DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[architects]

Im late to the party

Given how much Phil loves to overshare and bitch about his problems, and how massive this last leak was and his given current reaction of "just chill guys nothing is happening lol" I see 2 possibilities:
1.- Phil is bottling everything which will inevitably lead to a massive blow out
2.- Khet is being Phil's pillow and has to deal with all the crying
Phil is an absolute bitch that can't get over any minor inconvenience without making a three hours long soap apera about it, and this reaction is 100% unlike him.

I’m late to the party of this new arc…but I’d go with door 1. It’ll be something small that triggers the mt saint helens eruption.

 

[UsedUp]

Look at that. Phil made his $300 for the day.

 

[SPhobos]

Look at that. Phil made his $300 for the day.

One more tips goal to go to cover his monthly booze bill.

 

[Jasper2K]

300 dollars in tips I mean gin money. Sounds good?

 

[Fragarach]

$200 in tips and honestly I'm just laughing when he hits the tips goal now that we know where his money's going. These whales are going to prop Phil up for years as he pisses all their money away on gacha, booze and food and it's never going to end until they tap out and the cycle continues.

 

[Kosher Dill]

1.- Phil is bottling everything which will inevitably lead to a massive blow out

When have you ever known Phil to put things into bottles?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This fucking guy.

Phil, you're as transparent as that greasy BK sandwich wrapper you keep flaunting. No one with an IQ above dryer lint buys your bullshit. We're just waiting for you to fuck up and let it slip. And you will.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue]

And yet his denthead whales do. They're rushing to jack off over this,.

 

[DukeMorty]

This fucking guy.

Phil, you're as transparent as that greasy BK sandwich wrapper you keep flaunting. No one with an IQ above dryer lint buys your bullshit. We're just waiting for you to fuck up and let it slip. And you will.


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"I really appreciate that you always have my back..." Wow just fucking wow. He knows that his fans know of the bank statements (wouldnt be surprsied since OIC was in here during the bank stuff) and sucking up to them so they dont leave him. I bet he got emails from whales saying that they still support him regardless of these bank statements. Knowing Phil, he gave them a false promise to change and that he will do better. Now if he lied to his mom about a 10 year plan then I bet 10000% he lied to some random wankers on the internet giving him money. Phil you creepy fuck stain you truly amaze me how you can spin shit even when your pants are caught down. Keep up the lolcow show and never stop being disgusting. Big ups.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

His donators are simple creatures really, the ones we have now who still do this don't really seem to care what Phil does with his money and what he spends it on (however to an outsider who doesn't know much about his spending habits or people like us who know exactly how his begging tactics work and how he could easily make some cut backs on his lifestyle but refuses to can easily pick apart his inconsistencies, but that's besides the point I'm making) they simply see the transaction as something beneficial to them and Phil, that's really what it all comes down to.

Obviously not all these people donate to him for the same reasons, but it really just speaks volumes to how committed and warped these people are to stick their heads in the sand at any and all evidence on the contrary, and go further down the path of pignosis, even if they don't care about his financial wellbeing in the slightest, it's still incredibly daft and ignorant.

As time goes on, these people are going to wonder where it all went wrong with Phil's and their own decisions, and it may take a while, but they will eventually come to terms that the sole problem was staring back at them on a screen begging for tips on stream for a decade +, Philip Burnell.

 

[Xenomorph]

Phil in aviators playing flight sims… Top Gout lol

 

[GoutMan]

What would his parents say about how much progress he's made on his 10 year plan?

I'm sure he's already told them about it as he's admitted to spending a few hours every week to catch up with momma and papa gout. But I bet he left out the details and just blamed the trolls for stealing his identity.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

If I remember right, with the escort saga, he waited a few days before addressing it. Granted, that might not be the best example since it ended up being false, but it was still something everyone was talking about in his chat. But until he finally started talking about it, he followed the same pattern of banning a bunch of people, vaguely alluding to drama and then eventually bringing up the forbidden topic. I think the initial Champions/Line saga went the same way.

If it was anyone else, I'd say he was waiting to build up his gout fortress and get rid of the immediate trolls, so when he does finally talk about it he just has supporters in his hugbox. But, since this is Phil, I think it's a case of him using all the willpower he has to try and avoid talking about it, and eventually giving up because he can't help but talk about every little thing in his life.

I'd guess he ends up slipping after his day off. He'll probably talk about behind the scenes stress on the actual day off, maybe even use it as a way to try and drag more viewers in by promising to talk about it on the next stream.

 

[Sup3r]

If I remember right, with the escort saga, he waited a few days before addressing it. Granted, that might not be the best example since it ended up being false, but it was still something everyone was talking about in his chat. But until he finally started talking about it, he followed the same pattern of banning a bunch of people, vaguely alluding to drama and then eventually bringing up the forbidden topic. I think the initial Champions/Line saga went the same way.

If it was anyone else, I'd say he was waiting to build up his gout fortress and get rid of the immediate trolls, so when he does finally talk about it he just has supporters in his hugbox. But, since this is Phil, I think it's a case of him using all the willpower he has to try and avoid talking about it, and eventually giving up because he can't help but talk about every little thing in his life.

I'd guess he ends up slipping after his day off. He'll probably talk about behind the scenes stress on the actual day off, maybe even use it as a way to try and drag more viewers in by promising to talk about it on the next stream.

Even if he does bring it up, he still won't directly talk about it. Part of the reason the escort saga lasted as long as it did is that Phil refused to talk about it. He easily could've debunked it by revealing khat in the middle.

With champions he avoids naming it like the plague. He knows he can't semantics his way out of it, so he will dodge the question. He only brought the claims up once when someone used an at the time wrong number in chat.

With line he tried to play dumb, but no one is buying that shit. When it came up on his forums he shut it down quickly and he still holds a grudge against mora. The screed he wrote in response being at best word salad. I still remember he tried to pull a "what if I changed my number" not long after saying he hadn't changed his number on an oblivion stream in regards to Rambo.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Interesting clip by Blooper World Order

He repeats his moronic take that he had back when hurricane Ida hit Louisiana, that US HYOOMANS have this STOOPID desire to transcend our limitations by living in dangerous places, like places where there's floods every year or near active volcanoes and that we should STAHP! As if we needed more confirmation that Phil is the Last Man as described in Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Not to mention, Phil lives near Mt. Rainier, which is considered one of the most dangerous volcanoes in the world today, so when is he gonna move to a safer location? Never? I thought so.

If you don't care about that tard take skip to 1:15, he is being very vague about the STOOPID DRAMUH that's affecting him right now, saying that he's gonna talk about it when he feels the time is right. Basically, like with every other big source of drama he's trying to concoct a narrative beforehand, so he won't address it at all until he has a narrative primed and ready to go.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Before, detractors were torn on whether to laugh or cry when Phil hits the tips goal

After today, its 100% laugh. Imagine knowing how this fat fuck spends his money (gacha, doordash, gin and NOT his mortgage) and still giving him money. Pure hilarity

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Before, detractors were torn on whether to laugh or cry when Phil hits the tips goal

After today, its 100% laugh. Imagine knowing how this fat fuck spends his money (gacha, doordash, gin and NOT his mortgage) and still giving him money. Pure hilarity

Its legit win win now. He doesn't make it we get golddust, he makes it we know where its going.

 

[behind_the_scenes_begging]

Combining his spending details with his antics over the journey paints a really depressing picture to me. As much as we dislike him, the man must truly hate himself. This is pathetic to the point where watching this inadequate specimen fail at life isn't really sporting any more.

It's kind of sad he has no one in his life to stage an intervention. Broken toy bumblefuck.

Looking forward to him trying to lay the groundwork for the next begathon though.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Combining his spending details with his antics over the journey paints a really depressing picture to me. As much as we dislike him, the man must truly hate himself. This is pathetic to the point where watching this inadequate specimen fail at life isn't really sporting any more.

It's kind of sad he has no one in his life to stage an intervention. Broken toy bumblefuck.

Looking forward to him trying to lay the groundwork for the next begathon though.

So far it hasn't been looking like he's dipping into other lines of credit in order to pay for things, he's literally just spending absolutely everything he's earning.

If a begathon is on the horizon, it could be for his usual tax debacle since we know he's behind on those.

Or you know, he could pull some elaborate lie out of his ass and make plans to go on that magical Disneyland retreat that he's always wanted to have with his soul-mare.

 

[arrivefriday]

Combining his spending details with his antics over the journey paints a really depressing picture to me. As much as we dislike him, the man must truly hate himself. This is pathetic to the point where watching this inadequate specimen fail at life isn't really sporting any more.

It's kind of sad he has no one in his life to stage an intervention. Broken toy bumblefuck.

Looking forward to him trying to lay the groundwork for the next begathon though.

Yeah, it is strange, on one hand I think he's very created this world for himself by basically being a cunt to everyone around him but on the other hand, he's been unhappy for his whole life, taking this unhappiness out the people around him, for what some say could be a call for help.
He has probably been buying and spending like this because it gives him a few drops of serotonin and dopamine, a few hours of happiness but it obviously snowballed into the giant greed-monster we have today.

All in all, this was kinda retarded to type out since I actually feel no empathy for our roach but yeah, it's a strange world that he has undoubtedly created for himself.