Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

I suggest we meet halfway. Put him on a ship, sail out, and push him off over the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Or we could ship him off to Ireland

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Or we could ship him off to Ireland

The Irish don't want him, their lefty Irishman left his podcast because he was so fucking miserable remember? If the lefty Irish don't want him, no way the majorly catholic and conservative main Irish population will want him. And we Canadian's don't want him. We're busy trying to deal with our own shit. I say send him to Australia, Jim's entire existence is a crime so he deserves the penal colony.

 

[A Logging Company]

-Drag Queen Story Hour?

I could see him trying this actually, reading some gaming related book, if only so he can play victim when Southerns don't take kindly to some British weirdo trying to prevent their youths.

 

[Matt Damon]

push him off over the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Are you insane? That kind of ballast has to be kept midship or you're liable to go right down with him.

I'd already be concerned about your draft just having him in the hold.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Are you insane? That kind of ballast has to be kept midship or you're liable to go right down with him.

I'd already be concerned about your draft just having him in the hold.

Nah, he's been losing some weight. I'm sure he fits in your standard Panamax draft by now.

 

[None Drunk Username]

The Irish don't want him, their lefty Irishman left his podcast because he was so fucking miserable remember? If the lefty Irish don't want him, no way the majorly catholic and conservative main Irish population will want him. And we Canadian's don't want him. We're busy trying to deal with our own shit. I say send him to Australia, Jim's entire existence is a crime so he deserves the penal colony.

I remember listening to the podcast when Gav was on. It was basically just him sitting in silence for up to 45 minutes while LKD and Jim made immature sex jokes. Poor guy just wanted to talk about video games.

 

[WULULULULU]

The Irish don't want him, their lefty Irishman left his podcast because he was so fucking miserable remember? If the lefty Irish don't want him, no way the majorly catholic and conservative main Irish population will want him. And we Canadian's don't want him. We're busy trying to deal with our own shit. I say send him to Australia, Jim's entire existence is a crime so he deserves the penal colony.

Send him to the Philippines. Trash country filled with slaves. He can work as a slave there.

If he wants, Thailand as well. Maybe he can fulfill his wish of becoming a gendertrash gloryhole.

Or my favorite: India. All around shithole. He can be a foreigner untouchable.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I remember listening to the podcast when Gav was on. It was basically just him sitting in silence for up to 45 minutes while LKD and Jim made immature sex jokes. Poor guy just wanted to talk about video games.

There were a couple of episodes without Dale and to me, both Jim and Gavin seemed to be a lot looser and sounded like they were having more fun. But if Dale was fired, then you know there'd be backlash.

Jim really should have picked a better third.

 

[Donuteater]

There were a couple of episodes without Dale and to me, both Jim and Gavin seemed to be a lot looser and sounded like they were having more fun. But if Dale was fired, then you know there'd be backlash.

Jim really should have picked a better third.

Jim/Conrad/Gavin would have been great.

So I listened to the latest podcast, the one where it's all the poly people, and it's a fucking shitshow. The audio sucks for everyone except Jim and Conrad, it's a shitty Q&A episode, and every few minutes they complement each other, which results in a 30 second compliment loop. It's a group of 4 guys pretending to be women constantly giving each other asspats, desperate to justify their trooning out. I'd recommend it just to get an idea of just how messed up everyone involved is.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'd recommend it just to get an idea of just how messed up everyone involved is.

I can't believe you've done this to me.

This is worse than I could have possibly imagined. All these men with obvious men voices calling each other by women's names is an absolute farce, but the line where I had to tap out was: "There's this one girlfriend that all three of us have...we all have the one girlfriend."

Am I right in saying the communal hole is the one natal woman at this demented gathering? Because if so that explains a lot.

 

[Donuteater]

I can't believe you've done this to me.

This is worse than I could have possibly imagined. All these men with obvious men voices calling each other by women's names is an absolute farce, but the line where I had to tap out was: "There's this one girlfriend that all three of us have...we all have the one girlfriend."

Am I right in saying the communal hole is the one natal woman at this demented gathering? Because if so that explains a lot.

I'm fairly sure everyone involved has a Y chromosome but I don't know for sure. You see what I mean though? It's a curious look into the brains of delusional people.

I'm not apologizing.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Send him to the Philippines. Trash country filled with slaves. He can work as a slave there.

If he wants, Thailand as well. Maybe he can fulfill his wish of becoming a gendertrash gloryhole.

Or my favorite: India. All around shithole. He can be a foreigner untouchable.

Venezuela, let him experience that glorious socialism first hand.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I suggest we meet halfway. Put him on a ship, sail out, and push him off over the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Hell no. If that Isis bride can't come back Jim can't come back. She said she's sorry and isis is a shithole . Wereas jim is still talking shit about the UK and is happier in the land of the free. It's not like he can work in a shitty takeaway or pick fruit like most immigrants. Pretend he's a refugee if you like and if he comes back jk rowling will send terfs to kill him-since that's what he believes anyway.

 

[Cyclonus]

What do you think he's going to do for the under 800,000 subscribers special?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Hopefully an intervention

 

[WULULULULU]

A rope

 

[ShoFuKan]

Release a sex tape?

 

[That Anony Mouse]

I have about 41.8 ideas. Give or take.

 

[White Devil]

A rope

Gonna have to be one of those expensive mountain climbing ropes, to be able to hold that lard ass up.

 

[Knyttet]

Gonna have to be one of those expensive mountain climbing ropes, to be able to hold that lard ass up.