Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

I just wonder how much interaction Phil does with his banking (I imagine very little). Because one of the places I do business with, straight requires a passcode for verification. You can know a person's name, DoB, SSN, and all that good stuff; but if you don't know their passcode, you'll be turned away (online and in person). I'd like to think BoA at least knows of such an idea; but they're a straight fucking evil business, so don't know if they'd partake of such security measures.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I just wonder how much interaction Phil does with his banking (I imagine very little). Because one of the places I do business with, straight requires a passcode for verification. You can know a person's name, DoB, SSN, and all that good stuff; but if you don't know their passcode, you'll be turned away (online and in person). I'd like to think BoA at least knows of such an idea; but they're a straight fucking evil business, so don't know if they'd partake of such security measures.
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He didn't set up a telephonic PIN for phone banking. That's how they were able to get in with just his account number and last four of social.
 
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goku123 said:
even if it was the best porn site, that'd be weird for him to subcscribe to it, because he has zero libido if his interactions with panda were any indication.
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It's entirely possible he's coomered himself out. There are people I know who have done the same thing. So much time with porn that they get married and things don't go well in the bedroom.
 
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Dave Burn Hell said:
Whoopsie.
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LOL!

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[EDIT: I think it was closer to 33 minutes in. For some reason that timer doesn't refresh in realtime for me, instead stying frozen in time from the moment the page loaded.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
So I'm wondering, does anyone know how to avoid the situation Phil just got put into? I think it would be educational for people who also don't take their banking seriously that this could happen to.
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Do more than the absolute basic level of security required. From what I'm getting here, Phil literally couldn't even be bothered to do more simply out of sheer laziness even though he's a very public figure that would have a significant amount of people who would want to do to him what just happened.

I mean, it's the kind of thing Phil has been raving about forever, the trolls trying to attack him and shit...only this time it's actually happened and it just proves he's taken no precautions for something apparently threatening him on a daily basis.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I just wonder how much interaction Phil does with his banking (I imagine very little). Because one of the places I do business with, straight requires a passcode for verification. You can know a person's name, DoB, SSN, and all that good stuff; but if you don't know their passcode, you'll be turned away (online and in person). I'd like to think BoA at least knows of such an idea; but they're a straight fucking evil business, so don't know if they'd partake of such security measures.
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I couldn't believe I actually got Phil's account balance when I tried. It took putting in information that was publicly available. How did this not need a passcode or anything?

I hope I don't get contacted for breaching Phil's info. I thought it would never work.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I couldn't believe I actually got Phil's account balance when I tried. It took putting in information that was publicly available. How did this not need a passcode or anything?

I hope I don't get contacted for breaching Phil's info. I thought it would never work.
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the info might have been public. You however are not Pigsler Burnshell. The only person that should be accessing that information is the pigroach.

Your curiosity potentially put you in a bad spot. It’s best not to admit things like this and just keep it to yourself and forget you ever did it imo. I really wish @Null would step in here and highlight some pretty OBVIOUS and EASY ways to commit a crime with this information so people wouldn’t do it, but then again it would probably just encourage some idiots to actually do it.

If I stop on the street and find a wallet and pick up the wallet and then find the persons social security number and bank account information in the wallet and proceed to use that information or disseminate that information, or sell it, and then charge up a bunch of things on that persons debit card. Then I dump the wallet in a dumpster. I should expect to be prosecuted. This is like you stumbling on Pigslers wallet.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I just wonder how much interaction Phil does with his banking (I imagine very little). Because one of the places I do business with, straight requires a passcode for verification. You can know a person's name, DoB, SSN, and all that good stuff; but if you don't know their passcode, you'll be turned away (online and in person). I'd like to think BoA at least knows of such an idea; but they're a straight fucking evil business, so don't know if they'd partake of such security measures.
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Bankers are bunch of cheaters they use online lag to get upper hand! No amount of button pressing helps poor Phil
 
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goku123 said:
even if it was the best porn site, that'd be weird for him to subcscribe to it, because he has zero libido if his interactions with panda were any indication.
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It's more that whatever libido he does have is completely consoomed by porn. His dick is probably so numb from constantly death gripping it while jerking off that he can't even get off with an actual human.
 
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Christ, I missed a lot. Has he addressed this at all…or is he Mr Not Transparent at the moment?
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
i love how pozloading my neghole is more of a guideline than hardline rule. "don't commit federal crimes, unless its really important and for a beloved lolcow"
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Don't you know that like one third of the DSP subforum is wëëns now? If you read the thread a lot there's a difference between friends who need a break and are a little mati, and this new breed of detractor who just sits around wishing harm on him. The latter are overgrown like algae and there's not a lot of sensible input like yours around. Older members migrated away mostly.
GiveMeTheMoney said:
My eyes nearly fell out hearing that lowe's payment. Lawnmower, some kind of kitchen refirbishing, or...well I don't know what else. That's a lot of money for a place like this.
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They have a poorly trained cat who very likely pisses on everything because both owners are lazy. If you don't let them run around they get stressed and don't sleep well, ontop of that stressed cats piss along the baseboards a lot. Moreso if they have urinary tract infections from litter neglect. I'd bet he bought carpet and had them handle the installation based on the price.
Kramer on the phone said:
phil probably doesn't even remember his own fucking password at this point. so it would be very easy for him to get fucked with. beyond that it doesn't matter what he says, he can say with 100% truth "these guys got access to my banking info and now i'm fucking broke, i don't even remember a lot of these purchases i have to assume someone stole my shit please donate"
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Praise, this exactly. Enjoy the info as entertainment with some measure of skepticism but don't celebrate the person or encourage this because this makes him a victim and number one that's gay but number two that's what makes him the most money
Agent Proper said:
My guess would be a home appliance.
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My dude I disagree. An appliance breaking and being replaced he wouldn't shut up about, but if he's replacing the carpet because it's fucking disgusting smelling in his bedroom, that he'd be silent about. Admitting his cat son is both retarded and pissing all over the floor and that he neglects his car and lives in that squalor, nope. He can't even take the obvious Ls we see him do.
capefear56 said:
Different devices, perhaps. If he runs WWE on an emulator, it's entirely possible that he pays for it using Paypal when on his laptop and iTunes when on his phone. Either that or maybe he plays a different game on the side that doesn't accept Paypal.
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Yeah absolutely. Now you guys see why he really replaced that laptop.
 
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AnOminous said:
His dick is probably so numb from constantly death gripping it while jerking off that he can't even get off with an actual human.
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You can't seriously think his dick still works, or that he'd have any interest in using it if it did. My theory remains that the last time he engaged in any sexual activity whatsoever was "The Incident".
 
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