Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Agoodpotroast]

Partial disability is $600 a month. But you have to get your ass to a state scheduled doctor’s appointment to be evaluated to get it.

Where do you live where $600 a month isn't considered 'not much money'? Because that's where I need to move immediately,

That's true and I forgot about that, I was thinking more along the lines of what I have seen in others and experienced myself - when you get to a certain level of alcohol intake food becomes less of a concern and you only really eat snacky foods high in Salt and Sugar to maintain a few elements your diet is lacking.

I don't know if you're referencing it at the level my mind went to but there's an actual eating disorder that's basically that - people saving their calories for booze and not eating. Although I don't think that Amber would ever get to a point where she wouldn't eat if given the choice. Liquids fill your stomach but food hits different.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Where do you live where $600 a month isn't considered 'not much money'? Because that's where I need to move immediately,

Anywhere in the grand scheme of Living in the USA.... 600 bucks ain't even paying the rent. Somewhere in the ghetto, mebbe. But for fuck certain not the Henry or the "style" in which our Fat Princess feels so entitled to.

Troof.

Double it or triple that $600 bills and you MIGHT have a somewhat decent life and be be able to get by okay. $600 dollars a month is chump change. I couldn't live on it and no way in Hell our gorl could without roommates. She eats that much in 2weeks, easy.

Not ragging ya, just reality speaking here.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Anywhere in the grand scheme of Living in the USA.... 600 bucks ain't even paying the rent. Somewhere in the ghetto, mebbe. But for fuck certain not the Henry or the "style" in which our Fat Princess feels so entitled to.

Troof.

Double it or triple that $600 bills and you MIGHT have a somewhat decent life and be be able to get by okay. $600 dollars a month is chump change. I couldn't live on it and no way in Hell our gorl could without roommates. She eats that much in 2weeks, easy.

Not ragging ya, just reality speaking here.

Depends on where you live and what you can find on the market.

I live in Texas and not one of the huge cities but its comparable to Lexington in population, bought my 1,000 square foot apartment for 60k the mortgage is $450 a month but I pay a little more than and no it’s not in the ghetto.

however, property that is comparable to The Henry goes for $1200 easy and since properties like that tend to be corporate you couldnt actually buy a unit.

Now, if she were to live in an actual metropolitan area, like downtown Seattle (lol bitch wut?), her purse would be a lot lighter than it is now.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Anywhere in the grand scheme of Living in the USA.... 600 bucks ain't even paying the rent. Somewhere in the ghetto, mebbe. But for fuck certain not the Henry or the "style" in which our Fat Princess feels so entitled to.

Troof.

Double it or triple that $600 bills and you MIGHT have a somewhat decent life and be be able to get by okay. $600 dollars a month is chump change. I couldn't live on it and no way in Hell our gorl could without roommates. She eats that much in 2weeks, easy.

Not ragging ya, just reality speaking here.

How many Deathfats are on Disability or welfare and still mange to shovel 10,000 calories a day? DeathByJen gets SSI/SSDI/whatever and a subsidized apartment (not matter how shit) and STILL managed to eat herself to (soon-impending) death. Amber will be fine if she has to get SSI/SSDI. US has so much cheap, shit food, she will have no problem maintaining her planetary figure. She will have to give up the "luxury" apartment though. But that doesn't matter. It is not as if she appreciates the space she lives in. She merely needs a place with enough room for a couch that she can plant her fat ass on and a table to put the food on.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Where do you live where $600 a month isn't considered 'not much money'? Because that's where I need to move immediately,

I meant it’s not enough to feed Amber and support her hoarding.

 

[AlbaCanSagi]

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That giant baby public role play with Daddy wife is not cute. It's vomit. Pure vomit.

 

[Fupacabra]

I think we should stop demanding that Al shows us her legs. Since one of her leg is getting so lymphedema-huge, I think she should just show the bigger one. Just one naked elephant treetrunk leg is good enough, you retarded cucumber boat deepthroating cunt!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

That’s like the third time minimum that she’s used that stupid af “baby” face scribble filter

 

[TC-P]

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When did she start wearing the checkers again? Are they back in fashion or is she still stuck in the 90s?

 

[Owlflaps]

When did she start wearing the checkers again? Are they back in fashion or is she still stuck in the 90s?

She's never stopped wearing them. Those plastic chokers are the only things can she can maneuver around her fat head and neck.

 

[Janai]

was watching vids of alr and seen his photo

it's my first time seeing it so decided to post, it's obviously from a while ago cause she still had the blonde, can't imagine what she looks like from this angle now
was watching this video https://youtu.be/b8vfS7IziCs
every time I see alr comparison videos I just watch them with my mouth open cause it's just so crazy how old fat amber looks like a skinny legend next to the new fat amber

 

[King Fructose]

was watching vids of alr and seen his photo
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it's my first time seeing it so decided to post, it's obviously from a while ago cause she still had the blonde, can't imagine what she looks like from this angle now
was watching this video https://youtu.be/b8vfS7IziCs
every time I see alr comparison videos I just watch them with my mouth open cause it's just so crazy how old fat amber looks like a skinny legend next to the new fat amber

I’m pretty sure that’s Lacy from MSHPL. But she looks shockingly like Amber and Amber isn’t far from being that size.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I’m pretty sure that’s Lacy from MSHPL. But she looks shockingly like Amber and Amber isn’t far from being that size.

I was gonna say. I was sure I recognized that parking lot / entry way lol

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Wasn't there a thread for the new wife at some point? Did it get deleted or something?

 

[dollastoho]

Wasn't there a thread for the new wife at some point? Did it get deleted or something?

Here

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

The monkey on Amber's back is, and has always been, food. Bodies don't lie.
She might dabble with alcohol, like Foodie with drugs, but addictions with a strangle hold on someone rarely let up, or change how they manifest.
Here she discusses a diet fail, and is as near to candid or truthful as I've ever heard her.
The empty promises, hopes, plans, determination, giving in to temptation, bliss, coming down, self hatred, empty promises.. all the addiction language and experience is there.
She doesn't need to turn to alcohol, food is her master.
Timestamped.
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Poor Becky, after a day of Mexican and taco bell shits.

 

[numberonegirl]

I think she's trolling when she takes her boozehound, White Claw selfies. She knows Drunklynn was iconic and those are her pathetic attempts at recreating that magic. Even her livestream where she was drinking was an attempt at awkwardly, stupidly recreating the original video. Nothing can fill alr's void but food.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I think she's trolling when she takes her boozehound, White Claw selfies. She knows Drunklynn was iconic and those are her pathetic attempts at recreating that magic. Even her livestream where she was drinking was an attempt at awkwardly, stupidly recreating the original video. Nothing can fill alr's void but food.

The live streams, memberships and SuperChats are not going to sustain her long term. It was going to dwindle anyway but her attitude and lack of content will accelerate it - she has been de-monetised and unless she deletes all her click-bait uploads with thumbnails with food crammed in her mouth she will not be re-monetised

Her brand is the car-crash MSHPL in real time - and her brand has been cancelled - she has nothing else now - she is screwed

 

[peach tea]

The live streams, memberships and SuperChats are not going to sustain her long term. It was going to dwindle anyway but her attitude and lack of content will accelerate it - she has been de-monetised and unless she deletes all her click-bait uploads with thumbnails with food crammed in her mouth she will not be re-monetised

Her brand is the car-crash MSHPL in real time - and her brand has been cancelled - she has nothing else now - she is screwed

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