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I'm sure it would work fine for hand processing bud, but that's what a line of folding tables are for...so you can put them away and use as much of the room as possible for growing. Also you wouldn't use thick ply for such a table as it's at least twice as thick as it should be and thus way more expensive than it needs to be assuming all that you're doing is weed related shit on it, and finally that tongue sticking out is uniquely mystifying for cannabis related activities as it basically just takes up useful center room square footage.

Definitely doesn't read as intended for pot related stuff, but that's probably about the amount of weight that should be put on that bench...

Yes but they don't do anything fully thought out or build appropriate structures for their purposes.

If it's a grow op, maybe they'll half ass it like their own transition, and expect some sort of trans magic to fix the rest in to a beautiful true and honest grow op.

Edit - "1 month in to growing season vs 5 months growing do I pass as a cute grow op?"

 

[Miss Misery]

Reminder that the tranch only has water rights to irrigate an acre of land. A hydro grow op (or any grow op) would run through their water allotment absurdly fast.

Also I said the black trancher looked Samoan, but I guess black, Japanese, and Hawaiian isn't too far off!

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Yes but they don't do anything fully thought out or build appropriate structures for their purposes.

If it's a grow op, maybe they'll half ass it like their own transition, and expect some sort of trans magic to fix the rest in to a beautiful true and honest grow op.

Edit - "1 month in to growing season vs 5 months growing do I pass as a cute grow op?"

Oh, I'm well aware of the incompetence, but even assuming that between all the hormone rotted brains they thought that the size and shape and orientation was correct...someone has to carry that heavy ass plywood they're using for the top, and someone had to buy it.

Even retards should be able to look at the price of the thinner options next door to these pieces of ply and and say "hmmm, why those are much cheaper and I can almost lift this thinner one without help, maybe if I'm just trimming bud we can save a buck and several dozen pounds in the process".

To my mind, the material costs and effort involved just don't match up even assuming what we know about how bad they are at everything, this seems to violate even those assumptions if they were planning to make a bud trimming table.

With one exception, and that's "donations": if the wood was donated then suddenly that all falls into place because the materials cost drops precipitously.

But outside of that I tend to think they just made the world's worst workbench, and I can't wait for the story about how fascists sabotaged their shed's workbench resulting in a strong wahmen needing to post endless selfies from the hospital because the table collapsed onto someone's foot.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

To my mind, the material costs and effort involved just don't match up even assuming what we know about how bad they are at everything, this seems to violate even those assumptions if they were planning to make a bud trimming table.

Or ostensibly serving double purpose for processing alpaca fibre, since they had been outsourcing that before. And it looked to me like they're going to put up a wall/partition, following the bench outgrowth as well. So it really wouldn't be sticking out into the middle of the room.

With one exception, and that's "donations": if the wood was donated then suddenly that all falls into place because the materials cost drops precipitously.

Donated, or "reappropriated/repurposed"? I don't know about Colorado, but lumber is/was at a premium everywhere else.

Edit: thinking on it more, they're probably intending on using the space for wool, with a separate area for.... whatever.

But no doubt there's a couple plants somewhere on the Tranch, neglected like everything else. Or at least a couple of scraggly seedlings & big big plans.

 

[NattyDaddy]

Power leveling a bit, I've been growing cannabis/ involved in the business going on 8 years and there's no chance that "workshop" is going to or could be used to grow anything. There best bet would be to set up a hoop house and grow in soil. Hydro is very time consuming and they'd fuck it up within a week. I honestly hope they try to grow, I'd loooove to see that saga.

 

[Beating Women]

I assume the cat will have eaten most of if not all the rats by the time she gets back

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[WhoBusTank69]

You packed your bags, left a stupidly high-paying no-work job, and went to live with a bunch of retarded dirt farmers for no pay.
Brilliant.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

She's loving it now, but it won't be long before she is sick and resentful of cleaning up after man babies and I cannot wait for that day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I think the most damning evidence of the lazy do nothing attitude of the tranchers can be summed up perfectly by the fact that Kindness of all fucking people can completely put their cleanliness in order in a couple days working "half as hard as at my former job".

 

[AnOminous]

She's loving it now, but it won't be long before she is sick and resentful of cleaning up after man babies and I cannot wait for that day.

Or because they're heterosexual men and autogynephile perverts, it's inevitable one of them will hit on her in a way she considers literal rape.

 

[stupid frog]

Methinks they're going to try and set up a shitty hydro grow op; Bonnie & Kindness were ruminating on it.

Kevin has mentioned them wanting to grow weed in the past.

Also you have to get rid of the male plants or you end up with seedy ditchweed. What are the odds you think they can grasp that concept?

>assuming plants gender

wow ok TERF

GP is gastroparesis, which does have a test (stomach emptying something or another I think?), but again it's apparently pretty easy to fuck with.

You are supposed to stop eating and drinking, I think 12hrs prior to intake. Then you get an upper endo (idk if right term), and they can tell that way I guess.

Obv the easiest way to fuck it up is to eat something before you go. With a certain timeframe, probably.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I am surprised anyone has trouble believing in the authenticity of "gender" magic as espoused by trannies. It is entirely normal and common for a man to arrive in a house full of women and immediately start doing housework because those women's living situation is so disgusting, while calling himself a "cleaning fairy."

Happens all the time. Practically a cliché.

PL, but for some reason all the women in my family are filthy slobs and the men are (relatively speaking, at least) neat freaks. I know that my family is way, way out of the norm there, but at least for us this is pretty accurate... except none of us would call ourselves a "cleaning fairy" while we're picking through the fucking trash heaps that my sisters leave around, we'll just call them pigs.

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>Cleaning up after a bunch of men pretending to be women
>Raising young children
If you consider the former anywhere near as fulfilling as the latter (nevermind twice as fulfilling) then you should never be allowed anywhere near children.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

it's inevitable one of them will hit on her in a way she considers literal rape.

I'll never understand this behavior pattern. How do some people not realize that when you get involved with someone who claims that every prior relationship and friendship ended because of rape or abuse, that the second your relationship sours with them, it'll likely be due to some "rape" or "abuse" you weren't privy to?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'll never understand this behavior pattern. How do some people not realize that when you get involved with someone who claims that every prior relationship and friendship ended because of rape or abuse, that the second your relationship sours with them, it'll likely be due to some "rape" or "abuse" you weren't privy to?

So you know those chicks who go on about bad boys saying "IT'S OK I CAN FIX HIM???" That but men thinking with their dick instead of clit and saying "I'LL BE THE GOOD ONE!!!"

More complex answer: a group of nerds who either are behind on social norms due to upbringing or conditions (e.g. autism) tend not to catch red flags as easy. Alyssa could have charming energy to someone naive who's never encountered a literal personality disorder before. Whatever she's diagnosed with, she is a cheery woman who has lots of energy and hope, speaks the walk about trans issues, and even likes furry stuff and witch things like other tranchers. She's something that's like catnip to these people. And when she talks about how hard her life was, they sympathize without thinking since they too had a hard life and had to turn part of their critical thinking off/had none to join the trans cult in the first place.

A number of us are also guessing that the first to hit on her and get with her, Paul/Bonnie, is aware of her mental issues and worse, is taking advantaged of them. Bonbon seems to have some narcissist traits himself, and could love the fact he got a warm hole (eugh) who'd do ANYTHING for him and that he can manipulate that. He is certainly not going to be able to control her as well as he would like, but some will be exerted before Alyssa calls him a raypiss abuser.

 

[stupid frog]

I hope she calls Kevin a rapist lol

 

[SCSI]

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This is very fucking odd, however I have a theory for it. Ash is known to be a very thin skinned coddled cunt, having a video she made where she literally fucking cried because her "the fandom" documentary "got a backlash of hate" and blamed it on his ADHD and said "hate wave" (which lets be honest, is just a mix of people going "yiff in hell furfag", people providing some valid but harsh criticism and people who went "yeah nah this is just propaganda".). So what I suspect is that she saw some comments and deleted the video and moved it to vimeo to not be bullied at all and now put it up on youtube as unlisted. however the comments say otherwise.

(video in question where he balls his fucking eyes out over being 'bullied") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKp4g43rxGs

Good find, and have an archive, a dumbass in a fursuit having a performative emotional meltdown on camera should be preserved for posterity.

 

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Good find, and have an archive, a dumbass in a fursuit having a performative emotional meltdown on camera should be preserved for posterity.

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A voice like Chris Chan mixed with a dash of Brianna Wu. How do you even get to this point?

 

[AMHOLIO]

A voice like Chris Chan mixed with a dash of Brianna Wu. How do you even get to this point?

The power of autism compels him.


I feel bad for Ash since I know how harsh it can be posting things online, but he can't evade criticism forever. It's hard to change your mindset but if he can't ever ignore things he needs someone else to handle his youtube comments or not post at all. I don't care if he wants to portray furries as saints, he needs to know he's gotta step back because his fandom has a reason for its reputation and unfortunately for his dumb ass, the tranch as well.

I wish him well as a fellow creative (and for giving a documentary on my favorite community watch thread), but buckle the fuck up or stop posting if its that much strain. Also, don't film in your muffled fursuit. At least show stock footage of things or some art you can talk over so people can hear you well enough.

 

[who dare wins?]

A voice like Chris Chan mixed with a dash of Brianna Wu. How do you even get to this point?

HRT motherfucker, HRT. and mangling your crotch region worse than rotting Turkish janissaries on pikes in the Wallachian countryside

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I first want to say this: that black mold probably made him make that film hell if he's been living there for years that black mode probably gave him some brain rot and made him go troon mode lol.

a general view on this video is that the first half is basically bitching about "WE SPENT OUR BLOOD N TEARS IN SHHEEEETTT" for the documentary which I can get most definitely but comes off as whingy. you shouldn't complain about this we have had journos go to North Korea for fucks sake. the second half gets is ok, he talks about his grandad dying and I also get that. I have an older relative of mine pass recently so it can be hard to leave people behind. then you start seething and moulding over the fact it couldn't be in theatres which would have been WORSE because it likely would have gone cuck mode ("cuck mode" refers to the movie "cuck" which got $0 in its first week of debut in the box office) and releasing it on the internet would be better. then finally oh finally the "HATE WAVE BROKE ME MUH OCD GOT SO BAD", shut the fuck up you troon. you are a coddled little cunt who never had criticism even in art school because everyone there is hunky-dory about everything. I get it I can feel really shit when getting my stuff torn to absolute fucking shreds but people saying "lol die furfag" and people providing actual construction criticisms giving you panic attacks? seems like a few screws are loose. call me MATI but this fucker is focusing too much on the negative because he has nothing else to focus on for attention since the reception of the film was 90% positive by furries anyway.

The power of autism compels him.


I feel bad for Ash since I know how harsh it can be posting things online, but he can't evade criticism forever. It's hard to change your mindset but if he can't ever ignore things he needs someone else to handle his youtube comments or not post at all. I don't care if he wants to portray furries as saints, he needs to know he's gotta step back because his fandom has a reason for its reputation and unfortunately for his dumb ass, the tranch as well.

I wish him well as a fellow creative (and for giving a documentary on my favorite community watch thread), but buckle the fuck up or stop posting if its that much strain. Also, don't film in your muffled fursuit. At least show stock footage of things or some art you can talk over so people can hear you well enough.

Personally, I do think ash is too ahead of himself. too fucking cocky and cannot handle criticism, which will likely be his downfall in the foreseeable future. Also, mate you do not want to see his troon face please keep the fursuit on for the love of Christ almighty.