would say you shouldn't feel bad for people who tip him. Especially weirdo's like OIC. But I can't imagine being that dumb to tip so much you yourself can't deal with your finances and then do it again

 

[Paladin Derich]

If you think that's bad, you should see how much the Star Citizen community has paid for jpegs of fucking spaceships.

The SC community has a lot in common with phil. Both look like they're attendees at NAMBLA conventions, both love jpegs, and both squirm at the sight of a beautiful woman. But to be fair, I dont think phil simps for trannies (bat thing).

 

[Fuscateob]

Ok I've been through the spending data earlier in the thread and the table format is interesting for detail but for visual people who want to see where phils money is going I've made a pie chart.

I've genuinely tried to be as "fair" as possible but with the lack of details on most of the paypal payments I've lumped them all in as WWE champions. I think that's a pretty safe bet as most of the amounts are the exact same as apple payments which are almost certainly mobile game spending.

I've tried to label his business expenses and anything I'm unsure of I've labelled unknown. I've done my best trying to label stuff but as a Britbong I'm not 100% certain on what some of these companies are. His AT&T bill could be a mobile phone or an internet line for example... But I think I've made a safe and fair bet in most cases. Feel free to check the CSV file for the data I've labelled. In the grand scheme of things if I've mislabelled $100 here and there it's not going to change much.

Some of the insurance payments he makes could be car insurance or home insurance, I've just put those down as household expenses. His car payments also includes stuff like maintenance where it was obvious.

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It's easy to look at this and say "well he only spent 3% of his income on alcohol"... But that's $1062 in 3 months.

The cult members are going to say "well he only spends 6% on eating out..." but that's $1000 per month. That's fucking unbelievable.

His biggest expense is gotcha gaming, that's $8225.62. Thing of the honey moon kat could have had with that.

Totals:

Alcohol	1062.4​
Banking Fees	65​
Business Expenses	407.7​
Car Payments	1550.81​
Condo Dues	812​
Eating Out	2358.23​
Entertainment	5.49​
Groceries	3930.88​
Grooming	102.51​
Healthcare	1167.2​
Household Expenses	1237.42​
Internet Bills	1474.87​
Jasper	782.76​
Mortgage	7397.51​
Phone Bills	553.4​
Taxes	4799.64​
Unknown	1711.41​
Utility Bills	1267.79​
WWE Champions	8225.62​

Total spend: $38,872

It's worth noting that those tax payments are from previous years he didn't pay taxes. He's not paid anything this year and he's not saved anything... He's going to eventually fuck himself big style.



Some interesting things I found were below:

Remember when his flat tyre was a big deal that could cost him hundreds of dollars....


Phil also had multiple banking fees for going overdrawn on his account. How you make $10k a month and go overdrawn is unreal.

The biggest conclusion is what we already knew, Phil makes more than enough to live like royalty but pisses it away really stupidly. He's spent over $6000 on food, no one needs to do this, this is ridiculous. How the fuck are they eating out so much but still spending $4k on groceries to eat at home...

$8k on mobile gaming, what the actual fuck.

This is a man who doesn't even need to downsize his home, his mortgage of $1800 + $400/month for utilities is pretty good really. I was expecting that to be more but how does he spend this much on food... Either Kat is now 400lbs or he's secretly started a soup kitchen where he tells homeless people how trolls keep trying to kill him.

I would mock him but my graph would be the same, sans WWE champs and full dominoes

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

With the amount of niggerrich money Philliam has brought in over the last near decade-and-a-half he could've had enough quality rental units to get him his $10-$15k a month without having to beg and clown 6 days a week.

That's why I hope his loyal pigs continue to step up and tip every single day for the next 15 years, by which time Philliam will definitely be dead if he keeps drinking this much.

Oh you know damn well Phil would never get rental units. He would either have to interact on the phone or *gasp* face to face with either the renters or a property manager. Better to avoid human interaction all together

 

[bad seed]

I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I still have 20 pages of this thread to skim through but this is gold. So many questions I've had that got answered from this leak.

Keeps Khet around by spending a lot on her, he doordashes very frequently while claiming he's out and about, he still spends tons on WWE Champions and hiding it behind Itunes gift cards, he is drinking very frequently, and he's constantly spending as soon as he gets it.

All of this of course he tried to downplay it by saying he's being on the el cheapo side but clearly that was all a bunch of bullshit. There's no more speculation here for me. He is indeed fucking up WAY more than I anticipated. He's just that terrible with money.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.

I don't know how much Phil pays for it, but a 1L bottle of Tanqueray should cost around $25-$30, and yes it is insane

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.

I don't drink, but my father is/was. 350$ in drink money is insane. I think my dad would be ripping his hair out if he spent that kind of money on drinks alone.

 

[Prince Lotor]

......how does one spend so much money on one damn video game? Not even CHRIS-CHAN has done that (his absurd spending, at least, covers a wide swathe of games.)
Is Phil retarded?

He's been consistently spending this much on WWEChampions since at least March 2018. The lowball amount is he has spent $80K on this game, while not paying his taxes. He kept up this level of spending during his bankruptcy.

He is a fucking gacha junkie. Also yes, he's retarded lol

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I still have 20 pages of this thread to skim through but this is gold. So many questions I've had that got answered from this leak.

Keeps Khet around by spending a lot on her, he doordashes very frequently while claiming he's out and about, he still spends tons on WWE Champions and hiding it behind Itunes gift cards, he is drinking very frequently, and he's constantly spending as soon as he gets it.

All of this of course he tried to downplay it by saying he's being on the el cheapo side but clearly that was all a bunch of bullshit. There's no more speculation here for me. He is indeed fucking up WAY more than I anticipated. He's just that terrible with money.

This is the best part of Phil. I could care less about how badly he plays video games. Its just so hard to believe someone at this stage in life with this amount of money spends it like this or does the financial things he does. I am just so fascinated with him financially that I can't turn away as he spends himself into poverty

 

[DarkSydeBegging]

I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.

Just like you said, depends on how retarded you are and how much you're willing to shill out for it. I Bought just one bottle of whisky for 300~ USD just because I'm retarded. Most alcohol sits around 10-20 bucks a bottle if you're going for the ''cheap''/normal stuff. 350 a month really is insane, it's not just you.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Already did:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bank-documents-18-sept-2021.100483/page-51#post-10014375

(But I stopped pasting the full text into my posts)

Hey man, thanks for the work, but the formatting in your csv files was fucked up. Every row was smushed together in a single cell for me.
So I reformatted it for myself. Here's my file, if anyone else has the same issue.

 

[NynchLiggers]

With the amount of niggerrich money Philliam has brought in over the last near decade-and-a-half he could've had enough quality rental units to get him his $10-$15k a month without having to beg and clown 6 days a week.

That's why I hope his loyal pigs continue to step up and tip every single day for the next 15 years, by which time Philliam will definitely be dead if he keeps drinking this much.

Will Phil die during stream? It could happen.

 

[Michael Janke]

phil is going to throw a fit tomorrow.
he's a paranoid freak and would likely go ballisitic at the though of his itemized expenses coming to light.
even durong his bankruptcy, he explicitly lied to hide them.
no doubt half the comments for the next week or so are going to bring it up.