Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Oliver Onions]

Unless his money has taken a hit, same thing he does every week: Cope, seethe and dilate.

If his Patreon starts going down in tandem, though? OnlyFans announcement.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Send him to the Philippines. Trash country filled with slaves. He can work as a slave there.

If he wants, Thailand as well. Maybe he can fulfill his wish of becoming a gendertrash gloryhole.

Or my favorite: India. All around shithole. He can be a foreigner untouchable.

Be's a bloody Foreign Untouchable here! Any Medico coming near him double gloves +.

 

[Nixxit]

If his Patreon starts going down in tandem, though? OnlyFans announcement.

There was a time I would have laughed along what I would have believed for sure to be a joke, but ever since I learned that Nikocado Avocado (A being about as disgusting mentally as physically, which is saying something) has one, the world has darkened, it has become harder to discern the parody from the truth, and I don't know anymore.

If this ever actually comes to happen...Please spoiler those pictures, and put biohazard signs all around them.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

From edgy vidya game sperg to poly troon commie clown.

Dick butchery when?

 

[Toxinophile]

You know that thing where some triple-A game companies are hyping up their new games and started calling them quadruple-A titles? Jim sterling knows, and our brave little jimmy john here is ready to snark it up against the hype and put down the gaming industry's newest marketing gimmick.

TD;DW: Ten minutes of Jim going triple AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYLMAO

 

[Millennium Rooster]

You know that thing where some triple-A game companies are hyping up their new games and started calling them quadruple-A titles? Jim sterling knows, and our brave little jimmy john here is ready to snark it up against the hype and put down the gaming industry's newest marketing gimmick.

TD;DW: Ten minutes of Jim going triple AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYLMAO

This is absolute madness.
Jim Sterling has run out of things to say, so he just invented a controversy out of thin air!
I don't remember the last time I hear of AAA games (outside of Jim's awful videos), much less AAAA games.

Time stamps

0-1 Brags about being on a trip and is sorry that can’t talk about the lastest issue
1-2 Says that he refuses to start using the term AAAA games
3-4 Nonsense, gibberish
4-5 Calls the game industry self-entitled.
5-6 Talks shit about AAA games
6-7 Talks about being ok with old terms disappearing and new ones being created… (Shocker!). Talks about the gaming industry having an ego.
7-10 Attacks games industry. Same old shit

Tl;dr - Jim, one of the few people to use the term AAA games, is annoyed because he might have to start using the term AAAA games.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I've never heard anyone say AAAA before Jim, in this video. Hell, I hardly ever hear people say AAA anymore, unless they're talking about indie games and need a term to distinguish. Jim is screaming at ghosts living rent-free in his head.

ETA: Against my better judgement I watched the video --or at least the 3 and a half minutes I could manage before audibly shouting 'oh shut the fuck up, Jim'-- and it really is mountains out of molehills.

Who gives a fuck what companies think AAA means? It's just a useful term to categorise different scales of games; everything beyond that is you projecting, Jim, you bitter little wretch.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Jesus fuck I haven't checked in on this thread in a bit and skimming through it shits gotten so much fucking worse than it was like back when he went right back to the bullshit after a few actually solid-enough videos.On top of the madness screaming "AAAA" type dumbass shit you got cucking involved now. I don't know if jim even fucking goes out in public anymore but after this revelation I wouldn't put it past people to just fucking shout "AYO, WE CUCKIN?" At him from across the street when they see his neon pink tootsie roll ass.

 

[TheBeanz]

You know that thing where some triple-A game companies are hyping up their new games and started calling them quadruple-A titles? Jim sterling knows, and our brave little jimmy john here is ready to snark it up against the hype and put down the gaming industry's newest marketing gimmick.

TD;DW: Ten minutes of Jim going triple AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYLMAO

The subscriber slip will continue even quicker after this. This epsiode was absolute filler (He is apparently out on a trip, so fair enough), and brimming with almost everything you can find on the Jimbo Bingo card.

The only salient point he made was how cynical the industry is by simply adding an A onto 'TRRRRRRRRIPPLE AYYY' and expecting the consumers to think it's better. He is right in the fact that 'Quadruple A' is stupid and awkward to say. That's some retarded corporate speak and we're right to mock it.

I didn't need 10 minutes of my life to come to that conclusion though, at this point his videos are basically tweets

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Alright, it's Monday and Jim put out another dumbass fucking nonsense video, where's the scheduled unsub train?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Unless his money has taken a hit, same thing he does every week: Cope, seethe and dilate.

If his Patreon starts going down in tandem, though? OnlyFans announcement.

I can't see the Patreon falling because that's his hardcore simps, and wouldn't surprise me if a good chunk of it is his inner circle donating to eachother

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I can't see the Patreon falling because that's his hardcore simps, and wouldn't surprise me if a good chunk of it is his inner circle donating to eachother

It's like the 'suspiciously wealthy patrons' that give hundreds to starving artists, for gay inflation pics.
Too much money in the troon communities.

I suspect they all donate in their programmer socks.

 

[Gamepad]

I've never heard anyone say AAAA before Jim, in this video. Hell, I hardly ever hear people say AAA anymore, unless they're talking about indie games and need a term to distinguish. Jim is screaming at ghosts living rent-free in his head.

ETA: Against my better judgement I watched the video --or at least the 3 and a half minutes I could manage before audibly shouting 'oh shut the fuck up, Jim'-- and it really is mountains out of molehills.

Who gives a fuck what companies think AAA means? It's just a useful term to categorise different scales of games; everything beyond that is you projecting, Jim, you bitter little wretch.

Ubisoft tried to, and eventually dialed it back when they realized their own employees were making fun of the suits' metrics for what a AAAA game should be, which was to say, completely delusional and unrealistic.

 

[catmasterj]

I completely forgot about Jim.


What a shit show his career is

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can't see the Patreon falling because that's his hardcore simps, and wouldn't surprise me if a good chunk of it is his inner circle donating to eachother

Yeah I agree, I'm just saying that's the only thing I can see actually forcing Jim to become pro-actively Mad Online, instead of his current performative, passive-aggressive seething.

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

I have only seen one person use the term AAAA out in the wild, I'm sure it's been used more, but seems to be in such a limited capacity that it would be hardly worth a video on the topic.

On a related note his hatred of marketing terms is just autistic, there's no reason to get mad at the use of a somewhat arbitrary term to refer to a high budget game. It would be like if a movie reviewer ranted about how blockbuster is a pure marketing term. At this point both terms have became like Aspirin, where they're so ingrained that it's not really a marketing term anymore, they've became short hand for a High Budget Game/Movie.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

where's the scheduled unsub train?

Going full steam ahead to below 800k station, I presume

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Going full steam ahead to below 800k station, I presume

yup, down to 865k.

Fuck, what a pathetic looking gender-blob he is now. I can't even look at him anymore much less make it through a whole video.

Also, surprised he's still using his dead name still for his channel name. I thought he was all about identifying as James Stephanie-whatever-nobody-cares-Sterling.

 

[Wünderkind]

YouTube video

TUHRIPPLE AYYYYY

almost a year on and nothing's changed, godwinson's little parody is truly evergreen stuff

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

yup, down to 865k.

Fuck, what a pathetic looking gender-blob he is now. I can't even look at him anymore much less make it through a whole video.

Also, surprised he's still using his dead name still for his channel name. I thought he was all about identifying as James Stephanie-whatever-nobody-cares-Sterling.

800k subscriber special when?

"I put a wig on! You're sexist if you unsubscribe!"