Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 206 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 685 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,416
Lapis Lazuli said:
I prefer the old tagline but a OP update is appreciated.
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There is no point in dragging Osana joke anymore and old tagline did a very bad job at describing who Alex is in a nutshell, since his history as a cow has never been limited by YS.

Anyway, it just keeps getting better - now one of the easter eggs can infect your PC with a virus.
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Trombonista said:
We definitely need a new poll. There's no way he's making it to crowdfunding.
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He is creating hype right now, and will for some time. Likely trying to trick people into thinking actual progress is made and therefore they should contribute to the upcoming crowdfunding.
 
lost_n'_confused said:
He is creating hype right now, and will for some time. Likely trying to trick people into thinking actual progress is made and therefore they should contribute to the upcoming crowdfunding.
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I don't think just showing off assets he stole five years ago in a T-pose is what hype is though.
 
Trombonista said:
We definitely need a new poll. There's no way he's making it to crowdfunding.
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I have no ideas beyond "the future of YS" and already had one about the future of Alex, even though it wasn't good.

Adamska said:
I don't think just showing off assets he stole five years ago in a T-pose is what hype is though.
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We are talking about a guy, whose idea of proving people wrong is to claim they are gremlins who want to ruin him "just because". There is no point in expecting him to be competent.
 
JuanButNotForgotten said:
I have no ideas beyond "the future of YS" and already had one about the future of Alex, even though it wasn't good.


We are talking about a guy, whose idea of proving people wrong is to claim they are gremlins who want to ruin him "just because". There is no point in expecting him to be competent.
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I'm just comparing how sad he's gotten in the past 18 or more months compared to when I last came into this thread. It's an order of magnitude more pathetic.

But not as braindead as any actual idiots backing him. I wonder how much of mommy's trust fund he wastes to keep his Patreon at it's current level.
 
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Adamska said:
I wonder how much of mommy's trust fund he wastes to keep his Patreon at it's current level.
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That's what I want to know too. Maybe someone will call his bank and ask for his financial history as well.

Gaia Soraka said:
The new OP is great, very informative and thorough. It's a tad long-winded though. Maybe try cutting it into sections or adding more spoilers? It would make it easier to jump to different sections of Alex's history.
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It is already as brief as possible and you can jump to different sections through links to long posts about Alex's different escapades that I've made a long time ago. That's why I wrote them in the first place.

@dumb idiot, I remember you wondered how badly Alex sucked in playing Lisa: The Painful. Well, I wasn't able to find a copy of that video, but here are some snippets from Twitch tracker.

Alex edits gamefiles to have the same encounter during sleeping.


Calls himself a hacker.


Game freezes because of his fuckery.


This is like something straight from "Maniac".


As for him sucking at the game, it's hard to tell, since there are only clips no longer than 60 sec, but you can find more here.
 
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There are a still a lot more situations and 3D models that I could show you blurry screenshots of, but many of them would be obvious spoilers even if they were blurred, so I’m trying to come up with other things I can share with you in these daily teasers…

Okay, here’s something new: it’s one of the music tracks that will be in the 10 Rivals Update. Listen to it, and try to guess what type of situation it could possibly be used for!
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Audio files can't be uploaded so you'll have to go to the blog to hear it yourself.

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Another day, another teaser!


These are some characters who will be appearing in the next build! Who do you think they might be? What purpose do you think they might serve? Could they be allies? Adversaries? Or…something else altogether?
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
There is no point in dragging Osana joke anymore and old tagline did a very bad job at describing who Alex is in a nutshell, since his history as a cow has never been limited by YS.

Anyway, it just keeps getting better - now one of the easter eggs can infect your PC with a virus.
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it's generally good practice to use a non-existant TLD when writing a fictional web address.
but if you absolutely need to use a real address, then just buy the domain name and have it serve as a redirect to the games main website or as an easter egg.

either way is cheap, easy to do, and would eliminate the chances of it being hijacked by a malware host.
 
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ExuseMePrincess said:
I'm calling it !!! IF the game is still in develop in year 2020 I will eat my words and apologize to him., because let's face it he is loosing it really fast and his fans aren't stupid (hopefully not all of them) he will lose intrest and people will stop or lessen the money he will get (again I hope so so that he would HAVE TO work for it) SO this game will sink with in next two years AND he will blame the haters and his fans will just be like "oh noo poor dev. Well hopefuly your next game will be even better ^.^"
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So I've been lurking this thread this past week, starting from the beginning and I just have to join due to the fantastic work you are doing. It's crazy to read comments like the one above, as no one could believe this saga has dragged on this long. Some of the early predictions were spot on however.

This man is just a rabbit hole's rabbit hole. Fantastic thread, only about 800 more pages for me to go lol.
 
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Does anyone have the "dang dirty emails" video he deleted when Hate and Shame came out? The links folks here had back then to it are not working and I really wanna see the e-mail freakout again.
 
TeamTurd99 said:
Does anyone have the "dang dirty emails" video he deleted when Hate and Shame came out? The links folks here had back then to it are not working and I really wanna see the e-mail freakout again.
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Oopsie-whoopsie, we have another fucky wucky!
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First one is unlisted, second one is unavailable! Should've put all that effort into your fucking game.
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Are you sure that's gonna help, Alex?
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Are you?
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He linked? Deleet eet!
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Edit: lol the second one is gone too. Keep up the good work on your 10 rivals, Alex, can't wait to count all the bugs in that trash pile.
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